Yoona: Okay. I'm curious... is Ms. Jessica gay?

Yuri: I don't know. This one's tricky.

Yoona: Well, did you get the vibe off of her or no?

Yuri: I don't know. I think everybody's gay.

Yoona: You’re right. The whole world has gone gay.

Yuri: Usually, I have a good gaydar. But I'm not really sure about her…

Yoona: Let's make a bet now.

Yuri: Okay, what are the options?

Yoona: A, she's totally straight, and Ms. Sooyoung horrifies her.

Yuri: Okay…

Yoona: or B, she's totally straight, Ms. Sooyoung converts her.

Yuri: Option C, she's got a girlfriend, but Ms. Sooyoung breaks them up.

Yoona: Wow, that’s hot and badass if that’s true.

Yuri: You know what’s hot? This graduation robe is hot as hell.

Yoona: Aww baby, be patient, okay? 2 hours more, then after this, we will free as a bird.

Yuri: If only this is our wedding day instead of the graduation ceremony.

Yoona: Aww, you’re so sweet. Then what are the chances I see you tonight?

Yuri: Wait, what?