Superior Ahn @A.EJN 

My voisin is coming 

 

Superior Ahn @A.EJN 

@A.EJN *coisin 

 

Superior Ahn @A.EJN 

@A.EJN **cozisn 

 

Superior Ahn @A.EJN 

@A.EJN My god 

 

Not Anymore @yebae_k 

@A.EJN cousin? 

 

Superior Ahn @A.EJN 

@yebae_k rhank yuo tebinn 

 

Superior Ahn @A.EJN 

@yebaek_k i neefd new phone 

 

 

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Queen Chae Dominant @j_chaeyeoni 

Lgbtqewctj : lesbian gay biual trans queer eunjin wont confess to jenny 

 

Superior Ahn @A.EJN 

@j_chaeyeoni let me live in peace 

 

 

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1# chaeyeon anti @@A.EJN 

Sigh 

 

 

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Puppers >eunjin to somyi 

 

Eunjin : hey kiddo 

Somyi : sup unnie 

Eunjin : hows it going 

Somyi : good! 

Somyi : what about you unnie? 

Eunjin : same as always 

Somyi : i'll be home at 2 

Somyi : who's home? 

Eunjin : me and chaeyeon 

Somyi : oh! I remember her 

Somyi : your friend is nice 

Eunjin : thanks -chaeyeon 

Eunjin : anyways 

Eunjin : i recall you played something 

Somyi : ? 

Eunjin : instrument wise 

Somyi : sorry, last time I played something was egg 

Somyi : i played an egg 

Eunjin : whats an egg 

Eunjin : im really confused rn 

Somyi :  

Eunjin : beauty.. blender? 

Somyi : what no 

 

 

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1# chaeyeon anti @A.EJN 

Tell me, what is the name of this thing 

Not anymore @yebae_k 

@A.EJN kinder joy 

 

KHH @empresski 

@A.EJN the thing chaeyeon used to smudge her make up 

 

Minion-eomma @minionice 

@A.EJN @empresski beauty blender -_- 

 

Little Missile @eunchaewon 

@A.EJN easter egg! 

 

Queen Chae Dominant @j_chaeyeoni 

@A.EJN  pad 

 

1# chaeyeon anti @A.EJN 

@j_chaeyeoni im going to pretend that i didnt see that 

 

Eunjin likes me @s0yul 

@A.EJN ping pong ball 

 

 

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1# chaeyeon anti @A.EJN 

See im not the only one who doesnt know what this thing is @somyee 

 

Frog-o @somyee 

@A.EJN it's an egg shaker unnie! shaker but egg shaped! 

 

 

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Not anymore @yebaek_k

@A.EJN you hung out with chaeyeon without inviting me??

 

1# chaeyeon anti @A.EJN

@yebae_k you only hang out with chaewon nowadays

 

Not anymore @yebae_k

@A.EJN eunchae is sick,,, i cant hang out

 

1# chaeyeon anti @A.EJN

@yebae_k then not my problem, go away yebin

 

Not anymore @yebae_k

@A.EJN okay, byee :(

 

1# chaeyeon anti @A.EJN

@yebae_k do not use frozen reference please

 

 

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Bae❤❤ >heehyun to chaeyeon 

 

Heehyun : chaeyeon what the did you eat 

Chaeyeon : ? 

Chaeyeon : what do you mean 

Heehyun : the toilet! 

Heehyun : did you not flush the goddamn toilet! 

Chaeyeon : i did! 

Heehyun : then why the hell is it green 

Heehyun : is your pee ing green?! 

Chaeyeon : what the hell are you talking about! 

Heehyun : the toilet water is ing green chaeyeon! 

Chaeyeon : i don't know! 

Chaeyeon : i havent went home 

Chaeyeon : i wouldnt know 

Heehyun : did you drink the gatorade? 

Chaeyeon : what gatorade? 

Heehyun : well someone must have drank that and pee! 

Heehyun : i just google searched this! 

Heehyun : the gatorade is making the pee green! 

Chaeyeon : why do we have gatorade in our apartment? 

Heehyun : eunjin gave it to me last halloween 

Heehyun : it must have expired by now 

Heehyun : if it wasnt you then someone broke into the apartment 

Chaeyeon : the hell 

 

 

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Queen Chae Dominant @j_chaeyeoni 

Im suing whoever used our toilet! 

 

KHH @empresski 

Im opening a new case for the fbi 

 

 

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Heehyun : alright 

Heehyun : did we gave our apartment key to someone 

Chaeyeon : you gave it to eunice unnie last month 

Heehyun : why??

Chaeyeon : you were drunk honey

 

 

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Hoe >heehyun to eunice 

 

Heehyun : hoe 

Heehyun : where were you this morning? 

Eunice : I went to jenny 

Heehyun : rly 

Eunice : Yes? 

Heehyun : do u have my apartment key? 

Eunice : I do 

Heehyun : did u broke into the apartment? 

Eunice : No? 

Eunice : Heehyun, did something happen? 

Heehyun : yes. 

Heehyun : did you gave my key to someone else? 

Eunice : No, as long as I remember 

Heehyun : do you like gatorade? 

Eunice : ? 

Eunice : Where is this going Heehyun? 

Heehyun : just answer it please 

Heehyun : im desperate and in a hurry 

Eunice : I don't like soft drink in general 

 

 

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Heehyun : i dont believe its eunice 

Chaeyeon : make sense 

Chaeyeon : she always flush the toilet 

Heehyun : unlike you 

Chaeyeon : that was one time unnie 

 

 

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KHH @empresski

wait, is a gatorade even a soft drink?

 

1# chaeyeon anti @A.EJN

@empresski soft drink, sport drink, same thing

 

 

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Diamond 

 

Heehyun : do any of you like gatorade? 

Eunice : No 

Heehyun : i already asked you unnie 

Yebin : i kinda like gatorade, why? 

Heehyun : okay yebin 

Heehyun : did you broke into our apartment 

Yebin : what does this have to do with gatorade? 

Heehyun : answer! 

Yebin : what the hell 

 

 

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My >heehyun to yebin 

 

Heehyun : yebin is your piss green? 

Yebin : unnie what the hell! 

 

 

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Bff❤ >chaeyeon to yebin 

 

Chaeyeon : yebin! 

Yebin : what! 

Chaeyeon : i want to ask you something 

Yebin : go ahead 

Chaeyeon : do you like gatorade 

 

 

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Not anymore @yebae_k 

What is it with this couple and gatorade! 

 

Not anymore @yebae_k 

@yebae_k im scared help! 

 

 

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1# chaeyeon anti @A.EJN 

Chaeyeon ran out of my house in full speed wtf 

 

 

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Heehyun unnie >chaeyeon to heehyun 

 

Chaeyeon : okay its not yebin 

Heehyun : then who is it 

Chaeyeon : not eunjin either 

Chaeyeon : eunjin is with me this afternoon 

Chaeyeon : im on my way home btw

 

 

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Queen Chae Dominant @j_chaeyeoni 

Okay, since we're not getting enlightened by the culprit, we're going to close this case 

 

Queen Chae Dominant @j_chaeyeoni 

@j_chaeyeoni forever 

 

Queen Chae Dominant @j_chaeyeoni 

@j_chaeyeoni and we're sorry for everyone that got into this mess 

 

Queen Chae Dominant @j_chaeyeoni 

@j_chaeyeoni sincerely, the superior couple (bcs eunjin wont ask jenny unnie out), chaeyeon n heehyun 

 

1# chaeyeon anti @A.EJN 

@j_chaeyeoni WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SCREW UP YOUR APOLOGY 

 

 

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The other little >eunjin to yebin 

 

Eunjin : yebsie 

Yebin : what 

Yebin : if you're going to ask about gatorade  i wont answer 

Eunjin : wtf no 

Eunjin : its about me 

Eunjin : and jenny unnie 

Yebin : what about it 

Eunjin : i like jenny unnie 

Yebin : well thats obvious 

Eunjin : is it? 

Eunjin : anyways 

Eunjin : well i like her but 

Eunjin : does she even like me? 

Eunjin : im afraid of rejection yebin 

Yebin : eunjin? the baddest in highschool is afraid of rejection? 

Yebin : thats 

Yebin : cute 

Yebin : eunjin wtf 

Eunjin : :( 

Yebin : you're getting softer 

Eunjin : yebin what do i do 

Yebin : well what did you do? 

Eunjin : yebin! 

Yebin : okay geez 

Yebin : do u want me to ask jenny unnie? 

Eunjin : what are you going to ask? 

Yebin : "do you like eunjin?" 

Eunjin : yebin no! 

Eunjin : can you be more subtle 

 

 

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Jennyfer lawrence >yebin to jenny 

 

Yebin : she asked about you

Jenny : eunjin? 

Yebin : yes! 

Yebin : lol 

Yebin : i cant believe everyone knows you guys have feeling for each other 

Yebin : but neither of you made a move 

Jenny : its hard yebin 

Yebin : whats so hard about it 

Yebin : like, just ask her out if she wont 

Jenny : its not that! 

Jenny : i want her to confess 

Jenny : she looked cute when embarassed 

Yebin : bully 

Jenny : haha 

 

 

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Not Anymore @yebae_k 

Jenny-unnie is weird 

 

Minion-eomma @minionice 

@yebae_k Remember last halloween?  

 

Not Anymore @yebae_k 

@minionice remember what? theres too much thing going on last year 

 

Minion-eomma @minionice 

@yebae_k The party that Jenny invited us? 

 

Not Anymore @yebae_k 

@minionice oh god, i have war flashback on that 

 

Eunjin likes me @s0yul 

@minionice @yebae_k heehyun-unnie threw up 

 

KHH @empresski 

@s0yul @minionice @yebae_k no, please do not continue 

 

Eunjin likes me @s0yul 

@empresski @minionice @yebae_k on chaeyeon 

 

KHH @empresski 

@s0yul @minionice @yebae_k  ssto p  i t hu r t sss 

 

 

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??? 

 

??? : Hey 

Heehyun : new phone who dis 

??? : Nayoung 

Heehyun : HEEYYYAA LOSER HOWS IT GOING WITH SEJEONG 

Nayoung : It's... Im 

Heehyun : oh 

Heehyun : hey Im 

Nayoung : Yeah hey 

Nayoung : Remember my girlfriend? 

Heehyun : the chinese girl? yes 

Nayoung : I think she has your apartment key 

Heehyun : huh? 

Heehyun : WHAT 

Heehyun : IS HER PISS GREEN??? 

Nayoung : Yes? 

Nayoung : Wait, how do you know 

 

 

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KHH @empresski 

GOD ING DAMNIT JIEQIONG 

 

KHH @empresski 

@empresski YOU ALMOST RUIN A RELATIONSHIP 

 

 

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Heehyun : how'd she get my key? 

Nayoung : Chaeyeon left it in the photoshoot location 

Nayoung : Jieqiong thought it would be a great idea to deliver the key to your apartment 

Heehyun : it was a bad idea 

Nayoung : It is 

Nayoung : I'm going to send Jieqiong for a check up in the hospital 

Nayoung : I don't quite understand what happen in your house 

Heehyun : i think its better for u to not know 

Heehyun : tell her get well soon okay 

Nayoung : Will do, thanks 

Heehyun : oh and 

Heehyun : tell her 'no more gatorade' 

Nayoung : ?? 

 

 

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Bae ❤❤ >heehyun to chaeyeon 

 

Heehyun : babe 

Chaeyeon : yes hun? 

Heehyun : do. not. left. your. key. in. your. photoshoot. 

Chaeyeon : :(