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We Need More Member, She Said

Big Missile @eunchaewon 

THE TABLE WENT FLYING 

 

Not up for @empresski 

REINFORCEMENT NEEDED 

 

Chaeyeon IS tired @j_chaeyeoni 

MY STRAWBERRY LATTE!! 

 

 

 

 

Diamond 

 

Heehyun changed the group name to Eunice needs God 

 

Heehyun : OKAY 

Heehyun : I DONT KNOW WHY CHAEWON'S HOUSE SEEMS SO BIG RIGHT NOW 

Heehyun : WE GOT SEPERATED 

Heehyun : EUNICE UNNIE IS WRECKING EVERTHING 

Heehyun : IM HIDING UNDER THE BED 

Chaeyeon : OMG 

Chaeyeon : SHE ALMOST FOUND ME 

Chaeyeon : EUNCHAE IS SPRAWLED ACCROSS THE SOFA 

Chaeyeon : SHES PLAYING DEAD RN 

Heehyun : IM DEADASS CALLING THE POLICE RIGHT NOW 

Heehyun : nO SIGNAL 

Heehyun : YEBIN 

Heehyun : HELP 

Yebin : yes? 

Heehyun : YEBIN I NEED YOU TO COME HERE ASAP 

Yebin : no thank you? 

Chaeyeon : UNNIE WHERE ARE YOU 

Chaeyeon : I HAVE BEEN FOUND 

Heehyun : YEBIN 

Eunchae : thE STOVE 

Eunchae : SHE GOT THE STOVE 

Eunchae : oh? 

Eunchae : what 

Eunchae : wAIT NO 

Eunchae : DONT PULL THE STOVE 

Eunchae : oh nvm 

Eunchae : NEVERMIND CANCELLED 

Eunchae : HOUSE IS ON FIRE 

 

 

 

 

Chaeyeon IS tired @j_chaeyeoni 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAA 

 

Not up for @empresski 

YEBIN FAILED US 

 

 

 

 

Eunice needs God  

 

Jenny : what 

Eunjin : happened? 

Somyi : 🔥🔥 happened 

Eunjin : lit things happened?? 

Heehyun : yeah 🔥🔥 lit 🔥 things 🎁💯💅 happened 😂💪 boi 👀 if 👐 you 👈 wanna 👊 know 🎓 what ⁉ happened 💬 just 🙋 ask 👂 yebin 😍😍 

Jenny : i 

Jenny : i suddenly dont wanna know :( 

 

 

 

 

Not up for @empresski 

[☆conspiracy theory] baek yebin is dead and is replaced by a lookalike, a thread 

 

Not up for @empresski 

@empresski 1) the yebin I know is a sweetheart NOT SOMEKIND OF SAVAGE EDGY KID WHO- 

 

Not up for this @empresski 

@empresski -LEFT THEIR FRIEND ON FIRE 

 

Not up for this @empresski 

@empresski that's it end of thread. 

 

 

 

 

TraitorBIN @yebae_k

Been binge watching 3 seasons of this show 😍😍 

 

Big Missile @eunchaewon 

@yebae_k  you 

 

 

 

 

Family 

 

Chaeyeon : the fire is out 

Chaeyeon : thank god 

Eunchae : THANK GOD MY PARENTS IS NOT HOME 

Heehyun : we'll clean up 

Heehyun : eventually 

Chaeyeon : awww 

Chaeyeon : my bae is being responsible for once ♡ 

Heehyun : um sorry? 

Heehyun : its only because a certain SOMEONE is not responsible enough apparently 

Eunchae : dont ever bring vodka again unnie :( 

Chaeyeon : :( 

Eunchae : btw what do we do with sooyeon unnie? 

Heehyun : send her home 

Chaeyeon : how 

Heehyun : car? 

Heehyun : ill call the uber 

 

 

 

 

Eunice needs God 

 

Chaeyeon : oh yeah 

Chaeyeon : how's the date? 

Jenny : good! 

Eunjin : could been better 

Jenny : its perfect 

Heehyun : which one should i trust 

Eunjin : anyway 

Eunjin : since yall asked hows the date went 

Eunjin : i, miss eunjin jenner, hereby state that 

Eunjin : Jenny unnie and me are now official gfs  

Eunchae : congrats!! 

Chaeyeon : finally 

Somyi : 🎉🎉 

Heehyun : i hope it last long 

Jenny : thank you everyone~♡ 

Yebin : omg congrats 

Heehyun : nu uh 

Heehyun : i do not want snake to appear in this group chat 

Heehyun : go away yebin 

Yebin : rude 

Chaeyeon : which one of you confess? 

Jenny : Eunjin confessed! 

Jenny : she sang 'will you go out with me?' 

Jenny : she made it ballad 

Chaeyeon : so romantic 

Chaeyeon : omg 

 

 

 

 

I watched DM3 @minionice 

Ugh, hangover 

 

I watched DM3 @minionice 

What happened? 

 

Big Missile @eunchaewon 

@minionice you cracked an egg, flew a table, tried to steal MY stove, set the house on fire 

 

TraitorBIN @yebae_k

@eunchaewon @minionice wild 

 

 

 

 

Eunjin Confessed @s0yul 

@A.EJN

 

1# Jennys fans @A.EJN 

@s0yul ~~♡♡♡♡ 

 

 

 

 

TraitorBIN @yebae_k

Have i ever told you about jenny unnie's cult 

 

Not up for @empresski

@yebae_k is it about last year halloween again? cuz i dont wanna hear you talking about it

 

Not up for @empresski

@yebae_k ever again

 

TraitorBIN @yebae_k

@empresski well too bad

 

 

TraitorBIN @yebae_k

[☆ Jenny's Halloween Party] what happened back then, a thread

 

TraitorBIN @yebae_k

@yebae_k 1) the infamous ki heehyun's threw up. she threw up on her gf's lap after they got together ONLY for 3 months

 

TraitorBIN @yebae_k

@yebae_k im shocked theyre still together after the incident

 

TraitorBIN @yebae_k

@yebae_k 2) another alcohol related incident, eunice unnie's egg cracking

 

TraitorBIN @yebae_k

@yebae_k she threw eggs from the kitchen, whenever shes drunk she ALWAYS throw eggs at wherever

 

TraitorBIN @yebae_k

@yebae_k so remember kid, keep eunice away from eggs when shes drunk

 

TraitorBIN @yebae_k

@yebae_k 3) the eunjin dance battles

 

TraitorBIN @yebae_k

@yebae_k its self-explanatory

 

Big Missile @eunchaewon

@yebae_k who did she fight?

 

TraitorBIN @yebae_k

@eunchaewon everyone

 

 

 

TraitorBIN @yebae_k

@yebae_k 4) chaeyeon's wailing

 

TraitorBIN @yebae_k

@yebae_k this one is my personal favorite

 

TraitorBIN @yebae_k

@yebae_k after her gf puke, she called an uber to get home, BUT nobody accept her order

 

TraitorBIN @yebae_k

@yebae_k imagine her panicking over her fainting gf with puke on her thigh

 

TraitorBIN @yebae_k

@yebae_k in the end she ends up helping clean jenny unnie's house

 

TraitorBIN @yebae_k

@yebae_k god bless jenny unnie, end of thread

 

 

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Not up for @empresski

the world doesnt need to know i threw up on my gf

 

1# Jennys fans @A.EJN

@empresski well you just made it clearer

 

 

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I watched DM3 @minionice

God, I need better friends

 

Not up for @empresski

@minionice you dont need better friends when you have yebin

 

I watched DM3 @minionice

@empresski You brought her into this household, take responsibility

 

Not up for @empresski

@minionice as the oldest in this household, yebin is now your responsibility

 

 

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I watched DM3 @minionice

I told you I need new friends

 

I watched DM3 @minionice

@minionice Preferably the ones that doesn't mix vodka into strawberry latte

 

Chaeyeon IS tired @j_chaeyeoni

@minionice IM SO SORRY UNNIE

 

I watched DM3 @minionice

@j_chaeyeoni Well if you're that sorry then change your name into Chaeyeon IS sorry

 

 

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Chaeyeon IS sorry @j_chaeyeoni

im sorry unnie

 

 

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Frogg-o @somyee

After lurking in the group chat I am not sure if I trust my new unnies that much

 


i have no idea that writing chat fic is THIS hard and tiring

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UndefinedCharacter
#1
Chapter 5: :D
lalelulelo09
#2
Chapter 5: Can I have these kind of people as my friends? Lol

So when will you bring jueun here? XD
mondchan
#3
Chapter 4: Lmao that's really one big hella mess family and aww somyi is so cute and precious here :D
lalelulelo09
#4
Chapter 4: What a very nice happy family they are lol
corinneniix
#5
Chapter 2: this is so so funny im enjoying this
lalelulelo09
#6
Chapter 3: Hehehehehe I'm really enjoying this chat room story XD

Eunjin ffs make your move now!
lalelulelo09
#7
Chapter 2: So this is like a mix between twitter and group chat... Just figured that out omg ahssjsjks

But it's really nice hehehe keep writing!
parksiyeon_ #8
Eunchae with that song choice tho xD
lalelulelo09
#9
Chapter 1: Chaeyeon joined the band bcs heehyun is too busy and can't do the chores wtf hahahahaha

And eunchae is so savage with that her song choice XDDDD