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Jimin has been dying to announce their relationship to the world but Minjeong beats her to it. Crossposted on AO3.
Donghae wants to help his sick best friend feel better. The only problem is: Donghae needs to figure out where to start. And so begins Donghae's trip down memory lane with massive help from his friends (well, maybe only some of them). 5+1 (or the five times Hyukjae took care of Donghae on multiple occasions and the one time Donghae finally realized why he wanted to do the same)
"I'm not.. *sniff* asking about the diamond.. *sniff* what are.. *sniff* those things.. *sniff* around the diamond?" "They're mosquitos! I'm gonna fly around you and annoy you for the rest of your life. I designed it myself, it's creative isn't it?"
in which Doyoung accidentally left his phone in McDonald's; the phone was safe and sound but it was returned to the wrong person, which was quite a big problem
first kisses are awkward lol
Moonsun fanfic inspired by and (very) loosely based on the classic 1992 film, "The Bodyguard" Moonbyul!Bodyguard and Solar!Idol [OR] Former special forces officer is assigned as a bodyguard to one of South Korea's most popular Kpop stars and they heads over everything. But when threats turn to dangerous reality, will Solar trust her bodyguard Moonbyul to keep her safe? [Also on
What is Jongwoon supposed to do with his dongba?
Hyukjae's ordinary days come to an end due to the unexpected encounter with a mafia leader.
Lei Zhu couldn't believe that they finally after so many years get to see BTS in concert! But as the concert comes to an end they're stopped by security! What is in store for Lei Zhu and what exactly could be happening behind the scenes?
Life is all about second chances. Not in every single aspect, of course, but we’re often granted a “re-do” without even realizing it. We’re only human, right? Every makes mistakes at some point. Some people literally get a second chance to live. We just have to learn to recognize and appreciate a new chance when it’s given to us — because you might not get a third one.
What can possibly happen when the biggest mafia of China starts to feel something for a complete stranger ???
collection of fluff and domestic one-shots.
Kyungsoo asked an incredibly ridiculous question and left Baekhyun bothered ever since. "Damn you, Do Kyungsoo!" -- Cross-posted at
Mina’s not one to be curious about other people’s lives. She’s just as happy living by herself, alone. However, after a little peep in someone else’s life, she observes. A sudden surge of curiosity growing inside her. A sense of connection she cannot fathom, for now.
Moon Byulyi is a struggling college student. She's living in an apartment that is more narrow than her classmates' minds, juggling essays and exams while trying to keep her honestly-really- part time job, and a mountain of student loan looming. Color her surprised when her roommate, Ahn Hyejin, offered an opportunity to join her friends' mystery and crimes oriented YouTube Channel with quite a lot subscribers. Of course she accepted the offer, mo
Jinyoung has met with many disappointments after his first attempts at online dating. It takes a while until somebody not only sparks but inflames his interest.
Chanyeol just wants Baekhyun to come back to bed. In other words Chanyeol uses every possible way to calm down a very pissed off Baekhyun.
Chanyeol’s idea to have a quiet rainy night in doesn’t go as planned when a drenched Baekhyun shows up at his door.
Chanyeol ends up in a bar to drink away his misery, wherein he meets the pretty bartender and realises maybe running away from his own wedding wasn’t a bad idea after all.
Han Jisung had never been lucky with his past relationships. And one night, when he once again drowned himself with alcohol after a break up, he somehow grabbed something he shouldn't. And that 'something' belonged to a guy wearing the face of his neighbor, Lee Minho. Now he has to pay the price. How expensive is this 'something'? Will Jisung be able to afford it?
Perhaps, Jaehyun thinks his secretary is prettier than the princesses at the theme park.
Jin's late for work and he can't find a seat in the bus except for the one next to the raven haired guy. Except the guy refuses to move his bag and let jin sits because apparently his bag deserves it's own seat as well and the raven told jin to go find another place to sit on So he does.The place being the lap of the raven haired boy -who's by now probably dying in embarrassment but still have the will to pick a fight with jin-
Min Yoongi just wanted to get his family out of the pits of debts that they had accumulated from the Jungs, but they were poor. Painfully so. He only does the most practical thing he could think of: apply (and consequently, get hired) for an internal position with the Kim Corporation.
It isn't always how it looks like... Insecure chanyeol meets the only person he thought never existed...
‘Welcome to . . . the Sahara! Home of the Saharan Silver Ant, Sand Viper, Deathstalker Scorpion - and nine regular dudes?’
Hakyeon finds everything about taekwoon cute.Literally everything. And 4vixx wondering whether hakyeon is crazy to be thinking that even the violent intimidating short-tempered side of taekwoon cute too.
“Hoseok! You better give my phone back you sad excuse of an artificially flavoured soda!” Yoongi banged on the door but to no avail. Nothing would happen, whatever did, he’d have to deal with it. He still didn’t reply to Jimin’s message and he was getting worried that Jimin would take it the wrong way. “Not a chance, Hyung!” He heard Hoseok shout from the other side of the door. or Hoseok deletes Jimin's contact info so Yoongi has to accept Jimin's conf
Confident and competent, blessed with good looks and one messed up friend that goes by the name Kim Himchan. That’s Yoo Youngjae. Timid and complacent, blessed with thick lips and one messed up friend that goes by the name Kim Himchan. That’s Jung Daehyun. Probably. Youngjae lived with his messed up friend quite alright until one day, Daehyun came. At first Youngjae didn’t mind Daehyun being gay. He’s even comfortable with the fact that the guy has a crush on him. T
Sehun hates the cold with a passion, despite his equally icy personality, and he gets caught off guard one evening when his friends decide to force him outdoors. He then experiences a fateful encounter with a boy as bright as the sun, who turns his judgement around one adorable blush at a time.
"I can't believe this." Chanyeol literally fell onto the floor from laughing, holding his waist from his aching abs. His secretary quietly watched on while Baekhyun was trying really really hard not to storm out because dammit - "I'M YOUR BOSS!? HAHAA" bursted Chanyeol. "I never thought it would actually come true!!"