Attemptedhumor (65 attemptedhumor stories)

The Rose on My Porch

COMING home after a failed attempt to 'make things right', Irene found herself taking care of a woman she found unconscious on her porch. The meeting with the most attractive person she ever laid her eyes on.

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Game Changer

By hanabirazu Updated
Characters Sakura, Kazuha, Yunjin, Chaewon
With 20 chapters, 7 votes, 46 subscribers, 2130 views, 6 comments, 96123 words

To Miyawaki Sakura only two things matter in life — securing a spot on the national team and winning the World Cup. But just when the preparations for the upcoming season begin, she must face a new competition - Nakamura Kazuha - a talented, young striker, who came back from overseas to play again in her motherland. And to make matters worse, this rising soccer star has just become Sakura’s new teammate...

annoyingly beautiful, you make me mad

By kimchaelisa Updated
Characters karina winter
With 2 chapters, 69 votes, 1756 subscribers, 8060 views, 75 comments, 7086 words
Status [M], Members Only, Subscribers Only, Crowdfunded

Yours

By friedbanana Updated
Tags  fluff   romance   schoollife   winter   karina   attemptedhumor   aespa   winrina   jiminjeong 
Characters karina winter
With 1 chapters, 43 votes, 796 subscribers, 3530 views, 9 comments, 3003 words
Status Completed, Members Only, Subscribers Only

Jimin has been dying to announce their relationship to the world but Minjeong beats her to it. Crossposted on AO3.  

how to take care of someone? (asking for a friend)

By softhyokhei Updated
Characters lee hyukjae, lee donghae
With 2 chapters, 4 votes, 39 subscribers, 490 views, 4 comments, 8727 words

Donghae wants to help his sick best friend feel better. The only problem is: Donghae needs to figure out where to start. And so begins Donghae's trip down memory lane with massive help from his friends (well, maybe only some of them).   5+1 (or the five times Hyukjae took care of Donghae on multiple occasions and the one time Donghae finally realized why he wanted to do the same)

Mosquito

By clinging Updated
Tags  seulgi   sunmi   joy   attemptedhumor   wendy   irene   wenrene   solar   moonbyul   eventualcrack 
With 15 chapters, 24 votes, 311 subscribers, 4430 views, 62 comments, 30958 words
Status Subscribers Only

"I'm not.. *sniff* asking about the diamond.. *sniff* what are.. *sniff* those things.. *sniff* around the diamond?" "They're mosquitos! I'm gonna fly around you and annoy you for the rest of your life. I designed it myself, it's creative isn't it?"          

The Operator

By mattguitarist Updated
Characters Moonbyul, Solar, Jung Wheein, Hwasa, Bae Irene, Kang Seulgi, Son Wendy
With 19 chapters, 68 votes, 1119 subscribers, 17080 views, 136 comments, 159617 words
Status [M], [TW], Members Only, Subscribers Only

jump then fall

By notyournana Updated
With 1 chapters, 1 votes, 60 subscribers, 4510 views, 2 comments, 6449 words
Status [M], Completed, Subscribers Only

Lost and Found

By notyournana Updated
Tags  fluff   oneshot   english   universityau   attemptedhumor   mcdonalds   yutae   dojae   jaedo   crushau 
Characters Kim Doyoung, Jeong Jaehyun, Ten Lee, Lee Taeyong, Nakamoto Yuta, Johnny Suh
With 2 chapters, 3 votes, 2 subscribers, 880 views, 1 comments, 4230 words
Status Completed

in which Doyoung accidentally left his phone in McDonald's; the phone was safe and sound but it was returned to the wrong person, which was quite a big problem

Love Talk [discontinued]

By dl-ghost Updated
Characters kim taeyeon as the pariah — tiffany hwang as the heritor — jessica jung as the prophet — choi sooyoung as the keeper — choi minho as the innocent
With 26 chapters, 131 votes, 1147 subscribers, 28440 views, 440 comments, 63289 words
Status [M], [TW], Members Only

Drama Kings

By Sarouu Updated
With 9 chapters, 4 votes, 95 subscribers, 1150 views, 14 comments, 31296 words
Status [M], Subscribers Only

Awkward first kiss

By Certified_Clown Updated
Characters Jang Wonyoung | Ahn Yujin | Kim Gaeul | Kim Jiwon (Liz) | Naoi Rei | Lee Hyunseo (Leeseo)
With 1 chapters, 1 votes, 13 subscribers, 690 views, 1 comments, 924 words
Status Completed

first kisses are awkward lol

The Bodyguard

By mattguitarist Updated
Characters Moonbyul, Solar, Jung Wheein, Hwasa, Bae Irene, Kang Seulgi, Son Wendy, Nam Eric
With 28 chapters, 134 votes, 1721 subscribers, 21240 views, 204 comments, 103267 words
Status Completed, Subscribers Only

Moonsun fanfic inspired by and (very) loosely based on the classic 1992 film, "The Bodyguard" Moonbyul!Bodyguard and Solar!Idol [OR] Former special forces officer is assigned as a bodyguard to one of South Korea's most popular Kpop stars and they heads over everything. But when threats turn to dangerous reality, will Solar trust her bodyguard Moonbyul to keep her safe? [Also on 

See Right Through Me

By bunnypeach Updated
Characters Park Jinyoung, Mark Tuan, Choi Youngjae, Kim Yugyeom
With 1 chapters, 5 votes, 21 subscribers, 590 views, 1 comments, 18834 words
Status [M], [TW], Completed, Members Only

Dilemma

By fanbynature Updated
Characters Yesung Eunhyuk Sora
With 1 chapters, 3 votes, 25 subscribers, 230 views, 1 comments, 1615 words
Status Completed, Friends Only, Members Only, Subscribers Only

  What is Jongwoon supposed to do with his dongba?

Can't get enough of you

By fanbynature Updated
Characters Yesung Eunhyuk
With 5 chapters, 2 votes, 21 subscribers, 770 views, 7 comments, 11589 words
Status Completed

Hyukjae's ordinary days come to an end due to the unexpected encounter with a mafia leader.

Overzealous

By chronicundertaker Updated
With 4 chapters, 1 votes, 6 subscribers, 340 views, 11747 words

Lei Zhu couldn't believe that they finally after so many years get to see BTS in concert! But as the concert comes to an end they're stopped by security! What is in store for Lei Zhu and what exactly could be happening behind the scenes?

first a sniff then a crush

By quatrocinco Updated
Characters kang seulgi, bae irene/joohyun
With 1 chapters, 24 votes, 984 subscribers, 5350 views, 7 comments, 1289 words
Status [M], Members Only, Subscribers Only, Crowdfunded

Save Me, Please

By YunJaeMinRen Updated
Characters Bang Chan || Lee Minho || Seo Changbin || Hwang HyunJin || Han Jisung || Lee Felix || Kim Seungmin || Yang Jeongin
With 1 chapters, 2 subscribers, 710 views, 7932 words
Status Completed

Life is all about second chances. Not in every single aspect, of course, but we’re often granted a “re-do” without even realizing it. We’re only human, right? Every makes mistakes at some point. Some people literally get a second chance to live. We just have to learn to recognize and appreciate a new chance when it’s given to us — because you might not get a third one.

Withering Flowers

By 653711 Updated
Tags  fluff   exo   sehun   kris   ohsehun   krishun   attemptedhumor   mafiaau   krishunromance 
Characters Kris Wu Oh sehun
With 13 chapters, 14 votes, 385 subscribers, 4700 views, 17 comments, 5282 words
Status Completed, Subscribers Only

What can possibly happen when the biggest mafia of China starts to feel something for a complete stranger ???       

in your arms (all i feel is warmth)

By quatrocinco Updated
Tags  fluff   romance   seulgi   yeri   alternateuniverse   winter   domestic   slightangst   joy   karina   giselle   supernaturalau   attemptedhumor   chaesoo   wendy   domesticau   irene   parentau   redvelvet   joyrene   wenrene   seulrene   seuldy   wenseul   joygi   wenjoy   irenexseulgi   yerene   wenri   yermseul   blackpink   jenlisa   chaennie   jensoo   chaelisa   lisoo   redvelvetau   ningning   fluffau   kangfamily   aseul   aespa   winrina   digi   jiminjeong 
Characters red velvet | blackpink | snsd | aespa
With 1 chapters, 18 votes, 549 subscribers, 5720 views, 8 comments, 3157 words
Status Members Only, Subscribers Only, Crowdfunded

collection of fluff and domestic one-shots.    

video editor

By quatrocinco Updated
Characters kang seulgi // bae irene // son wendy
With 4 chapters, 30 votes, 2466 subscribers, 15150 views, 12 comments, 9462 words
Status [M], Members Only, Subscribers Only, Crowdfunded

seasons of giving

By quatrocinco Updated
Characters kang seulgi, bae irene, eventual son seungwan
With 2 chapters, 52 votes, 2571 subscribers, 13590 views, 11 comments, 5799 words
Status [M], Completed, Subscribers Only, Crowdfunded

reap what you sow

By quatrocinco Updated
Characters kang seulgi, bae irene, eventual son seungwan
With 1 chapters, 62 votes, 2040 subscribers, 10620 views, 13 comments, 2164 words
Status [M], Completed, Members Only, Subscribers Only, Crowdfunded

I Never Thought

By exocholic Updated
Characters Byun Baekhyun, Park Chanyeol, Do Kyungsoo, Oh Sehun
With 1 chapters, 17 votes, 39 subscribers, 12 comments, 4504 words
Status Completed

  Kyungsoo asked an incredibly ridiculous question and left Baekhyun bothered ever since. "Damn you, Do Kyungsoo!"   -- Cross-posted at

In My Eyes

By shinbi_cherub Updated
Tags  angst   fluff   jihyo   mina   collegeau   dahyun   attemptedhumor   chaeyoung   slowburn   momo   sana   jeongyeon   jeongmi   jeongyeonxmina 
Characters Jeongyeon , Mina
With 2 chapters, 2 votes, 24 subscribers, 370 views, 3 comments, 8475 words

Mina’s not one to be curious about other people’s lives. She’s just as happy living by herself, alone. However, after a little peep in someone else’s life, she observes. A sudden surge of curiosity growing inside her. A sense of connection she cannot fathom, for now.

The Case of A Skeptic and A Believer

By whiskeytomyheart Updated
Characters Kim Yongsun/Solar, Moon Byulyi, Jung Wheein, Ahn Hyejin
With 1 chapters, 5 votes, 80 subscribers, 840 views, 7 comments, 2351 words
Status Members Only, Subscribers Only

Moon Byulyi is a struggling college student. She's living in an apartment that is more narrow than her classmates' minds, juggling essays and exams while trying to keep her honestly-really- part time job, and a mountain of student loan looming. Color her surprised when her roommate, Ahn Hyejin, offered an opportunity to join her friends' mystery and crimes oriented YouTube Channel with quite a lot subscribers. Of course she accepted the offer, mo

We Messed Up Didn't We?

By ThatOneFangirl190 Updated
Tags  gangs   humor   humour   meanie   attemptedhumor   gangau   attemptedhumour   mildswearing 
Characters Jeon Wonwoo, Kim Mingyu
With 1 chapters, 1 votes, 19 subscribers, 1040 views, 2792 words
Status Completed

Shores

By PepiPlease Updated
Characters Jinyoung, Mark, Jackson, Jaebeom, BamBam, Yugyeom
With 1 chapters, 34 votes, 106 subscribers, 1980 views, 28 comments, 11074 words
Status Completed, Subscribers Only

Jinyoung has met with many disappointments after his first attempts at online dating. It takes a while until somebody not only sparks but inflames his interest.

Focused On You

By tit4eto Updated
Characters Taeyong, Johnny, Ten, Jaehyun
With 1 chapters, 10 subscribers, 560 views, 3241 words
Status [M]

Can You Turn Off Your Drone?

By shshchji Updated
Characters Kim Seokjin,Kim Namjoon,Park Jimin,Min Yongi
With 1 chapters, 5 subscribers, 540 views, 2 comments, 4270 words
Status [M]

Mosquito bites

By jaehyunismybias Updated
Characters Na Jaemin Lee Jeno NCT Dream
With 2 chapters, 17 votes, 62 subscribers, 2140 views, 4 comments, 2523 words
Status [M], Completed

Groomed for Revenge

By NaruBaka Updated
Characters BTS, V/Taehyung, Jungkook, Suga/Yoongi, Jimin, RM/Namjoon, Jin/Seokjin, Jhope/Hoseok, GOT7, Original Characters
With 3 chapters, 1 votes, 12 subscribers, 260 views, 2 comments, 12022 words
Status [M], [TW], Members Only

Gotta Go (12 o'Clock HIGH NOON)

By Serahnade Updated
Characters Lee Chan, Basically Everyone in Seventeen
With 1 votes, 11 subscribers, 1130 views, 1 comments, 1180 words
Status [M], Completed

Tiptoeing

By PepiPlease Updated
Characters Jinyoung, Mark, Jackson, Jaebum, BamBam, Yugyeom, Youngjae
With 17 chapters, 61 votes, 281 subscribers, 12380 views, 248 comments, 152190 words
Status [M], Completed, Subscribers Only

Come Back To Bed

By Gal_400 Updated
Characters Byun Baekhyun Park Chanyeol
With 1 votes, 23 subscribers, 1280 views, 1 comments, 54 words
Status Completed

Chanyeol just wants Baekhyun to come back to bed.  In other words Chanyeol uses every possible way to calm down a very pissed off Baekhyun.

Between Smirks and Kisses

By Gal_400 Updated
Characters Byun Baekhyun Park Chanyeol
With 1 chapters, 2 votes, 35 subscribers, 1280 views, 2 comments, 59 words
Status Completed

Chanyeol’s idea to have a quiet rainy night in doesn’t go as planned when a drenched Baekhyun shows up at his door.    

Begin Again

By Gal_400 Updated
Characters Chanyeol Baekhyun EXO ensemble cast
With 1 chapters, 3 votes, 24 subscribers, 840 views, 56 words
Status Completed

Chanyeol ends up in a bar to drink away his misery, wherein he meets the pretty bartender and realises maybe running away from his own wedding wasn’t a bad idea after all.

heart attack

By Ayatoo Updated
Tags  fluff   bap   daejae   jaedae   attemptedhumor   pining   fembap 
Characters daehyun, youngjae
With 8 chapters, 6 votes, 135 subscribers, 2460 views, 16 comments, 10151 words
Status [M], Completed, Subscribers Only

Trouble Next Door

By fourthpoltergeist Updated
Characters Han Jisung, Lee Minho
With 2 chapters, 2 votes, 26 subscribers, 1040 views, 5 comments, 1317 words

Han Jisung had never been lucky with his past relationships. And one night, when he once again drowned himself with alcohol after a break up, he somehow grabbed something he shouldn't. And that 'something' belonged to a guy wearing the face of his neighbor, Lee Minho. Now he has to pay the price. How expensive is this 'something'? Will Jisung be able to afford it?

eyes on you

By 127ghouls Updated
Tags  fluff   drabble   officeau   attemptedhumor   jaeyong   nct   nct127 
Characters Jaehyun, Taeyong, Yuta (Johnny, Jungwoo, Ten are mentioned)
With 1 chapters, 11 votes, 1 comments, 1141 words
Status Completed, Friends Only

Perhaps, Jaehyun thinks his secretary is prettier than the princesses at the theme park.

dissolve

By Ayatoo Updated
Tags  fluff   attemptedhumor   pining   dawon   sf9   hwiyoung   hwiwon 
Characters hwiyoung, dawon, jaeyoon
With 2 chapters, 27 subscribers, 590 views, 2 comments, 10491 words
Status [M], Subscribers Only

Is this seat occupied?

By ARIELRIE Updated
Characters kim seokjin,jeon jungkook,park jimin
With 1 chapters, 11 votes, 26 subscribers, 1760 views, 13 comments, 1946 words
Status Completed

Jin's late for work and he can't find a seat in the bus except for the one next to the raven haired guy. Except the guy refuses to move his bag and let jin sits because apparently his bag deserves it's own seat as well and the raven told jin to go find another place to sit on So he does.The place being the lap of the raven haired boy -who's by now probably dying in embarrassment but still have the will to pick a fight with jin-

Paper Flowers (made of contracts and tissues)

By addyctive Updated
Characters kim seokjin, min yoongi, jeon jungkook, jung hoseok, kim namjoon, kim taehyung, park jimin
With 2 chapters, 1 votes, 5 subscribers, 340 views, 2 comments, 7222 words

Min Yoongi just wanted to get his family out of the pits of debts that they had accumulated from the Jungs, but they were poor. Painfully so. He only does the most practical thing he could think of: apply (and consequently, get hired) for an internal position with the Kim Corporation.  

Always there for you

By 653711 Updated
Tags  angst   fluff   xiumin   chanyeol   chanmin   xiuyeol   attemptedhumor 
Characters Xiumin chanyeol
With 2 chapters, 2 votes, 12 subscribers, 820 views, 3 comments, 3426 words

It isn't always how it looks like...    Insecure chanyeol meets the only person he thought never existed...       

Whirlwind

By PepiPlease Updated
Characters Jinyoung, Mark, Jackson, Jaebum, BamBam, Yugyeom
With 7 chapters, 46 votes, 245 subscribers, 8700 views, 86 comments, 71406 words
Status [M], Completed, Subscribers Only

Exo Reality TV - Sahara

By unopenedgrapejuice Updated
Characters kai, kyungsoo, yixing, suho, baekhyun, chanyeol, xiumin, sehun, chen
With 2 chapters, 250 views, 1458 words

‘Welcome to . . . the Sahara! Home of the Saharan Silver Ant, Sand Viper, Deathstalker Scorpion - and nine regular dudes?’  

It's cute?

By ARIELRIE Updated
Characters taekwoon,hakyeon,wonshik,hongbin,jaehwan,sanghyuk
With 1 chapters, 9 votes, 125 subscribers, 1220 views, 8 comments, 801 words
Status Completed, Subscribers Only

Hakyeon finds everything about taekwoon cute.Literally everything. And 4vixx wondering whether hakyeon is crazy to be thinking that even the violent intimidating short-tempered side of taekwoon cute too.

‘cause all of me loves all of you

By sekai_tbh Updated
Characters kim jongin, oh sehun
With 1 chapters, 22 votes, 68 subscribers, 2920 views, 5 comments, 3181 words
Status [M], Completed

sweet like sugar

By Ayatoo Updated
Tags  fluff   zelo   jongup   bap   banghim   daejae   jonglo   attemptedhumor   sugardaddy   loup 
Characters zelo, jongup, youngjae, daehyun, himchan, yongguk
With 25 chapters, 35 votes, 519 subscribers, 7700 views, 153 comments, 38292 words
Status [M], Completed, Subscribers Only

Just give me the number, man

By Just_A_Random_Reader Updated
Characters Park Jimin, Min Yoongi, Jung Hoseok, Kim Taehyung, Kim Seokjin, Kim Namjoon
With 1 chapters, 3 votes, 11 subscribers, 1020 views, 3 comments, 5137 words
Status Completed

“Hoseok! You better give my phone back you sad excuse of an artificially flavoured soda!” Yoongi banged on the door but to no avail. Nothing would happen, whatever did, he’d have to deal with it. He still didn’t reply to Jimin’s message and he was getting worried that Jimin would take it the wrong way. “Not a chance, Hyung!” He heard Hoseok shout from the other side of the door.   or   Hoseok deletes Jimin's contact info so Yoongi has to accept Jimin's conf

Coffee Break

By rinntakumi Updated
Tags  romance      bap   daehyun   youngjae   daejae   bapdaehyun   bapyoungjae   slightangst   attemptedhumor 
Characters Daehyun, Youngjae, Himchan
With 15 chapters, 7 votes, 4020 views, 59 comments, 22083 words
Status Members Only, Subscribers Only

Confident and competent, blessed with good looks and one messed up friend that goes by the name Kim Himchan. That’s Yoo Youngjae.  Timid and complacent, blessed with thick lips and one messed up friend that goes by the name Kim Himchan. That’s Jung Daehyun. Probably. Youngjae lived with his messed up friend quite alright until one day, Daehyun came. At first Youngjae didn’t mind Daehyun being gay. He’s even comfortable with the fact that the guy has a crush on him. T