I Promise U
Hello, counterparts! (I.O.I x Wanna One Chatroom)[Nation's Elite 22]
Everyone is online...
ImBuddha: We're here
YoonMeme: Thank goodness
YoonMeme: We really need your help
KimHamster: What can I help you?
YoonMeme: Well we don't know basically----
ZhouOstrich: THEN WHY IS THAT AN OTTER FACED GUY CALLED US FOR HELP IN THE FIRST PLACE
JungPretty: Shut the out first duck face
ZhouOstrich: I'M PRETTIER THAN YOU
ZhouOstrich: And eXcUsE me I'm an ostrich not a stupid duck
GuanSwaggy: How can you type that word excuse?
ZhouOstrich: lIkE tHiS bHoI?
GuanSwaggy: YEP :D
GuanSwaggy: Swaggyness! Can you teach me?
ZhouOstrich: oH sUrE kIdDo
YooCider: Is swaggyness exists in the dictionary?
ChoiTiny: To the one who set my nickname
ChoiTiny: You
HaCloudy: Is there any problem about that--
ChoiTiny: YES
HaCloudy: Scary
HwangInnocent: I like my username :)
HaCloudy: Should I change it to HwangMeme?
HwangInnocent: Don't you dare tiny man
ChoiTiny: Who called me?
HwangInnocent: Nothing
YoonMeme: You disrespectful tiny man! I'M THE MEME HERE
HaCloudy: Chill grandpup
JungPretty: You want to taste my new weapon named Youngmin?
ParkSnaggy: What kind of weapon is that?
JungPretty: Heavy duty pink machine gun
KimPsycho: We are bulletproof nice try
YooCider: We are the dream girls
ParkSnaggy: We are the world
KimPenguin: We are the children
KimBamboo: We are the one who makes a better day
ParkJeojang: So let's start giving
JungPretty: Impressive
JungPretty: I might reserve Youngmin for killing some stupid humans
ZhouOstrich: Well, we had a problem too
HwangInnocent: What is it?
JeonEnnik: I PROMISE U IS A LIT /dabs/
JeonEnnik: YAH LEE DAEHWI YOU'RE SO ILLEGAL BRO
ZhouOstrich: ^She's been crazy when your recent comeback was released
ZhouOstrich: She's obsessed or something like that
BaeDarker: But we're not having a comeback yet---
ZhouOstrich: What do you mean by that
BaeDarker: I Promise U was our special theme track, not a comeback track
BaeDarker: We will release our comeback track soon, you must anticipate it
BaeDarker: My eminence
ZhouOstrich: Oh
KimAhjusshi: ^ Dumb
JeonEnnik: Oh my god
JeonEnnik: I don't know why I'm acting like this
JeonEnnik: I DON'T KNOW MYSELF ANYMORE
ParkSnaggy: Ohhhhh
ParkSnaggy: Somi sunbaenim represents all Wannables out there
KimAhjusshi: I didn't expect that from "cutesy guys" concept goes to "strippers in the club" concept real quick
BaeDarker: ???
KimAhjusshi:
ZhouOstrich: That damn visual
ZhouOstrich: Pledis artist can only relate
ImBuddha: #Truefactsonly
HwangInnocent: ;)
ZhouOstrich: Hey watch out
ZhouOstrich: You're winking at someone else property
HwangInnocent: Oops I didn't mean to
KimAhjusshi:
ChoiTiny: Not bad!
KimHamster: Is your name Summer?
HaCloudy: Nah, they called me Cloud because of my fine skin---
KimHamster: It has to be because you're hot!
HaCloudy: I didn't see that coming
ParkSnaggy: You're terrible at getting pick up lines hyung
ParkSnaggy: /face palm/
KimAhjusshi:
JeonEnnik: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING YOU ABOUT
JeonEnnik: LEE DAEHWI YOU GORGEOUS OTTER COME OUT!!!!!!
KangCutie: Hey Som? Are you perhaps.... falling in love with your best friend?
JeonEnnik: That's so...absurd
YooCider: Daehwi got Rihanna shaking
JeonEnnik: NO DON'T TALK TO MY BRO LIKE THAT
KimPenguin: Someone's possessive
JeonEnnik: No I'm not!
KimAhjusshi:
ImBuddha: Hi daddy
KimHamster: DADDY?!
JungPretty: I think I'm going to puke excuse me
ImBuddha: I'm talking to my daddy what's wrong with you
YoonMeme: C-can I say so-something?
KimPsycho: Hahahaha
KimPsycho: He looks so agitated right now
YoonMeme: Shut up psychopath!
ImBuddha: I'm talking to my biological daddy
ImBuddha: Get it?
KimAhjusshi:
KimBamboo: /eats wooden table/
ChoiTiny: /gets a bigger wooden table and hits Doyeon for being a cockeyed bamboo/
KimAhjusshi: CAN YOU PLEASE STOP INTERRUPTING ME FROM SENDING THEIR PHOTOS I'M NOT DONE YET YOU FOOLS
KimAhjusshi:
ZhouOstrich: OKAY HERE'S MY WIG, YOU CAN TAKE IT NOW
YooCider: If I were you, I will drag my bae away before a certain vampire with a surname of BAE will snatch her heart away
BaeDarker: I'm willing to, my eminence
ImBuddha: Calm down buddha
ImBuddha: I don't want to kill anyone
BaeDarker: Yes good~
KimAhjusshi:
KimAhjusshi: y jeojang
KimAhjusshi: I love it
KimAhjusshi: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ParkJeojang: H-help
ParkSnaggy: You're lucky bro
ParkSnaggy: You'll be hanging out tonight with a god itself
KimAhjusshi:
ParkSnaggy: Oh that's me
YooCider: I think his jawline can cut a metal
ParkSnaggy: Hehehe
ParkSnaggy: Want me to cut your beautiful clothes that your wearing?
YooCider: Bhoi
YooCider: I can destroy your sense of hearing in a blink of an eye
HwangInnocent: Let's go snaggy sparrow
HwangInnocent: You drank too much coffee
KimAhjusshi:
KimPenguin: What's up guys it's Lai Guanlin 17 years old boy from Taipei
LaiSwaggy: Not my dark introduction again noona---
KimPenguin: I really wanna be a swaggy rapper in the future because I like hiphop
LaiSwaggy: Darn
KimPenguin: It's okay Lin-ah have you thought that you were cooler than before?
LaiSwaggy: ( ^▽^)σ)~O~)
KimPsycho: That was so unswag Taipei boy
LaiSwaggy: Get lost, toilet brush
KimPsycho: YAH
KimAhjusshi:
ChoiTiny: He's perfectly fine
ChoiTiny: I wonder why did they call you a psychopath---
KimPsycho: Who's that guy?
KimPsycho: He's so freaking handsome
KimPsycho: I think I'll become gay at this state
KimPsycho: Will you marry me?
ChoiTiny: ... I think I know the answer
KimAhjusshi:
KangCutie: As expected to Wanna One's center!
JeonEnnik: That's the spirit oppa!~
BaeDarker: Well
BaeDarker: Some Wannables said that I'm the one who slayed that vampire look
BaeDarker: And I snatched those wigs away
ParkSnaggy: Hey excuse me lollipop head
ParkSnaggy: Stop spreading some hoax information
HwangInnocent: /sips coffee/
HwangInnocent: I don't want to in
HwangInnocent: I know from the start that I slayed everything
KimPsycho: You guys embarrassed me for 101th time
KimPsycho: I'm the main visual, end of a conversation
LaiSwaggy: Dirty toilet brush
KimPsycho: STOP CALLING ME TOILET BRUSH, YOU THICK CHICK
OngSlate: I thought it's thick omg
JungPastel: Language
KangChoding: I have one Ong if you want to ask ;)
YoonMeme: WHY ARE YOU LATE
BaeDarker: Seems suspicious
KangChoding: My head still spinning like a roller coaster
KimAhjushhi: ROLLER COASTER OHHHHHHHH
KimHamster: Please bear with her, she's getting old
OngSlate: I'm helping this peached face to massage his head
HaCloudy: IN WHICH PART? UP OR DOWN?!
OngSlate: Of course his head with a brain, how can I massage his head?!
JungPastel: YOU WILL SHUT UP YOUR MOUTH OR I WILL SHUT YOUR MOUTH WITH MY MACHINE GUN?
OngSlate: Don't kill me yet, I'm just explaining my side hehe
YoonMeme: That's what you get by totally getting wasted
YoonMeme: No more meetups with liquor anymore
YoonMeme: It's good and very bad idea at the same time @ImBuddha
ImBuddha: I thought you guys were not going wasted since you're the man here
YoonMeme: I don't know
YoonMeme: You girls we're a beast when it comes to drinking
YoonMeme: Especially Sejeongsshi
KimAhjusshi: Weaklings
KangChoding: Hey how about round 2 huh?
KimAhjusshi: Make me :)
KimPenguin: Do you hear that loud thunder?
KimPenguin: Because the gods were fighting at the moment
KangCutie: Sohye-ya let's cuddle
KimPenguin: My pleasure ;)
KimBamboo: I realized something
KimBamboo: What if YMC gave us an equal opportunity to promote 1 year and a couple of months like they did to Wanna One?
ZhouOstrich: Keep on dreaming, we all know that YMC is a piece of golden
BaeDarker: Why is still golden despite being a piece of ?
YoonMeme: Yah who said that you can curse huh?!
BaeDarker: Lol
ZhouOstrich: Well, they gave us an opportunity to debut and promote as I.O.I in a short span of time
BaeDarker: Ohhh
KangCtie: What if YMC extends our contract and gave us a "stripper in the club" concept?
HwangInnocent: Please, stop mentioning our recent concept as "stripper in the club"
KimAhjusshi: Wanna stripper
HwangInnocent: Help us
OngSlate: You want me to become a real stripper---
KangChoding: Be my personal stripper, handsome boy
HaCloudy: HEY THAT'S MY ICONIC LINE ASIDE FROM JIHOON'S ICONIC ENGLISH
ParkJeojang: What did I miss?
ParkSnaggy: I'm 19 u FiTe me?
ParkJeojang: Ugh
KimAhjusshi: Sorry my girls
KimAhjusshi: I will slay that concept for sure!
JungPretty: I may look so innocent----
YooCider: *satan
JungPretty: :)
YooCider: Uhm... Do I have a chance to see sunrise unnie?
ChoiTiny: Yoo Yeonjung is dead
ZhouOstrich: Excuse me, I'm the MVP of Whatta Man
KimHamster: And I'm the one who made the whole routine so back off
ImBuddha: Pardon me
ImBuddha: They always fighting about who slayed this concept and so on I'm getting tired of it
YoonMeme: Well same here, you're witnessing a nonsense bickering and they don't know I slayed the "strippers in the club" concept
HaCloudy: Traitor!
HwangInnocent: Backstabber!
KangChoding: Oldie!
OngSlate: Ugly!
YoonMeme: YOU'RE HURTING MY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW :<
KimPenguin: Wait a minute
KimPenguin: I thought Daehwi needs help
LaiSwaggy: That's what I'm going to say
LaiSwaggy: Where is he?
ParkJeojang: HELP ME
ChoiTiny: What's wrong?
ParkJeojang: Who bought a rotten-egg flavored toothpaste?!
YoonMeme: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT EATING TOOTHPASTE PARK JIHOON
KimBamboo: Mina kept on eating boxes
KangCutie: I ACCIDENTALLY ATE A SANDBOXES
KimBamboo: You did it for many times, it's still an accident huh
ParkSnaggy: WHAT'S THE TASTE OF SANDBOXES?
KangCutie: It tastes like a sand?
ParkSnaggy: ... Alright
ParkJeojang: I can't help it!
ParkJeojang: Now answer my question
ParkJeojang: Or else I'm gonna fight u
LeeOtter: Is there any problem on that?
LeeOtter: Well you ate my tteokbokki flavored toothpaste before!
LeeOtter: You should pay wink boy I swear I'm gonna kill your jeojang for good
ParkJeojang: Hah, you're sassiness will be killed first!
JeonEnnik: Hey don't you dare touch my brother!
JeonEnnik: How dare you Daehwi you didn't drop any clues about your upcoming comeback?!?!?!
JeonEnnik: And you've changed a lot! You look like Rihanna Korean version!
JeonEnnik: Heol
LeeOtter: Hehehe do you like my surprise?
JeonEnnik: I absolutely love it!!!!!! ><
KimBamboo: I'm not surprised when one day, Daehwi and Somi become couples
JeonEnnik: HELL NO
LeeOtter: That's weird to think of it
ParkSnaggy: Same with Daehwi as he fanboy so much when I.O.I released their songs
ParkSnaggy: He's like "THAT'S MY JEON SOMI! SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL, I LOVE HER!"
LeeOtter: That's it Snaggy Sparrow, you traitor!
ImBuddha: Uhm before you kill Woojin, can I ask our real agenda for today Daehwi-ssh
LeeOtter: Oh shoot I almost forgot
LeeOtter: You better listen guys, this is a big problem
ChoiTiny: Spill the tea
LeeOtter: I need a girlfriend
JeonEnnik: Holy oreos :O
YoonMeme: /gasps dramatically/
ImBuddha: /jaw drops/
LaiSwaggy: Am I dreaming or what?
KangCutie: Woah for real?
ParkSnaggy: Behold our Nation's diva became manly
LeeOtter: There, stop mocking me this is for the whole Wanna One members
HaCloudy: Why are you dragging us in your problem?
LeeOtter: I'm sick and tired of it
LeeOtter: They always said that I'm a gay---
KimAhjusshi: We all do kid, accept the fact
LeeOtter: /sigh/ I need to prove to motherfcking haters of mine that they all wrong
LeeOtter: That's why I need a girlfriend... Just for 1 week
KangChoding: Okay I need to digest everything
KangChoding: Daebak...
KangChoding: You want a girlfriend?!?!?!?!
OngSlate: Hey peach are you still drunk?
HwangInnocent: Did YMC know about this insane plan of yours?
LeeOtter: Yes
KimPsycho: And what kind of threat did you gave to them?
LeeOtter: I'm holding their master credit card with billions of their earnings to their artists
YoonMeme: ...
ImBuddha: ...
JeonEnnik: ...
BaeDarker: ...
LeeOtter: Oh come on stop giving me that silent treatment
KimAhjusshi: I'll help you since you stole YMC's treasure
KimAhjusshi: Give me some stash kiddo ;)
KimHamster: Sejeong
KimAhjusshi: Fine
JungPretty: Why do you want a girlfriend when you already have Bae Jinyoung
BaeDarker: See? I told you that I slayed our concept
LaiSwaggy: Stfu
HwangInnocent: Are you cursing Lin-ah?!
LaiSwaggy: Stuck the food u evil
KangChoding: Lol is that even a sentence
KimPenguin: Wait :O
KimPenguin: I know you're cute and fluffy but I will not allow you to pick Mina as your girlfriend
KangCutie: Eh?! Why did he want to pick me?
KangCutie: Oh I get it!
KangCutie: Oh
OngSlate: My counterpart surely one of the bright kids out there
OngSlate: Oh my god
OngSlate: /cries/
KangChoding: Is that even sad when our diva wants a girlfriend
ImBuddha: I know what are you thinking kid
ImBuddha: You want to pick and choose your girlfriend from us
LeeOtter: Exactly noona
LeeOtter: I really need your help :(
OngSlate: Think about it
OngSlate: What will happen if you do that? Your image from our Wannables will might ruin boy
KimPsycho: Wow since when did you talk like a normal teenager?
OngSlate: Hey peach, want some hotdogs for our midnight snack hmm? ;)
KimPsycho: I'll take it back
LeeOtter: I have my ways hyungs
LeeOtter: I can handle this one
LeeOtter: Please be my boyfriend :(
BaeDarker: I'm here you are lucky
LeeOtter: Sorry Baejin
LeeOtter: I need a GIRLfriend
LeeOtter: One from I.O.I sunbaenims
YooCider: You can't own a girlfriend easily, you can't please us easily either
KangCutie: She's right
KimBamboo: Well we have each other except for Yeonjung being a thirdwheel for eternity
YooCider: So what? Hmp
LeeOtter: I need it right now, temporarily
LeeOtter: You will act as my girlfriend for 1 week
LeeOtter: So that I can do my fcking stupid ty dare
LeeOtter: I'll slap my poop faced friends the reality that I can have a girlfriend
ZhouOstrich: I love his fighting spirit
KimAhjusshi: You can have Yeonjung instead
YooCider: HEY
YooCider: I know I'm a freaking single for a long time but I'm not available
KimAhjusshi: Hmmm how about Mina
KangCutie: Stop selling me unnie! ><
KimPenguin: You need to kill me first
KimAhjusshi: Nayoung unnie?
ImBuddha: Are you out of your mind?
ZhouOstrich: Want to taste my power kick?
KimAhjusshi: Aha! Somi-ya~ You are overqualified----
JeonEnnik: HE'S MY BESTFRIEND FOR CHICKEN'S SAKE
KimBamboo: Then let's say Chungha unnie will be a better girlfriend for Daehwi
KimAhjusshi: DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY HOEMAN
KimHamster: Hoeman? Really Sejeong?
KimAhjusshi: I can be your hoe ;)
ParkSnaggy: Whipped
ParkJeojang: I love whipped cream
LeeOtter: Well.... I think someone right now
LeeOtter: She's my ideal girl after all
ChoiTiny: Hahahaha this is the moment of truth
LeeOtter: My one and only counterpart, Yoojung-sshi
ChoiTiny: /spits orange juice/
KimBamboo: You're not drinking anything
ChoiTiny: I'll get one and I'll spit in your face
ChoiTiny: Why meeeeeee?!
LeeOtter: Have you ever thought that we're in the same rank and we're both centers to Naya na and Pick me?
LeeOtter: And to the fact that we're both aegyo master
ParkJeojang: Excuse me but I'm the aegyo master here
KangChoding: I thought you don't want to do jeojang anymore?
ParkJeojang: Curse you
KimAhjusshi: Sorry tiny one but I'm the cutest here
ZhouOstrich: Where did you get that confidence?
BaeDarker: Hehehe
YoonMeme: Not a bad choice
ImBuddha: Same
KimBamboo: WHAAAAAAT?! Are you giving permission to Daehwi to borrow my Yoojjyu?!
LeeOtter: Doyeon noona please :(
ChoiTiny: Okay
KimBamboo: What do you mean by "okay"?!
KimBamboo: NO!!!!!!!!!
KimBamboo: Seongwoo oppa do something?
OngSlate: Okay I don't get it why me
KimBamboo: You're my labelmate and he's your groupmate
OngSlate: You should clear things up for your girlfriend, not me
OngSlate: Daehwi was a hard-headed guy I can't force him to back out his crazy plan
ChoiTiny: Dodojjyu, I know I love you very much right?
KimBamboo: Yes :(
ChoiTiny: Let me help this guy
ChoiTiny: I think he will take care of everything
JungPretty: It feels like I'm watching a korean series
KangChoding: With cliche plot twist
ZhouOstrich: At the end, the girl accepts the boy's favor
LaiSwaggy: And they lived happily ever after
KimBamboo: NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!
KimBamboo: Okay I'll make up my mind
KimBamboo: I will let you my Yoojjyu to be your TEMPORARY girlfriend
LeeOtter: Yay!~ Thank you
KimBamboo: Don't celebrate yet!
KimBamboo: I'm giving you a condition
KimBamboo: Don't you dare to fall in love with her!
KimBamboo: GOT IT?!
LeeOtter: Sure thing!
BaeDarker: I'll be watching him, no worries
KimBamboo: Good
KimBamboo: Yoojjyu :(
ChoiTiny: It's okay :) It will last for 1 week and I'll be yours again
KimAhjusshi: I suggest that Doyeon and Jinyoung will go out on a date for 1 week!
YoonMeme: KIM SEJEONG
ImBuddha: KIM SEJEONG
KimHamster: You're antics again!
KimHamster: I'm just giving suggestions though
KimPsycho: It's all set!
KimPsycho: Now I'm going to the bathroom
KimPsycho: To release some s :D
KimPsycho is offline...
KangCutie: I don't want to rude but he's so gross
HwangInnocent: That dirty man... As always
LeeOtter: Uhm I have another problem hehe
HaCloudy: Okay I'm going to have a headache! What is it?
LeeOtter: I don't know what to do now
HaCloudy: W H A T
HaCloudy: You don't know what to do in a relationship?!
LeeOtter: Don't blame me! She's a girl, way too different from having a boyfriend---
HaCloudy: Can someone catch me I'm going to faint
LeeOtter: Should I kiss her in front of my friends?
KimBamboo: YOU'RE GIVING ME A BIG PROBLEM MISTER
KimBamboo: KISS HER AND I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY KATANA
LeeOtter: Okay I'm totally clueless help me :(
ParkSnaggy: THAT'S IT
ParkSnaggy: YOU'RE COMING WITH ME
ParkSnaggy: I WILL GIVE YOU MY LESSON ABOUT "HOW TO BE A PERFECT BOYFRIEND 101" WITH TEACHER SPARROW
LeeOtter: Uhhh
LeeOtter: I don't trust you---
ParkSnaggy is offline...
LeeOtter is offline...
ChoiTiny: OH MY GOD DAEHWI WAS WAITING OUTSIDE
ChoiTiny: WITH WOOJIN
JeonEnnik: Wow, that was quick
KimAhjusshi: Hey Som, how's your feeling when your best friend is in love with someone?
JeonEnnik: I'm happy for them
KimAhjusshi: You're not hurt?
JeonEnnik: No hahahaha unnie stop making issues with my brother
JeonEnnik: I think I should help him
JeonEnnik: Since I'm a jobless teenager lol
JeonEnnik is offline...
YoonMeme: Kids nowadays
YoonMeme: They think having a relationship is a big problem
YoonMeme: Well having a 10 i-don't-know-in-what-planet-did-they-belong members is a bigger problem
ImBuddha: Ha I know right
YoonMeme: Hey how about we go outside and eat some pancakes
YoonMeme: My treat
ImBuddha: Okay
YoonMeme is offline...
ImBuddha is offline...
HaCloudy: THAT'S IT?!
HaCloudy: You're going to abandon these bastards and as the second oldest I'm in charge of everything?!
KimHamster: You'll be used to it haha
KimAhjusshi: Don't forget to bring condoms with you Jisung oppa!
ZhouOstrich: Hey Sejeong unnie look outside :)
KimAhjusshi: Holy strawberries :O
KimAhjusshi: Gtg before a certain angry ostrich can catch me
KimAhjusshi is offline...
A/N Mind me for a lengthy update!~
I'm Ong biased but I'm afraid that Jinyoung will make me wild XD
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