Hoseok's Predicament
BTS text messagesJin- Hey we need to meet up soon
Jin- Is everyone done with whatever they was doing at the beach?
J-Hope- About that.....
J-Hope- I have gotten myself in a predicament
J-Hope- I kinda need help
Jungkook- Oh no
Jimin- Maybe it's not that bad
V- What could you have possible done in two hours?
Jungkook- That makes me worry more
Rap Monster- Just tell us what you did
J-Hope- Okay so you know how I went swimming in the ocean
Jimin- Yeah....
Jin- You didn't drown someone did you?
Rap Monster- You didn't anger any wildlife right??
Suga- Please tell me if you did something stupid that someone caught it on camera
J-Hope- No
J-Hope- I lost my swimming shorts
J-Hope- Guys it's been 5 minutes why are you not responding
J-Hope- I'm getting wrinkly like a raisin here
Suga- That's the best thing I've heard in a long time
Rap Monster- How do you even get yourself in that situation, Hobi
J-Hope- I don't know
J-Hope- I big wave came and suddenly I'm
Jimin- I thought that only happens in the movies
Jin- Yoongi you're in the hotel
Suga- And?
Jin- Bring him a pair of shorts so we don't have to sneak a Hoseok in
Suga- Fine
Suga- I'll be taking photos for blackmail purposes first
Suga- Be there in 20
J-Hope- What am I supposed to do before then
V- Swim
Jungkook- No hyung he was just gonna lay out and tan
V- Well I mean he wouldn't get no tan lines this way
Jimin- And I'm sure he'd attract more fans with his body
J-Hope- I'm not going for fame
Jimin- Disappointing
Jungkook- Smh
J-Hope- No it's not!!!
Jungkook- Hope a fish doesn't bite you on the before Yoongi hyung gets to you
J-Hope- Eek!!!!!!!!!
Jin- Stop scaring him you three
Rap Monster- How do have your phone anyway?
J-Hope- It was in my bag
J-Hope- I'm hiding near the coast behind some rocks
Jin- And you didn't think to bring extra clothes
Rap Monster- Forget extra what did you arrive in
J-Hope- I watched a dog pee on my bag...
J-Hope- Today's not my day
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