Hiii! 

Before I begin I just want to say Sorry™ for not updating TFIOB for... a month? I'm really sorry, school has literally been ripping me into pieces. Update will happen soon!

Now for this. Again, I'm sorry. 
This fic is actually a school assignment I got in English where we had to include some weird words (which you might be able to spot when reading) and I had a week to do it!!! A week!!! My teacher hates me : ) The reason why I'm upset about the deadline is because since I'm already drowning in school work, I could only work on this for 2 days.

That being said, this is a very Very halfassed fic and I'm not happy with it. I'll probably get an F on it lmao. I also had to keep it PG because, ukno, school and stuff. 

Anyway, now that I'm done crying over nothing, please enjoy!!!!!