as straight as a rainbow

message me your heart

 

 

 

moguri @momoring 

hanging out with two of the greatest people I know!! @cutesana @dubudahyun

 

moguri @momoring 

@cutesana @dubudahyun [cafegrouppic.png]

 

DUBhyun @dubudahyun 

@momoring @cutesana YE BOI I had a blast today too! 

 

green tea is green @cutesana

@dubudahyun @momoring today was really fun!! 

 

green tea is green @cutesana

@dubudahyun thanks for agreeing to come, it's so nice to meet you!

 

DUBhyun @dubudahyun 

@cutesana you too!!! you really live up to your twitter username haha 

 

 

Get bread, eggs and apple juice @jeongmo apartment (6) 

sana: I 

sana: oh my god 

momo: HAHAHAHA

momo: is your gay okay 

jihyo: what happened? 

momo sent [screenshot.png]

jeongyeon: LMAO 

jeongyeon: sana you just got beat at flirting 

nayeon: isn't it more amazing that sana hasn't said anything flirty? 

jihyo: no way, really? 

nayeon: momo was updating me when they were hanging out 

nayeon: "sana is being normal and nice" 

nayeon: "can you believe" 

nayeon: "not even one WORD OF GAY" 

nayeon: "she's so chill right now"

nayeon: "I'm concerned" 

nayeon: "you look so hot can't wait to see you later babe ;)" 

nayeon: 

nayeon: the last one was a mistake 

jihyo: oh god 

jeongyeon: my pOOR EYES

nayeon: shut up yoo jeongyeon 

nayeon: DON'T ACT INNOCENT 

mina: please keep these things private

mina: thanks

nayeon: IT WAS A MISTAKE

momo: ;) 

nayeon: NOT HELPING BABY

momo: ;( 

sana: guys help me 

jeongyeon: no worries I have bleach at my apartment if you need to wash out your eyes too 

nayeon: SHUT UP YOO JEONGYEON 

jeongyeon: AND DENY SANA'S EYES OF CLEANSING? 

jeongyeon: I THINK NOT

jeongyeon: jihyo mina you guys need some too? 

nayeon: OH MY GOD 

mina: nope I'm good 

nayeon: thank you mina for not OVERREACTING UNLIKE SOMEONE

mina: I have holy water eye drops 

mina: way better than bleach 

nayeon: .

nayeon: i hate all of you 

sana: I need help replying!!

sana: what should I say? 

jeongyeon: just say "yeah you too!" or smth

mina: thank and then compliment her too 

momo: I'M GAY AND IN LOVE WITH YOU 

jihyo: why is momo the one with a girlfriend 

jeongyeon: idk 

mina: idk

nayeon: idk

jihyo: you're her girlfriend!! 

nayeon: who knows how she landed a catch like me? 

jihyo: oh right, poor taste in girls

jihyo: that's how she got a girlfriend

nayeon: PARK JIHYO

nayeon: I'M STILL OLDER THAN YOU

jihyo: start acting like it please 

jihyo: also you're the one who told me to drop the honorifics! 

jeongyeon: LMAO as if you weren't swooning the first time you saw her 

nayeon: for the third time today

nayeon: SHUT UP YOO JEONGYEON 

mina: I can't believe I'm the youngest here 

 

 

green tea is green @cutesana

@dubudahyun thanks!! you're really cute too 

 

 

sana: thanks jeongyeon and mina! 

jeongyeon: no prob 

mina: ^

momo: hey where's my thanks :( 

sana: your advice wasn't helpful at all

momo: tsk tsk

momo: who was the one who introduced you to her? 

sana: fine!

sana: THANKS MOMO 

momo: you're welcome :)

 

 

DUBhyun @dubudahyun 

@cutesana awww nah, you're definitely cuter 

 

 

jeongyeon: sana are you alive 

momo: did you get a gay overdose and pass out? 

sana: I 

sana: I'm 

sana: ogay 

sana: *okay 

nayeon: wow can't even type straight 

jihyo: she can't do what she's not after all 

 

 

green tea is green @cutesana 

@dubudahyun hahaha stop you'll make me blush 

 

DUBhyun @dubudahyun

@cutesana bet you look even cuter when blushing!! HAHA 

 

 

jeongyeon: wew 

jeongyeon: dubu's got game

mina: is dahyun gay? 

mina: or bi? or pan? or into girls? 

mina: because it sure seems like she's flirting with sana 

jihyo: momo? 

momo: idk tbh

momo: never asked but she knows I'm dating nayeon and is cool with it 

jeongyeon: lemme ask chaeng 

 

 

no jam bro

jeongyeon: chaeng 

chaeyoung: yeah unnie? 

jeongyeon: this might seem random 

jeongyeon: but

jeongyeon: is dahyun gay? 

chaeyoung: hmm 

chaeyoung: I'm not sure 

chaeyoung: we've never really talked about preferences 

chaeyoung: she's definitely not homophobic but I'm not sure if she's into girls 

jeongyeon: ohhh I see

jeongyeon: thanks bro 

chaeyoung: no prob bro 

chaeyoung: why do you want to know anyway? 

chaeyoung: I thought you liked

jeongyeon: no one 

jeongyeon: I LIKE NO ONE 

jeongyeon: asking for a friend honestly 

chaeyoung: okay cool

chaeyoung: but I'm sure you told me 

jeongyeon: NO ONE

jeongyeon: TOLD YOU WHAT

jeongyeon: YOU MUST HAVE BEEN DREAMING 

jeongyeon: DO YOU NEED SLEEPING PILLS TO HELP BC I KNOW WHO HAS SOME

chaeyoung: no unnie!!

chaeyoung: jeez you can just say you don't wanna talk about it 

jeongyeon: talk about what?

jeongyeon: we were talking??

jeongyeon: I didn't know???

chaeyoung: seriously?

jeongyeon: OKAY GTG NOW BYE 

jeongyeon: LOVE U KIDDO STAY IN SCHOOL DON'T DO DRUGS AND DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE

chaeyoung: I don't even know how to drive! 

chaeyoung: or where to get drugs! 

chaeyoung: sigh

chaeyoung: bye unnie!

 

 

-

 

 

Get bread, eggs and apple juice @jeongmo apartment (6) 

jeongyeon: chaeng doesn't know too 

jihyo: can't hurt to give it a shot anyway, right sana? 

jihyo: sana? 

momo: I think she passed out from that last tweet

mina: possible 

nayeon: sana's love life aside, anyone wanna go to this café next week? 

nayeon: they're having a special for one day only

nayeon sent [don'tbelattespecial.png] 

mina: deja brew is a cute name 

jeongyeon: isn't this a 2 person special? 

jeongyeon: why didn't you ask momo to go with you? 

nayeon: I did but she's got school committee stuff to do 

momo: yup :( 

momo: I really wanted to try their cheesecake

momo: and parfait

momo: and pudding 

momo: and muffins 

momo: and 

jeongyeon: maybe it's a good thing momo isn't free

mina: I can go with you 

mina: I like coffee 

jeongyeon: the cakes do look good

jihyo: the 4 of us can go! 

jihyo: and if sana's coming too we can just find someone else!

sana: I can't

sana: got a test the next day! 

jeongyeon: she speaks 

momo: homo you okay? 

momo: *homie 

jihyo: I actually think homo might be more fitting in this case 

sana: I

sana: yes

sana: I'll join you guys next time! 

sana: I told tzuyu I'll study with her anyway 

nayeon: more like you bugged her and she gave in as usual

sana: hey!! tzuyu values me as a friend and an unnie 

mina: sure jan 

 

 

-

 

 

 

annoying unnie

tzuyu: unnie you're still coming over next wednesday to study right? 

sana: yup!! 

sana: I can help you with your homework too!

sana: I'm quick at math

tzuyu: what's 56 × 7?

sana: 140

tzuyu: not even close. 

sana: but I was quick right?? 

Read at 5:15pm 

 

 

tzuyes @ctzuyu 

why am I friends with some people 

 

bongki @imnabongs 

@ctzuyu I ask myself that too 

 

bongki @imnabongs

@ctzuyu are they truly worthy of my presence? 

 

tzuyes @ctzuyu 

@imnabongs no, people shouldn't have to be around you unless it's for punishment.

 

no jam #1 @yoojy 

@ctzuyu @imnabongs OOOOOOOOH R-R-R-ROASTED!!

 

no jam #2 @chaengchaeng 

@yoojy @ctzuyu @imnabongs CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT IT'S SMOKING HOT IN HERE 

 

moguri @momoring

@imnabongs babe come to my place quick! it's an emergency!! 

 

bongki @imnabongs 

@momoring what omg what's wrong? 

 

moguri @momoring 

@imnabongs we need to pour some water on you for that burn!! 

 

no jam #1 @yoojy 

@momoring @imnabongs EYYYYYYYYYY no worries nayeon we pay the bills, we have running water 

 

no jam #2 @chaengchaeng 

@momoring @imnabongs @yoojy you need to cool that burn unnie, if not it'll scar! 

 

bongki @imnabongs 

@chaengchaeng @yoojy @momoring I'm blocking all of you never speak to me again 

 

no jam #1 @yoojy 

@imnabongs hi 

 

bongki @imnabongs 

@yoojy BLOCKED

 

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Also some notes for clarification:
1) they're in college (minus tzuyu and chaeng)
2) mina, momo and sana are childhood friends
3) jeongyeon and momo/jihyo and mina stay together, sana, dahyun and nayeon live on their own, chaeyoung and tzuyu live with their families

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is-sana-gay
#1
Chapter 5: this is hilarious and i love it
suzysakuras
#2
i literally bookmarked this (the ao3 version) on my computer and i've been waiting for updates, so it's nice to see you active on asianfanfics! i love how you portrayed all of twice, it really shows how much you love the girls <3 plus you're hilarious!
BlackCookies98
#3
I actually read this from archive on our own site or something, can't remember it and I was surprised that you only posted few chapters here, I was laughing in every chapters :) I subscribed because I don't have account in the other site so here I am :)The chapters are pretty fun and awesome! As long as I want to make spoilers, I'll wait for your updates here until it reaches where did I stop. I'm not really sure how to keep up with your updates in the other site and I just read it in one go and I'd really enjoy reading it :) Hope that you update here frequently and keep up from the updates you did in the other site. This fic deserves more votes!!!!
Tokwa2x
#4
Chapter 3: Omg!! This is so fun to read! So glad i found this! So funny and freaking full of savageness. Update plssssss!!!