you're the cure, you're the pain
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What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like:
“Are you still up?”
“Yeah, I started binge watching this show on Netflix.”“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bull.”
“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?” – AU
Crossposted from AO3.
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