Incoming Call

Caller ID: Yoona

Yuri: *sleepy voice* Hello?

Yoona: …

Yuri: Hello? Yoona? You there?

Yoona: Leopard kills baboon mother and tries to adopt its baby. And then as the leopard's dragging the bloody baboon corpse home for dinner, a baby baboon falls from the folds of its dead mother. And you're thinking, ‘Leopard's gonna eat the baby,’ right?

Yuri: What the hell Yoona, its 2:00 AM! And you're supposed to begin a phone conversation with a 'hello' not with a creepy bloody story.

Yoona: No, Yuri, he doesn’t eat the baby, he shelters the baby. He even defends it against a hyena.

Yuri: Oh my God, go to sleep Yoona.

Yoona: I can’t sleep.

Yuri: Why?

Yoona: I wish I could sleep, but I can't. One sheep, two sheep, three turtle, four chicken nuggets, five fries...

Yuri: Only five fries won’t be enough for you.

Yoona: I’m not done yet.

Yuri: Huh?

Yoona: Five bags of fries.

Yuri: Okay, I’m so done with you.

Yoona: Aww Kwon, don’t hang up the phone, please talk to me.

Yuri: Yoona, its 2:00 AM! No, it’s 2.17 AM to be exact. We have school tomorrow.

Yoona: But sleep is for the weak, Kwon! Tell me something funny.

Yuri: No penguins live at the North Pole.

Yoona: Really,