A/N: This is also cross-posted on AO3 (archive of our own) but I've forgotten about uploading it here! Hope you like it! 

cutie pie

sana: hi tzuyu!

sana: how have you been

Read at 10:24am

sana: tzuyu reply meee

Read at 11:50am

sana: come onn

sana: pleaseee

Read at 12:00pm

sana: chou tzuyu

sana: I know you've read my messages 

tzuyu: I'm at school unnie

sana: I saw you on twitter

tzuyu: ..fine

tzuyu: what do you want

sana: wanna hang out later? I haven't seen you in forever!!

tzuyu: I saw you last thursday 

tzuyu: it's tuesday.

sana: 4 days too long!!

tzuyu: fine 

tzuyu: come over later 

tzuyu: I'll reach home at around two

sana: great!! see you then! I'll bring snacks!

green tea is green @cutesana

heading over to tzuyu's later, we're gonna have a blast!! hehe I can't wait

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m(h)omo @momoring 

I'm supposed to get stuff from the supermarket but I can't read jeongyeon's handwriting this girl needs calligraphy lessons

me nah @myoui_mina

@momoring I think you mean penmanship

m(h)omo @momoring

@myoui_mina eh same thing

m(h)omo @momoring

am I supposed to get 1 or 21 loaves of bread? [squiggleortwo.png]

m(h)omo @momoring

@momoring help me jeongyeon isn't replying my texts 

m(h)omo @momoring

@momoring I guess I'll just get 21 to be safe 

me nah @myoui_mina

@momoring momo no! I don't think it's 21

m(h)omo @momoring

@myoui_mina oops too late 

m(h)omo @momoring

@myoui_mina [groceryhaul.png]

m(h)omo @momoring

@myoui_mina you might need to come down here and help me 

me nah @myoui_mina 

@momoring is that 7 cartons of eggs?? and 18 bottles of apple juice?!

m(h)omo @momoring

@myoui_mina her handwriting is really bad ok 

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no jam #1 @yoojy

can anyone explain why I came back to 21 loaves of bread and 18 bottle of apple juice??? and a post it note with a number for "Write Right: Correct your penmanship today!" 

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green tea is green @cutesana 

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

m(h)omo @momoring

@cutesana ?

dogs are better @ctzuyu 

uhm, I need help

dogs are better @ctzuyu 

sana unnie and I were on our way back from picking up more snacks from the convenience store and now she's acting weird

mom @godhyo 

@ctzuyu she's always weird, you should be used to it by now 

dogs are better @ctzuyu 

@godhyo she's been squatting down and mumbling "omg omg omg" for the past 5 minutes 

dogs are better @ctzuyu 

@godhyo people are starting to stare

mom @godhyo 

@ctzuyu oh wow that does sound weirder than usual... 

m(h)omo @momoring

@ctzuyu @godhyo @cutesana SANA WHAT'S WRONG R U OK 

green tea is green @cutesana

@momoring @ctzuyu @godhyo I am okay. 

mom @godhyo 

@cutesana @momoring @ctzuyu are you sure?

m(h)omo @momoring

@cutesana @godhyo @ctzuyu homo really? 

m(h)omo @momoring

@cutesana @godhyo @ctzuyu *homie

m(h)omo @momoring

@cutesana @godhyo @ctzuyu eh same thing 

green tea is green @cutesana

@momoring @ctzuyu @godhyo Yes, I am fine. 

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bff

momo: I know what you said on twitter 

momo: but are you legit okay? 

sana: yes

sana: maybe

sana: no

momo: what's wrong? 

sana: oh momo

sana: it's 

momo: ?

sana: ANOTHER GAY CRISIS 

momo: I knew it! 

momo: so who is it this time? cashier? barista? random girl on the street? 

sana: nope

sana: it's the girl from the other day 

sana: the one with the BEAUTIFUL SMILE HELP ME MOMO I SAW HER AGAIN

momo: YOOOO 

momo: is that why you were acting weird? 

sana: CORRECT 

momo: did you tell tzuyu? she must be confused 

sana: nah tzuyu wouldn't care about my love life 

momo: true 

momo: she barely cares about your life in general 

sana: uncalled for but

sana: YESSS I SAW HER AGAIN 

sana: THAT MEANS SHE COMES TO THIS AREA WHICH ISN'T FAR FROM WHERE I STAY 

momo: did you talk to her? 

sana: NO ARE YOU CRAZY??

momo: maybe but I can't believe you didn't! 

sana: we were leaving the store and she was entering with someone else! what do you want me to do!

momo: you're hopeless 

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no jam #1 @yoojy

ugh nayeon came over and she and momo are being sappy in the living room 

no jam #1 @yoojy

@yoojy save me please

bongki @imnabongs 

@yoojy you should be glad I came over when you asked

no jam #1 @yoojy

@imnabongs yeah I asked if you wanted to hang out with me, not smooch your girlfriend also I didn't even ask you to come over, you did by yourself!

bongki @imnabongs 

@yoojy we're hanging out right now aren't we? 

no jam #1 @yoojy

@imnabongs you're sitting on the couch with momo in your lap, I'm on the floor by myself 

no jam #1 @yoojy

@imnabongs and you've been giggling at whatever momo's been whispering in your ear instead of watching friends on tv 

no jam #2 @chaengchaeng 

@yoojy what's she saying? 

bongki @imnabongs 

@chaengchaeng wouldn't you like to know ;)

mom @godhyo 

@imnabongs @chaengchaeng no you're not tainting her 

no jam #2 @chaengchaeng 

@godhyo @imnabongs hey I'm an adult! 

bongki @imnabongs 

@chaengchaeng @godhyo your height says otherwise 

no jam #2 @chaengchaeng 

@imnabongs @godhyo wait till I get my hands on you unnie 

bongki @imnabongs 

@chaengchaeng @godhyo hah! you can't even reach me shorty

no jam #2 @chaengchaeng 

@imnabongs @godhyo you've stooped low enough for me to reach 

no jam #1 @yoojy

btw if anyone need eggs, bread or apple juice hmu