If Bangtan Were Power Rangers
BTS text messagesJungkook- Hey
Jungkook- Guys
Jungkook- Hey guys
Jungkook- I have a question
V- You mean you're 19 years old and no one's given you the talk yet?
Suga- It's too late in the night for this
Suga- It's been a tiring week
Jimin-It's 4 in the afternoon, haunt
Jin- And it's Wednesday!
Suga- And it's been a long week
Rap Monster- Hobi you give him the talk
J-Hope- Alright
J-Hope- So this starts when a man and woman love each other very much
Jungkook- No!!!!!
Jungkook- Not that!!!!
Jungkook- And I already know that, hyungs
V- You used to be so cute and innocent
Jimin- I wonder what happened
Jungkook- I found the on Namjoon hyung's laptop
Jin- What?
Jin- You let him watch what???
Rap Monster- Hey We agreed that you wouldn't say anything
Rap Monster- And in my defense I didn't let him watch it he found it on his own
V- Okay so we have Namjoon hyungs to blame for Jungkook's loss of innocence
Rap Monster- Don't say it like that
V- Why not?
Rap Monster- He watched not lose his ity
Jimin- Anyway!
Jimin- We've established that Namjoon hyung is a ert a long time ago
Jin- So what is your question, Kookie?
Jungkook- Okay so last night I couldn't sleep so I was thinking if we was power rangers which one would each of us be
Rap Monster- Obviously I'm the red ranger
Jimin- Why?
Jungkook- But I wanna be the red ranger too
Rap Monster- The red ranger is always the leader
Rap Monster- I'm the leader here
Rap Monster- Therefore I would be the red ranger
Suga- You say that but we all know you'd actually be the civilian that always gets into trouble and needs saving
J-Hope- I call the yellow ranger!
J-Hope- Because it matches my bright personality
J-Hope- Yoongi hyung is the black ranger
Suga- Matches my soul
Jin- I'm not being the pink ranger
Jimin- But we need one
Jin- Then you can be it
V- I'm the green ranger
Jimin- Do you have a reason or...?
V- No
V- I just like the color green
Rap Monster- Okay so Tae is the green ranger
J-Hope- So there are 3 people left and only a blue and pink ranger
Jimin- I'm not being pink
Jungkook- Me either
V- So 3 blue rangers?
Rap Monster- No that's silly
Jin- Let's just play rock paper scissors and decide who's the blue or pink ranger
J-Hope- Whoever is left can be our friend that's clueless to our identities
Jungkook- Fine
Jimin- Fine
J-Hope- So is Yoongi hyung still here?
Suga-It depends why
J-Hope-I was just wondering why you wasn't talking much
Suga- I was reading just not replying
V- So who won?
Jungkook- Me :)
Jungkook- I'm the blue ranger. Jimin hyung is the pink ranger. Jin hyung is the clueless friend
Jimin- He's pouting now
V- Don't worry hyung we'd end up risking our lives to you and the world in the season finale
V- You should feel loved
Author's note: I have no idea where I was going with this but I need a nap.
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