Friday, 19th May 2991

Over the last week, mummy has been relaxing parental controls on the home computer because daddy wouldn’t stop complaining about not being able to access yeah-nell.tumblr.com. Unfortunately, daddy has been hogging the home computer the whole time, supposedly busy with his thesis (well, I mean, he is, but daddy has also been spending an inordinate amount of time on that tumblr page just staring at the screen), so I haven’t been able to use it to search up where I went wrong with the kisses.

Doesn’t everyone like kisses? I mean, I figured that kissing is probably not a good way to send people your regards, but regardless (ooh, pun), aren’t kisses supposed to be something nice? Something that makes people happy? So why doesn’t mummy like it when I kiss him?

Oh.

Wait.

I just realised there’s one easy way to find out. Well okay, maybe not easy, because scientific experiments require multiple trials, but surely it’ll be faster than waiting for daddy to stop gushing over Kim Jongwan’s singing.

Wait, someone’s at the door. I’ll continue this after checking that.

Still Friday, 19th May 2991

It was apparently the postman, with a parcel for daddy. It was lucky that I went out to check, because daddy is in the shower, and he probably hadn’t even heard the doorbell over his singing. Also I saw Howon. He said hi. He has been saying hi to me whenever we see each other in the corridor, which is nice. He sometimes asks me how’s my day. We don’t talk for long because I don’t want daddy to realise I’m not following his instructions to not speak to Howon.

Wait, mummy, please don’t tell daddy I talked to Howon? He’s not weird or creepy or anything, and it’s nice to have someone to talk to. Daddy doesn’t have time to talk to me sometimes when he really gets into his work. (Or when he starts going on tumblr and youtube.)

Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. Experiments. I should try this on a few subjects, just to reduce biases. I’ll report my findings after I’m done. :)

Saturday, 20th May 2991

I got scolded. :(

Mummy did not appreciate the scientific rigor with which I attempted to conduct the experiment despite my limited number of subjects. He said that kissing him and daddy on the lips isn’t