Pickup lines story #3 : Shopping Day
Mark's 101 Pickup Lines*cowcow talk chat*
Clumshy_Sana
Hey, Mark. Let's go for some groceries shopping.
M_Tuan93
No, I'm still on my video games.
Clumshy_Sana
Okay, no bento for tomorrow!
M_Tuan93
Okayokay 5 minutes.. Lettuce turnip the beet, bby!
Clumshy_Sana
Haha. Almost funny.
M_Tuan93
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Clumshy_Sana
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M_Tuan93
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"Sana, Sana, Sana.π"
"What is it, Mark?π"
"Look, I have something long, hard, and has in it!π"
"Ssshh! Stop it! Anyone can hear you, stupid!π¬π°π¨"
"What?? It's just a cucumber, you . Ahahahha. But I like the way you think, girl.π"
"Maarrkkk....π π π "
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"Your hands look heavy, let me hold it for you.π"
"Aww thanks for the offer, Mark, but this bag is lighter than yours....... errr, what are you doing?π"
"Literally holding your hands?"
"...πΆ"
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"Thanks for accompanying me, Mark. As I have promised I'll make you a special bento for school lunch.πΆ"
"I don't know if I should be blessed or not since I have such a neighbor who's pretty smart in the kitchen but worse in school subjects.π"
"K. Bye.π©"
"Hey, wait... Sana. I'm just joking around..."
Mark chased Sana but she was still ignoring him and fastened her pace.
"Sana, hey, Sana-ya..
Sanaaa..
Shyshyshy Sana,
Clumsy Sanaaa..."
"Not listening to Markiepooh...!π©"
"If you can't listen, feel me." Said Mark confidently as he finally stopped her from walking.
"Mark... what is wrong with you today... I'm tired..π³"
"Of course you are.. You've been running through my mind all day that's why,"
Sana half heartedly smiled at him, then she just bent down and sighed.
"Hey," he said after a minute paused between them, "how about a piggyback?π"
"Sounds nice. Thanks.π"
"You know, Sana, if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber.π"
"Aaww, too bad I won't fall for your cheesy pickup lines.π§"
"It's okay to fall for me. I'll just give you a band aid then.π"
"Just," she sighed again, "carry me home till I reach my bed..π΄πͺπ"
"Aye aye princess."
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END
Credits art : instagram.com/salgoolulu
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