[myungjun] I HAVE REALLY IMPORTANT NEWS

[jinwoo] spit it out already

[myungjun] I SAW A REALLY CUTE DOG TODAY

[jinwoo] has left the chat

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[myungjun] has added [jinwoo], [dongmin], [bin], [minhyuk] and [sanha] to group chat 1

[myungjun] named the group chat six puppies

[minhyuk] the group chat name is so lame

[sanha] agreed

[bin] where am i

[minhyuk] hyung change the name it’s embarrassing

[myungjun] shush we’re keeping it

[minhyuk] dammit

[bin] where am i

[minhyuk] you’re repeating urself

[dongmin] it’s seven in the morning let him be

[myungjun] firST OF ALL minhyuk r00d we’re keeping the name because i said so

[myungjun] SECOND OF ALL I HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS

[jiwoo] what

[bin] what news could you have in seven in the ing morning

[myungjun] wow language there are kids here

[jinwoo] you mean you

[myungjun] be quiet

[myungjun] THESE NEWS ARE REALLY VERY REALLY IMPORTANT

[myungjun] I JUST WENT OUT TO BUY SOME BREAD BECAUSE MY MOM TOLD ME SO

[sanha] wow cant believe

[bin] shocking

[minhyuk] thrilling

[dongmin] i’m actually really surprised

[myungjun] SHUT IT

[myungjun] THE POINT IS

[jinwoo] im waiting

[myungjun] I HAVE REALLY IMPORTANT NEWS

[jinwoo] spit it out already

[myungjun] I SAW A REALLY CUTE DOG TODAY

[jinwoo] has left the chat

[minhyuk] has added [jinwoo] to the chat

[dongmin] is that all

[myungjun] pretty much yes

[bin] i’m going back to sleep

[minhyuk] i cant believe you hyung

[myungjun] I TOOK A PICTURE I CAN SED

[jinwoo] no need

[myungjun] wHat do you mEAN NO NEED

[dongmin] hyung we’re really happy for you but was it that important

[myungjun] OF COURSE

[sanha] can you send me that picture hyung i want to see

[myungjun] finally someone

[myungjun] has sent a picture to the chat room [six puppies]

[dongmin] wOW IT REALLY IS CUTE

[myungjun] told ya so

[sanha] it’s really cute i’m in love

[minhyuk] fine i admit it its adorable

[jinwoo] …

[myungjun] now what

[jinwoo] nothing

[sanha] you’re just too proud to admit it’s cute right

[jinwoo] maybe

[sanha] kNEW IT

[sanha] changed [jinwoo]’s name to [proud dad]

[minhyuk] this looks weirs

[minhyuk] *weird

[dongmin] a lil bit

[sanha] fine

[sanha] changed [proud dad]’s name to [jinwoo]

[jinwoo] what just happened

[myungjun] you became a proud dad of six puppies for a sec

[minhyuk] five

[myungjun] im failing maths let me be

[dongmin] guys

[sanha] what

[dongmin] if we’re talking about cute animals and important news i also have some

[myungjun] WHAT

[jinwoo] im listening

[sanha] you cant listen when were talking on a gc

[jinwoo] first learn your punctuation

[minhyuk] exposed

[jinwoo] shut

[minhyuk] fine

[dongmin] aNYWAYS

[dongmin] has sent a picture to the chat room [six puppies]

[minhyuk] IS THAT

[myungjun] I CANT BELIEVE

[jinwoo] wHO

[sanha] my eyes

[minhyuk] IM LAUGHINGIGH

[dongmin] i know i also think it’s cute

[minhyuk] BIN

[myungjun] IN A CAT ONESIE

[jinwoo] THIS IS SO FUNNY

[sanha] i cant believe i saw that

[minhyuk] BIN COME HERE EXPLAIN URSELF

[bin] what

[sanha] scroll up

[bin] LEE DONGMIN

[dongmin] i love you too

[sanha] stop it

[dongmin] what

[sanha] expressing love

[dongmin] why

[sanha] it makes me sick

[dongmin] WHY

[sanha] BECAUSE IT’S WEIRD

[dongmin] W H Y

[sanha] ur too cheesy were all friends its weirs stop this is love free group chat

[minhyuk] love free what

[jinwoo] don’t question sanha he’s weird

[myungjun] anyways…

[minhyuk] bin how did that happen

[bin] wait a sec im on my way to kill dongmin

[jinwoo] when did you even wear onesie

[bin] i hate lee dongmin

[dongmin] i bought it for him

[sanha] wait what

[bin] changed [dongmin]’s name to [piece of ]

[jinwoo] wow

[piece of ] bin:(

[bin] i thought piece of can’t talk

[myungjun] can we finally know how dongmin was able to pursue bin into wearing that or not

[bin] not

[piece of ] yes

[minhyuk] DRAMA

[sanha] shut up

[minhyuk] IM OLDER THAN YOU

[jinwoo] changed [sanha]’s name to [maknae on top]

[maknae on top] indeed

[piece of ] so…

[bin] don’t you dare

[jinwoo] bin we’re all friends just let him tell us

[bin] that’s why i’m worried

[jinwoo] because we’re friends?

[bin] yes

[minhyuk] he has a point

[maknae on top] seconded

[bin] i hate all of you

[myungjun] WHY NOW

[bin] just telling in advance

[piece of ] okay so…

[jinwoo] finally

[piece of ] we wanted to try something and

[myungjun] DON’T TELL ME

[myungjun] I DON’T WANT TO IMAGINE THIS

[minhyuk] changed [myungjun]’s name to [SCREAMING HYUNG]

[SCREAMING HYUNG] SANHA’S HERE

[maknae on top] no sherlock

[SCREAMING HYUNG] SANHA

[maknae on top] that’s my name thank you for noticing

[jinwoo] stop you two we have a more important topic here

[piece of ] yeah

[bin] I HAD TO GO TO THE TOILET WHAT HAPPENED HERE

[minhyuk] you and dongmin like roleplaying apparently

[bin] WHAT

[piece of ] wait

[jinwoo] this is gross you shouldn’t have told us this

[minhyuk] yeah

[piece of ] what are you talking about

[bin] DONGMIN YOU ARE SO STUPID I CANT BELIEVE YOU

[maknae on top] were talking about your and bins capades

[SCREAMING HYUNG] SANHA YOU ARE GROUNDED

[minhyuk] someone’s in trouble

[minhyuk] also gross what is that word

[maknae on top] why im sayin true

[jinwoo] i fell off my bed laughing tHIS IS SO FUNNY

[piece of ] wait a second i was talking about a sleepover

[bin] yeah…

[SCREAMING HYUNG] what do you mean

[minhyuk] changed [minhyuk]’s name to [confused]

[maknae on top] same

[piece of ] we wanted to try sleeping over at each other’s houses???and i’ve bought bin a pajama because it reminded me of him

[bin] yall nasty

[jinwoo] this is surprisingly disappointing

[SCREAMING HYUNG] wow

[maknae on top] i thought i will have some materials to blackmail you

[bin] …

[maknae on top] i guess i will just have to cut out the part about sleeping over and pajamas

[piece of ] sanha…

[maknae on top] working on it

[jinwoo] great

[maknae on top] changed [jinwoo]’s name to [partner in crime]

[partner in crime] i feel special

[maknae on top] you should

[SCREAMING HYUNG] somehow i feel at ease

[confused] this chatroom suddenly became boring

[confused] it’s all bcs of you bin

[bin] whye

[bin] *why

[confused] maybe we could’ve get something out of dongmin but now that you’re here

[piece of ] what does that mean

[confused] you’re easy to manipulate

[partner in crime] HAH

[maknae on top] he’s right

[confused] your no better

[piece of ] *you’re

[SCREAMING HYUNG] actually hyuk’s right

[piece of ] why

[bin] they’re right

[confused] even your bf agrees with us

[maknae on top] BUT WHY ME

[SCREAMING HYUNG] you will know when you grow up

[maknae on top] i hate all of you

[confused] anyways

[bin] dongmin actually listens very well but he doesn’t get hints

[confused] he’s just really easy

[bin] well…

[piece of ] changed [bin]’s name to [traitor]

[traitor] ???

[piece of ] how could you

[confused] but we all are right

[partner in crime] min really is easy

[SCREAMING HYUNG] i have to agree

[piece of ] wow all of my friends against me

[maknae on top] ^

[piece of ] i love you sanha

[maknae on top] gross

[traitor] dongmin

[piece of ] sorry i don’t talk with traitors

[traitor] i love you?

[piece of ] you know where i have your love you’s?

[confused] i don’t want to know

[traitor] fine we’re even

[traitor] you put my cat picture in here and i called you easy

[piece of ] how is that even

[SCREAMING HYUNG] yeah???

[partner in crime] wow bin you’re really ruthless

[traitor] what do you mean you just called him easy too

[partner in crime] yeah but we’re his friends

[traitor] and i am????

[SCREAMING HYUNG] his boyfriend of course

[confused] wow hyung really mean

[maknae on top] a little

[maknae on top] wait i was angry at all of you too

[maknae on top] has left the chat

[confused] what happened

[partner in crime] im laughing i love your name

[traitor] dongmin:(

[piece of ] what

[traitor] i love you:(

[confused] stop it

[traitor] i love you dongminnie:(

[confused] has left the chat

[SCREAMING HYUNG] can you just idk… not?

[partner in crime] seconded

[piece of ] fine i love you too

[partner in crime] oh my god

[traitor] <3

[partner in crime] has left the chat

[SCREAMING HYUNG] DON’T LEAVE ME

[piece of ] <3

[SCREAMING HYUNG] has left the chat

[traitor] we’re great

[piece of ] i know

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