Vegetarian Wars
Description
In which Jaejoong is a clumsy vampire, Yunho is an affectionate werewolf, Changmin is a cynical wizard-in-training, Junsu is the sweetest demon ever, and Yoochun is the bored human who triple-dog-dares them all to start a boy band.
(Yoochun smirks and hands each of them a matching set of ugly leather jackets. "Make mama proud, boys.”)
Foreword
Look man. My other stories are sad. I wanna do something happy. On to the corny jokes.
(Ugly cover photo courtesy of yours truly and some trashy collage maker. You're welcome for blessing your eyes with my talents)
Character Profiles
Park Yoochun
21 years old 22 now, essssss! Watch out for the Chunster | a bored human | manager
"I'm just a lonely soul whose only companions are a bunch of crazy people. They put me through hell; I have every right to exploit them."
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Kim Jaejoong
1,575 years old (21 in appearance) | a clumsy vampire | lead vocalist and better than Changmin
"If I had one thousand won for every time I was (rightfully) called beautiful, I would be able to open my own national bank."
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Jung Yunho
1,470 years old (21 in appearance) | an affectionate werewolf | rapper
"I love Joongie and Chunnie and Minnie and Su and everybody in the whole wide world and oh my god, is that a squirrel?"
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Shim Changmin
19 years old | a cynical wizard-in-training | vocalist
"I am surrounded by idiots. Also, Jaejoong is ugly. his bank."
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Kim Junsu
1,320 years old (20 in appearance) | a sweet demon | main vocalist
"I...I am supposed to devour the souls of the living, but...I am much too shy. Can we not be friends first, please?"
Things to Note Before Reading...
1)
If you didn't notice already, this is an OT5 (Yunho and Changmin of TVXQ with Jaejoong, Junsu, and Yoochun of JYJ) story of absolute fiction that takes place in the present. Any inconsisties with real-life that this story may have are, while not necesarrily intentional, not accidents either. Just remember that this is all fake. All for fun. No harm intended. Just trying to a have a super duper swell time here, and I hope you do too.
2)
I'm (as always) trash with spelling, grammar, and pacing, so if you see any errors in my writing, just know that it's not the last where it came from. I'm going to try to re-read my work and edit it as I go, but...hey man, I'm too lazy for all that. Sorry in advance.
3)
This story will have one type of POV in it, more specfically, third. For once. Ha.
4)
Three cheers for freeform writing styles, ayyy.
5)
Critique as much as you please. I probably need it. No, I most definitely need it, so hit me with all you've got (but like, don't be a spoiled milkshake about it and be rude). Don't forget to try and enjoy the story as well though.
And finally, 6)
I love you x 1,000 *dramatic smooch*
Onwards now, my lovely shippers! To chapter one with you! Please?
Planned Update (Episode VIII):
lmaoooo broooo I am such a messsssssss
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Sneak Peek
~ talent show time, kiddies -- but fr this time, i swear ~
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