green tea is green @cutesana 

I'm in a love-hate relationship with @ctzuyu now 

nahhhyeon @imnabongs 

@cutesana @ctzuyu pretty sure tzuyu is in all-hate r/s with you 

tzuyes @ctzuyu

@imnabongs @cutesana accurate. 

green tea is green @cutesana

she has wronged me

jihot @godhyo 

@cutesana what did my kid do to you? 

green tea is green @cutesana 

@godhyo she attac but also protec 

green tea is green @cutesana 

@godhyo and you need to teach her how to give people a warning 

tzuyes @ctzuyu

@cutesana @godhyo it's not my fault, jihyo unnie. she didn't even tell me, how could I have known? 

jihot @godhyo 

@ctzuyu @cutesana as usual, I am confused... 

Get bread, eggs and apple juice @jeongmo apartment (6) 

jihyo: sana please explain what tzuyu did 

sana: okay

sana: so we were studying at her place, right? 

jihyo: mhmm 

sana: and then out of no where

sana: she tells me 

sana: "my friend might come over, she wants to borrow this board game from me" 

jihyo: sounds pretty normal

sana: it would be

sana: IF THAT FRIEND WASN'T DAHYUN 

sana: AND SHE ENDED UP JUST HANGING OUT WITH US FOR REST OF THE DAY 

sana: AND NOW I HAVEN'T STUDIED FOR MY TEST AT ALL

sana: THANKS A LOT JIHYO YOUR KID IS GONNA MAKE ME FAIL THEATRE THEORY

jihyo: you're welcome? 

jihyo: it's not tzuyu's fault anyway, you never told her about dahyun! 

sana: BUT STILL

sana: SHE WAS SO DISTRACTING 

mina: you're just so gay

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princess myoui

jihyo: hey

mina: hi 

jihyo: wanna play mario kart later? 

mina: ... depends

mina: only if you swear not to pick rainbow road again

jihyo: it's not my fault you're bad at it! 

mina: it's not my fault that it was crafted by satan himself! 

jihyo: ugh 

jihyo: fine 

mina: thank you

mina: also jihyo? 

jihyo: mhm? 

mina: you're gonna get rekt later 

jihyo: oh you're on princess

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Get bread, eggs and apple juice @jeongmo apartment (6) 

jeongyeon changed the group name to apple juice @jeongmo apartment

jeongyeon: we've finally gotten rid of all the extra bread and eggs 

sana: hallelujah!

jeongyeon: still have a ton of apple juice though

mina: what did you guys do? 

jeongyeon: sold the extras to the baking club 

jeongyeon: wendy unnie was nice enough to buy it at full price from us 

nayeon: finally I can walk around your kitchen without tripping over egg cartons and landing in bread 

mina: what are you gonna do with all the apple juice though? 

jeongyeon: idk 

momo: I've been drinking apple juice instead of water lately 

mina: wait

mina: completely?? 

momo: yup 

mina: momo no 

momo: what's wrong? 

mina: you can't just drink apple juice all day!

momo: why not?? it has water in it! 

momo: and I hate normal water anyway 

mina: it has so much sugar in it! 

momo: relax mina 

momo: I do stuff like this all the time 

jeongyeon: speaking of stupid stuff momo does 

jeongyeon changed the group name to momo sleep talks 

jihyo: she does?

jeongyeon: oh boy does she 

jeongyeon: hirai momo

jeongyeon: I'M CALLING YOU OUT 

momo: GASP

momo: you're calling out lil innocent me? 

jeongyeon: INNOCENT MY  

jihyo: language! 

jeongyeon: I AM TIRED OF HEARING YOU TALK ABOUT JOKBAL AT 3AM IN THE MORNING

mina: how thin are your walls? 

jeongyeon: VERY 

mina: oh 

jeongyeon: IT DOESN'T STOP THERE, YOU HAVE TO MUMBLE AND GRUMBLE ABOUT PIES, ICE CREAM, PIZZA AND MORE 

jeongyeon: BISH YOU MADE ME HUNGRY AT 4AM LAST NIGHT

jeongyeon: OH AND ONCE YOU'RE DONE ABOUT FOOD 

jeongyeon: IT GOES TO FREAKING NAYEON 

jeongyeon: OH MY GOD 

jihyo: tragic

jeongyeon: I DON'T NEED TO HEAR YOUR INNER THOUGHTS ABOUT HER

jeongyeon: AND I SURE AS HELL DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS DO AT HER APARTMENT 

momo: we have a healthy life

momo: sue me 

mina: I could have gone my whole life without reading that

jeongyeon: I WILL IF YOU DON'T STOP

momo: IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN CONTROL IT 

jeongyeon: YOU BETTER FIND SOME WAY 

jihyo: I'm sure it's not that bad right?

mina: ^ 

jeongyeon: YOU GUYS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND MY PAIN

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green tea is green @cutesana 

theatre theory test: taken

me: failing it 

moguri @momoring 

@cutesana I feel you

moguri @momoring

@cutesana pretty sure I bombed my world history paper too 

no jam #2 @chaengchaeng 

@cutesana dahyun is majoring in theatre and performance! why don't you ask her for help? 

moguri @momoring 

@chaengchaeng @cutesana oh yeah she is!! 

green tea is green @cutesana 

@momoring @chaengchaeng nah hahaha I shouldn't bother her, I'm sure I'll be fine!

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best roommate jihyo

mina: hey

mina: ready to get your kicked? 

jihyo: bring it myoui 

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To: Minatozaki Sana 

From: Ms Lee 

Subject: Theatre Theory Assessment

Dear Ms Minatozaki, 

I regret to inform you that if you were to fail another assessment, you will have to repeat this class again next semester. Please study more and do not hesitate to ask me for help if necessary. 

Regards, Ms Lee

green tea is green @cutesana

@momoring @chaengchaeng on second thought

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no penguins allowed @godhyo 

unbelievable

no penguins allowed @godhyo 

looking for a new roommate call XX-XXXX-YYYY

no penguins allowed @godhyo 

MUST NOT BE A PETTY CHEATER OR A SORE LOSER WHEN PLAYING GAMES

losers stay away @myoui_mina 

@godhyo whatever 

momo sleep talks (6) 

jihyo: I need a roommate 

nayeon: aren't you and mina roommates? 

momo: and aren't you guys like the perfect roommate duo? 

jihyo: ha

jihyo: not anymore

jihyo: NOT AFTER SOMEONE KNOCKED THE CONTROLLER OUT OF MY HAND JUST BEFORE THE FINISHING LINE

mina: you have no evidence 

jihyo: I DON'T NEED ANY

jihyo: I CAN JUST GET SOMEONE TO PLAY WITH YOU AND THEY'LL SEE

jihyo: THEY'LL ALL SEE

nayeon: you know I've been thinking

nayeon: how did you guys even become roommates? 

mina: we met at orientation 

jihyo: I thought I was lucky enough to meet a polite girl who was also looking to live off campus 

jihyo: what a mistake I've made

mina: whatever 

jeongyeon: now that I think about it 

jeongyeon: if mina, sana and momo are childhood friends

jeongyeon: why don't you guys live together?

momo: same reason why you don't live with nayeon

mina: we'd be a mess if we lived together

momo: we did try 

momo: worked for about a month 

momo: but sana kept walking around in too little and mina left lots of passive aggressive post it notes 

mina: in my defence momo almost burned the kitchen down 

jeongyeon: is that why there are burn marks on the side of the stove?? 

momo: yeah hehe

mina: we were a mess 

jihyo: well you might need to move in with either or them because we're through myoui mina 

mina: fine 

namo swears not to make jeongyeon a third wheel (3) 

nayeon: never thought I'd see mina and jihyo fight

momo: ikr

momo: they're both so 

jeongyeon: mature?

jeongyeon: understanding? 

jeongyeon: grown-up? 

jeongyeon: everything nayeon isn't? 

momo: yeah pretty much

nayeon: do you want me to cancel our date to the burger shack 

momo: I mean

momo: *yeah pretty much except the last one

nayeon: good

jeongyeon: whipped!

momo: shut up 

momo: anyway I'm sure they'll make up soon it's not even a serious issue 

jeongyeon: it's looking pretty serious though 

jeongyeon: maybe we should intervene? 

nayeon: nahhh I don't think we have to

nayeon: they're just messing around!

nayeon unnie

mina: unnie can I stay with you for a few days? 

mina: I don't really want to stay with sana 

mina: I know she'll keep me up with documentaries 

mina: please? 

mina: it's just for a few days till I find somewhere else

namo swears not to make jeongyeon a third wheel (3) 

nayeon: OH MY GOD

nayeon: THEY'RE NOT JOKING

nayeon sent [screenshot.png]

jeongyeon: told you 

momo: oh damn

momo: we gotta do something 

jeongyeon: nayeon say something

nayeon: why me! 

jeongyeon: you're the oldest!

nayeon: fine 

momo sleep talks (6) 

nayeon: jihyo mina

jihyo: mhm? 

mina: ? 

nayeon: uh

nayeon: kiss and make up 

nayeon: wait no that's for couples 

mina: . 

jihyo: what 

namo swears not to make jeongyeon a third wheel (3) 

jeongyeon: nayeon you  

nayeon: shut up and help me 

momo sleep talks (6) 

jeongyeon: don't you guys think you're overreacting? 

jihyo: no

mina: no 

jeongyeon: uh

joengyeon: well

jeongyeon: you are 

namo swears not to make jeongyeon a third wheel (3)

nayeon: wow

nayeon: bravo jeongyeon

nayeon: you definitely convinced them to make up

jeongyeon: shut up 

jeongyeon: at least I did better than you 

momo: alright

momo: let me give it a try 

jeongyeon: are you sure??

momo: why not 

jeongyeon: uhh

nayeon: baby 

nayeon: as much as I love you 

jeongyeon: gagging 

nayeon: you can be a lil 

nayeon: blur somtimes 

momo: you don't trust me? :( 

nayeon: no NO 

nayeon: it's not that 

nayeon: I swear

momo: it's okay 

momo: JUST WATCH ME 

momo sleep talks (6) 

momo: hey mina 

momo: rmb the time you got food poisoning from smth nayeon made 

nayeon: IT WAS ONE TIME 

mina: yeah 

mina: how could I forget >:( 

nayeon: I SAID I WAS SORRY 

nayeon: I even helped you get medicine!

mina: >:(

nayeon: hirai momo you better have a good reason for bringing this up 

jeongyeon: I still don't understand how momo didn't get food poisoning since she ate it too 

momo: my love stomached it 

jeongyeon: ew 

nayeon: awww momo that was 

nayeon: sweet? 

momo: ikr 

momo: anyway, who helped you the most during it? 

momo: when you were all gross and throwing up 

mina: yes call your childhood friend gross 

momo: it was true! 

momo: and answer my question! 

mina: ...

mina: jihyo 

momo: that's right

momo: jihyo 

jihyo: oh no

jihyo: I see where this is going 

momo: shhh and listen to me 

momo: who took care of you when you broke your leg and couldn't walk for more than a week? 

jihyo: ugh

nayeon: language

jihyo: I didn't curse!

nayeon: I know 

nayeon: but I could feel it 

jihyo: I

jihyo: mina 

momo: yup 

momo: so can the two of you stop being dumb 

momo: and just talk it out and agree never to play mario kart against each other again 

mina: but mario kart is fun :(

jihyo: yeah it is 

jeongyeon: okay then how about whenever you guys wanna play mario kart 

jeongyeon: you call one of us over or just play single player? 

jihyo: sure that sounds good 

mina: okay 

nayeon: now go talk it out

nayeon: face to face 

nayeon: children 

jihyo: thanks 

jihyo: grandma 

nayeon: DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT PARK JIHYO 

namo swears to not make jeongyeon the third wheel (3)

jeongyeon: we did it! 

jeongyeon: we intervened! 

momo: yayyyy 

nayeon: I'm honestly amazed by you momo

momo: hell yeah I'm amazing

nayeon: yea you are baby  

jeongyeon: ew

jeongyeon: anyway how did you think of that? 

momo: oh I saw it on a tv show

momo: with mina too I think

momo: surprised she didn't realise

momo sleep talks (6)

mina: wait a minute 

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jihot @godhyo 

out for dinner with my one and only roommate and friend @myoui_mina! [steakout.png]

I love penguins @myoui_mina 

@godhyo you're the best roommate too [mihyoselfie.png] 

Friendship Doctor @momoring 

@myoui_mina @godhyo my finest work right here 

no jam #1 @yoojy 

@momoring @myoui_mina @godhyo you've only helped with one case momo

no jam #1 @yoojy

@momoring @myoui_mina @godhyo also stop calling yourself the friendship doctor, it's cringy af 

Friendship Doctor @momoring

@yoojy @myoui_mina @godhyo stop disregarding my title and profession!! 

no jam #1 @yoojy

@momoring @myoui_mina @godhyo YOU'RE MAJORING IN THE PERFORMING ARTS

Friendship Doctor @momoring

@yoojy @myoui_mina @godhyo SO A DANCER CAN'T BE A DOCTOR TOO? WHAT IS THIS DISCRIMINATION IT'S 2017

DUBhyun @dubudahyun

@yoojy @momoring @myoui_mina @godhyo YEAH JEONGYEON UNNIE SOCIETY IS PROGRESSING 

no jam #1 @yoojy

@dubudahyun @yoojy @momoring @myoui_mina @godhyo I GIVE UP 

Friendship Doctor @momoring

#dancerscanbedoctors2k17 #SOCIETALPROGRESS 

DUBhyun @dubudahyun

@momoring PREACH #NODISCRIMINATION 

jihot @godhyo 

@momoring @dubudahyun why are the two of you like this 

tzuyes @ctzuyu

this is why I don't check twitter frequently. 

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Unknown Number

?: hi!

dahyun: hello? 

dahyun: who is this? 

dahyun: if you're looking to sell something 

dahyun: I can't afford anything 

dahyun: I spent all my money for this week on chocopies 

?: what? 

dahyun: they're really good okay!! 

?: hahaha I'm sure they are dahyun

dahyun: OMG 

dahyun: how do you know my name? 

dahyun: ARE YOU AFTER ME 

dahyun: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

dahyun: OR DEAD!!!

?: HAHAHA

?: I'm not after you

dahyun: ...

dahyun: YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY OF MY CHOCOPIES EITHER

?: you're just too cute HAHA

?: it's me 

?: sana

dahyun: oh my god 

dahyun: unnie you gave me a heart attack 

sana: sorry! 

sana: I should have told you earlier who I was at the start

sana: but you were just too funny HAHAHA

dahyun: HAHA I'm just paranoid 

dahyun: btw how did you get my number? 

sana: oh right

sana: I got it from momo

sana: I wanted to ask you something!

sana: I hope you don't mind that I just got your number like that >< 

dahyun: nahh it's cool! 

dahyun: what did you wanna ask? 

sana: this is a little embarassing 

sana: but could you help me with theatre theory? 

dahyun: aren't you a psychology major? 

sana: I am! this is just an elective I took this semester 

sana: I thought it would be fun but 

sana: turns out I'm quite bad at it and I probably shouldn't have chose an early morning class 

dahyun: hahaha overslept? 

sana: one too many times :') 

dahyun: HAHA I get it 

dahyun: also sure 

dahyun: I'll definitely help you! 

sana: that's great! 

sana: I love you [not sent]

sana: thank you!