Claud: Hey everybody! *greets and bows* 

- empty silence - 

Claud: Why isn't anyone here...? HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO. *echo...echo...echo* 

- silence yet again. (#foreveralone) - 

Claud: Guess I'll just use my awesome authoress powers! *snap fingers* 

- SMTown magically appears! - 

Jessica: Who woke me up?! 

All: *points at Claud* 

Claud: Very helpful, you guys... *glare* 

Jessica: Claud, come here for a second... 

- BOOM BOOM BAMMMMMMM! - 

Jessica: Well, now that the source of irritance is gone, I'm going to go back to sle-

- THUNDER SOUND EFFECTS -  

Claud: Thought you could get rid of me? Not so easy kids, not so easy. I just went to grab your Truth/Dare box! And now... the fun begins! *MUAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHsplutter...* 

Kyuhyun: Epic fail. 

Claud: Shut up. No one needed to know that. Now, moving along. *shakes Truth/Dare box* It seems... that no one left a dare or question for you guys. You guys are too unpopular. 

Changmin: *mutters* More like you are not good enough...

Claud: I heard that. Tch... Maknaes these days...

Leeteuk: Wait... without those dares and truths, it means that we won't have to play this game right? *grins* 

Claud: OF COURSE... not! Obviously, I'm not that nice. So, I'm going to make you guys dare or question each other! Sounds fun? Of course! 

Onew: But we didn't even reply yet... 

Claud: Really? Too bad. Now, take these slips of papers and start writing your dares or questions! 

- write, scribble, write - 

Claud: Ah, now the box seems fuller. Okay first question or dare! 

Name: Yuri 

Truth/Dare: Dare - Minho! Do some aegyo! 

Claud: Woah, hold up. Minho? Doing aegyo? I don't think he can do that. I mean Minho and aegyo don't real-- 

Claud: I... stand corrected. 

Yuri: So... cute! *faints* 

Donghae: Minho... You have been spending too much time with Taemin, haven't you? 

Taemin: Hey! I can be manly. 

Minho: It's okay, Taemin. You don't have to try hard to prove that 'cos we all know you are cu-

Minho: Woah. 

Jaejoong: And this just proves Minho has lost his job as "Flaming Charisma". 

Minho: What? No. I'm cute, and manly. 

Jaejoong: Sorry, honey, but that's my job. 

Yunho: And I'm living witness to that. 

BoA: How...? 

Yunho: Hmm, you see - 

Claud: STOP! Okay, I do not want to know how you were able to find out. Now, on to the next question/dare! 

Name: Changmin 

Dare/Question: Dare - Sooyoung, have a food competition with me! Let's see who's able to eat more! 

Changmin: I CHALLENGE YOU! 

Sooyoung: Challenge accepted. 

Tiiffany: I shall be the emcee then! 

Claud: Along with me, of course. Now, *snaps fingers and loads of bread appears*, whoever pukes first loses! 1, 2, 3 start! 

Changmin: OMNOMNOMNOM 

Tiffany: Changmin is gobbling food down furiously! But what's this?! Sooyoung hasn't even touched her bread! 

Sooyoung: *smirks* I have my ways. 

Changmin: ... BLERGHHHHHHHHHHHH *pukes* 

Tiffany: Changmin has fallen to the wrath of Sooyoung's short tongue aegyo!

Claud: Sooyoung wins!

Changmin: I never thought you were one to cheat, CHOI SOO YOUNG!

Sooyoung: Well you found out now. *bleeeeh*

Claud: Very mature you two. Okay, nexxxxxxxxxxxxxt~!

Name: Eunhyuk

Dare/Question: Dare - Claud! STOP THIS MADNESS NOW.

Eunhyuk: And now everyone, I shall allow you to praise me for my smarts.

Claud: Stop right there anchovy. I never said I was going to agree to that!

Eunhyuk: But it's a dare!

Claud: No can do! I'm the authoress, I get to decide!

Eunkyuk: BUT - 

Siwon: I don't think arguing with her is going to get us anywhere. In times like this, we have to pray.

Claud: Listen to the almighty Siwon, Eunhyuk. Okay, now since I haven't given out any dares yet, and I'm running out of time to write, I shall issue it now! 

Name: Claud

Dare: SMTOWN! DO SOMETHING TO MAKE THE READERS COMMENT THEIR TURTHS/DARES. 

Shindong: You are just doing this 'cos you are too lazy to promote, right? 

Claud: Nonsense! Of course not! Now get on with work! *plops down on cushioned chair* 

Junsu: You obviously are pushing all the work to us. 

Claud: Complains? *glare* 

Yoochun: Junsu! SHUT IT! 

Junsu: Eeps! Your wish is my command! *sweat* 

Sunny: Well... let's get started shall we? ACFAP starts now! 

Yesung: What's that? 

Taeyeon: *shudders* Aegyo calling for a punch... 

Yesung: Why would her aegyo make people punch her? 

Hyoyeon: You'll know soon. 

Jessica: No way. Sunny. Stop.

Sunny: you Please comment your questions for us! 

Jessica: I'm going to puke... 

Yesung: I get it now. 

Sungmin: You guys are exaggerating! It's cute! 

Sooyoung: Not when you hear it every. Single. Day.

Claud: On with the programme people! 

Heechul: Siwon! Show your abs! I bet that will make people comment! 

Siwon: But... 

Claud: Good idea, do it! 

Siwon: Fine... 

Zhoumi: And thousands of fangirls have fainted. 

Sooyoung: *faints* 

Henry: Count one idol in too. 

Claud: Okay! One more person to encourage the readers' participation! 

Jaejoong: Obviously, I will do it. I mean, I'm the best, aren't I? 

Heechul: Earth to Jaejoong! Haven't you heard? Heenim's here! 

Seohyun: Why not you two just do something together? 

Claud: Ah, the only sensible maknae here. 

Amber: Our Krystal is sensible too! 

Victoria: Yeah! 

Claud: Okay, her too. Changmin, Kyuhyun, you should be ashamed of yourselves! 

Kyuhyun: Hey, you can't - 

Heechul & Jaejoong: EVERYBODY SHUSH! THE GODS ARE HERE! 

Jaejoong & Heechul: Please comment, youMuacks ~ *winks* 

Claud: Hot hot hot. Now, as they said, please comment your truths/dares! So you can determine their fate! 

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