I was told there would be free food.
A herd of baby girrafeqfdis is called a tower. How the fluff do you spell giraffes, someone get me a dic… dicshanary? Dictionary. I hate spelling. “just sound it out” they said, well that doesn't fluffen work half the time.Username: Are you guys back or are you still hiding from the pope? It’s been like 3 days.
Mc.Duckington: Nah, we’re back. What’s up? (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
Username: Nothing much, just wondering if this chat was dead.
DogFoodLid: This chat will never die, trust me we’ve tried.
Don’tTouchMe: Someone always comes back for s and giggles. It’s a vicious cycle.
DogFoodLid: Speaking of vicious cycles, who wants to go get food?
Don’tTouchMe: Absolutely not.
Username: Why not?
Mc.Duckington: Last time we might have… broken a few tables. (*´∀`*)
Don’tTouchMe: More like destroyed the whole goddamn building.
Mc.Duckington: But no one got hurt! (ง ´͈౪`͈)ว
Don’tTouchMe: Because everyone ran away in fear.
JellyJelloBabe: I’m down for food.
DogFoodLid: That means we’re going!
Username: Does it?
Mc.Duckington: Whatever Zelo says goes. o(^◇^)o
Username: … Am I going to regret asking why?
JellyJelloBabe: It’s because I’m the og cutie™. My cuteness has killed many people.
DogFoodLid: He’s also the only who's been in jail… multiple times.
JellyJelloBabe: You have no proof.
DogFoodLid: You drunk called me when you were in a high speed chase with the police in a stolen ambulance.
DogFoodLid: I was the one who had to break you out because Youngjae refused to pay bail.
DogFoodLid: We had to rob a bank to pay the reporter to keep quiet.
DogFoodLid: We ended up keeping the money and just threatened the reporter to keep his mouth shut or else.
DogFoodLid: When the reporter asked “Or else what?” in that smug tone, you tied bricks to his waste and threw him in the ocean.
DogFoodLid: Don’t even get me started on how we had to get to the ocean in the first place.
Don’tTouchMe: How’d you guys get to the ocean?
Mc.Duckington: Yeah, you can’t just bring it up and not tell us. o(*≧□≦)o
Username: But if they tell us, then that would make us acomplesces…
Mc.Duckington: I mean… is being an acomples really that bad? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Username: We would go to jail!
Mc.Duckington: Is jail really that bad? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Username: …
Mc.Duckington: So tell use how you got to the ocean. (*^▽^*)
DogFoodLid: We stole a car, threw the reporter in the trunk. Drove 3 hours to the beach. Stole a boat, drove that for 5 hours, until there was nothing but ocean around us. Threw the reporter in the ocean. Stole a few casted fishing nets. Went back to shore with the stolen fish. Made a delish seafood soup with a side of crab legs and went home.
JellyJelloBabe: It was a pretty normal day.
Mc.Duckington: Sounds like fun. (๑꒪▿꒪)*
Don’tTouchMe: You should have brought some soup back. Smh.
Username: I don’t know what to do with this information.
DogFoodLid: You accept it, then embrace it. You are apart of this life now.
Username: ...Are all of you criminals?
Mc.Duckington: Yes. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Username: So what’s for lunch.
JellyJelloBabe: That’s the tol maknae spirit. Let’s go get food!
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E’HuiA: It’s like 11pm, what are you guys up too? Chilling?
Username: We’re getting Sonic, I guess.
SharpKnife: Oh , late night food is the best.
Don’tTouchMe: I’m getting an oreo cheesecake shake, it sounds so bomb
JellyJelloBabe: I was just told the kingdom hearts orchestra was playing here tonight. I’m bummed I missed it
SharpKnife: Tell me how that shake is because it does indeed sound bomb af.
SharpKnife: When were they playing?
Don’tTouchMe: It’s delicious, and I love it.
JellyJelloBabe: Around 7 at the Hard Rock
SharpKnife: Ohhhhh. I was wondering where you meant they’d be playing cause for a second my dumb was wondering when
Sonic started playing live music.
DancingQueen: Lmao!
SharpKnife: Listen…... I’m dumb asoidweib
DancingQueen: I still love you tho
SharpKnife: The realest.
DancingQueen: Only for you bb
E’HuiA: I just put two ice breaker mints into my mouth and I forgot how much they burn
TrueBeauty: ing R.I.P mouth lmao
E’HuiA: I’m ded
(A/N): It's been a month and like 2 weeks but finally here's chapter 2! Thank you to everyone who's been waiting patiently. I'm slowly trying to figure out how I want these characters to act(Idk if that's the right word to use) and so far it looks like,
Hanseul is going to be the normal dude/the new guy.
Sanha is going to be the "innocent" one. (Within the brightest of lights is darkness)
Zelo is going to be a criminal, I guess. idk what I'm doing with him.
Chan might be the mom friend but also the one done with everyone's
and everyone else I'm still trying to figure out. (I feel for the people who write seventeen or nct chat fics because giving everyone a somewhat unique personality if hard af.)
I'm also trying my best to make this different from my other chat fic so it doesn't feel like your reading the same fic but with different names.
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