Episode 2

Day 1

‘Now that we’ve met the cast, let's get into how they will survive two weeks in the Sahara.’

With the limited food and water they brought themselves, they must find food, water, and shelter from their resources around them. This is not only a test of survival, but also the compatibility levels within the group. The production team will be shooting, but they have been told not to interact with the cast at any moment. A medic will stand by for emergencies.

9:00 AM

*Camera shows shots of the nine males together*

Xiumin: *eating pringles* I think I’m starting to break a sweat, guys.

Chanyeol: does anyone want some of my meat? Wait that doesn’t sound right.

Xiumin: hey Sehun do you have those Cheetos

Sehun: *passed out on sand*

Xiumin: Chen has them doesn’t he that little bas- *Eight men look to Chen who is rummaging through Yixing’s bag*

Xiumin: EVERYONE HID YER BAGS

 

9:04 AM Suho: okay we need a game plan. I call meeting!

Kai: *stares into camera threateningly*

Chanyeol: I have to pee

Baekhyun: *meditative sitting pose* we don’t need a plan. We only need the desert.

Suho: *looks at cameramen* why is he here-

 

11:48 AM

‘After about about 4 hours, no progress has been made’

Kyungsoo: we only have food and water for about two more days, so I suggest we make camp here and hunt and stuff for the remaining

Kai: *slowly moves closer to Kyungsoo* I agree

Sehun: did anyone bring tents or any kind of shelter? Yixing: I brought my plushie-

Sehun: did I ask

 

12:53 PM

‘The group decides to put up the lone tent that sits under the shadow of a dune’

Suho: *puts hand on forehead and pants* wow I didn’t know putting up one tent would be so much work

Chanyeol: actually didn’t you just stand around while I put them up Suho: *fans self* my blood sugar is, is dipping, and my breathing is just crazy right now, I’m just not quite sure I can go the remaining days out here-

Cameraman: we’ve been out here five hours

 

5:25 PM

‘Once they have shelter, the nine relax under the Saharan sun’

*camera focuses on two men sitting underneath umbrella*

Sehun: and I was just like, why didn’t you tell me we were going to the pharmacy? She could have told me beforehand like-

Xiumin: ugh totally *notices camera and aggressively stands up* you guys can’t like, be here

Sehun: oh my god! Get away before I shove my hotdogs up your- *screen goes black*

 

6:51 PM

‘Soon they realize the tent is only big enough for three people’

Kyungsoo: the tent is only big enough for three people

Sehun: I’m staying in the tent

Yixing: I want to, too

Chanyeol: *jumps around on one leg* I have to pee again

Suho: hUN

 

11:32 PM

‘During the night, contestant Baekhyun is too excited to sleep, so he annoys all of his fellow cast’

*Baekhyun points to stars in sky*

Baekhyun: look! I remember my yoga teacher telling me that that one is Ursa Major, I think. Oh and that one’s Orion. Wait no that’s Andromeda or-

Chen: yeah dude *points to cluster of stars* that one is called Shut the Fu-

 

stay tuned for the next episode!!!