(Was I too mean earlier? I still can't believe he still hasn't figured out that we've known this whole time. 
 

Come on Yoongi-bear. He is your son after all. 
 

Min Jimin what the hell is that supposed to mean?! 
 

That he got all my good looks and your brains, or lack of them. 
 

Sunshine, I think you're forgetting that you didn't actually give birth to Taehyung. 
 

Not with that negativity I didn't. 
 

I can't believe I married you. 
 

Excuse you. If I remember correctly, I was the one to ask the question first so technically it is I who married you Yooonyoon. 
 

That's only because you were an and literally stopped my proposal to ask first! 
 

Well. I still win in the end so you. 
 

Babe, shouldn't you be saying me. *winks* 
 

Eww. Can you not you old ert. 
 

Babe, we’re literally married. 
 

Sadly. 
 

I hate you. 
 

Love you too Yoonyoon.)