Pickup lines story #3 : Shopping Day

Mark's 101 Pickup Lines

*cowcow talk chat*

Clumshy_Sana
Hey, Mark. Let's go for some groceries shopping.

M_Tuan93
No, I'm still on my video games.


Clumshy_Sana
Okay, no bento for tomorrow!

M_Tuan93
Okayokay 5 minutes.. Lettuce turnip the beet, bby!

Clumshy_Sana
Haha. Almost funny.

Almost funny

M_Tuan93

πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ πŸŽπŸπŸˆπŸ‰πŸ„

πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ πŸŽπŸπŸˆπŸ‰πŸ„

Clumshy_Sana
πŸ’€

Clumshy_SanaπŸ’€

M_Tuan93
πŸ•πŸ’¨

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"Sana, Sana, Sana.πŸ˜€"

"What is it, Mark?πŸ™„"

"Look, I have something long, hard, and has in it!πŸ˜ƒ"

"Ssshh! Stop it! Anyone can hear you, stupid!😬😰😨"

"What?? It's just a cucumber, you . Ahahahha. But I like the way you think, girl.😈"

"Maarrkkk....😠😠😠"

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"Your hands look heavy, let me hold it for you.πŸ™‚"

"Aww thanks for the offer, Mark, but this bag is lighter than yours....... errr, what are you doing?😐"

"Literally holding your hands?"

"...😢"

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"Thanks for accompanying me, Mark. As I have promised I'll make you a special bento for school lunch.🐢"

"I don't know if I should be blessed or not since I have such a neighbor who's pretty smart in the kitchen but worse in school subjects.πŸ˜•"

"K. Bye.😩"

"Hey, wait... Sana. I'm just joking around..."

Mark chased Sana but she was still ignoring him and fastened her pace.

"Sana, hey, Sana-ya..

Sanaaa..

Shyshyshy Sana,

Clumsy Sanaaa..."

"Not listening to Markiepooh...!😩"

"If you can't listen, feel me." Said Mark confidently as he finally stopped her from walking.

"Mark... what is wrong with you today... I'm tired..😳"

"Of course you are.. You've been running through my mind all day that's why,"

Sana half heartedly smiled at him, then she just bent down and sighed.

"Hey," he said after a minute paused between them, "how about a piggyback?πŸ™ƒ"

"Sounds nice. Thanks.😟"

"You know, Sana, if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber.😘"

"Aaww, too bad I won't fall for your cheesy pickup lines.😧"

"It's okay to fall for me. I'll just give you a band aid then.πŸ’•"

"Just," she sighed again, "carry me home till I reach my bed..😴πŸ˜ͺπŸ’€"

"Aye aye princess."

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END

Credits art : instagram.com/salgoolulu

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romapear #1
Chapter 5: Oooh proposal
gottwiceyay #2
Chapter 5: cuteee yaaay Marksana shipper :) buaaaah these two <3
Tokwa2x
#3
Chapter 5: It's a proposal.
Tokwa2x
#4
Chapter 4: Oh mark...
Tokwa2x
#5
Chapter 3: Cutecumber. Lmao. That cat holding a knife meme tho. I honestly read the "lettuce turnip the beet" twice lol. I didn't get it at first. Those arts are cute btw.
Tokwa2x
#6
Chapter 2: It's cheesy but I like it so much...