“Tell me officer, do I make you weak in the knees?” Taehyung whispered in his ear – voice almost taunting. “Do I make you feel anxious? Do I make your heart… explode?” The lavender haired male took a step back, meeting Jeongguk’s eyes with a sultry stare. “Do I scare you?”

“You’re insane, Kim Taehyung.” Jeongguk said, holding his gaze. “If you actually think you have any effect on me, you’re insane.”

Taehyung smirked, his slender fingers dancing lightly over the buttons of Jeongguk’s freshly ironed uniform. The officer always did look prim and proper, putting Taehyung’s sloppy garments to shame.

 “Well you did just pull me out of a mental facility, silly boy.” Taehyung trailed his fingers across his plush, pink lips – almost as if he was teasing Jeongguk. “But as the Mad Hatter once said: only the best people are insane.”

| Suicide Squad AU! With Taehyung as the male version of Harley Quinn and Jeongguk as his legal guardian AKA sugar daddy (or so Taehyung says) |

Note: okay so i know i haven't updated any of my other stories yet (i'm getting there), but i just saw suicide squad yesterday and i was just itching to write this fic. i dunno if anyone's ever attempted to write a suicide squad au for bts, but yeah here's my take on it. this is just a little teaser. i wanted to change the way i write taehyung's character up a bit, and i think that this story is the best way to do it. i hope you guys will look forward to this story as well!