summary: hyeyeon doesn't know how to progress her love life and nobody is of any help as per usual.

(4:18pm) hyeyeon: BREAKING NEWS EVERYONE

(4:18pm) hyeyeon: guess what!

(4:19pm) soyee: wut?

(4:19pm) hyeyeon: no u have to guess

(4:19pm) haebin: don’t start with the games

(4:19pm) haebin: just tell us

(4:20pm) hyeyeon: don’t be a party pooper

(4:20pm) hyeyeon: guess

(4:21pm) soyee: you got a puppy?

(4:21pm) sally: you passed your driver’s test?

(4:21pm) nayoung: you got that stick out of your ?

(4:21pm) haebin: lol

(4:22pm) hyeyeon: no soyee unnie i didn’t get a puppy (NOT YET BUT I WILL MARK MY WORDS I THINK MY PARENTS ARE CRACKING)

(4:22pm) hyeyeon: i don’t even know how to turn on a car sally unnie

(4:22pm) hyeyeon: and wtf nayoung unnie

(4:22pm) hyeyeon: why do u hate me so much

(4:23pm) nayoung: i don’t hate you

(4:23pm) nayoung: i just strongly do not like you

(4:24pm) mina: hyeyeon got a dog!?

(4:24pm) mina: can i come over to play with it!

(4:24pm) mina: oh nvm i read that wrong

(4:24pm) mina: aw disappointment

(4:25pm) hyeyeon: none of you are even close to guessing right

(4:25pm) haebin: then just tell us

(4:25pm) nayoung: the girl in your last period that you never shut up about acknowledged your existence today

(4:25pm) sally: i can help you learn how to drive if you want hyeyeon

(4:26pm) soyee: you can always come over and play with my dog mina

(4:26pm) soyee: you haven’t come over in awhile. she misses you.

(4:27pm) hyeyeon: N A Y O U N G

(4:27pm) hyeyeon: NAYOUNG

(4:27pm) hyeyeon: oh and no thanks sally unnie i plan on having hana unnie drive me around for the rest of my life

(4:27pm) nayoung: what

(4:28pm) mina: i love your dog soyee unnie but she’s too clingy

(4:28pm) mina: we’re on a break i needed some space

(4:28pm) mina: i still love her it’s nothing personal

(4:28pm) hyeyeon: NAYOUNG U R RIGHT

(4:28pm) hyeyeon: the cute girl in my math class talked to me today

(4:29pm) soyee: that

(4:29pm) soyee: i’m talking about mina dumping my dog not u hyeyeon

(4:29pm) soyee: i’m so happy for you!!

(4:30pm) nayoung: seriously?

(4:31pm) haebin: what cute girl?

(4:31pm) mina: i’m sorry soyee. it’s just the way things have to be.

(4:31pm) mina: omg yes hyeyeon

(4:31pm) mina: lady killer ;) ! i told you she’d talk to you soon enough

(4:32pm) hyeyeon: i’m on cloud 9 right now

(4:32pm) hyeyeon: she’s so pretty and nice and she smells super good

(4:32pm) hyeyeon: i think we really connected today!!!

(4:32pm) sally: yay hyeyeonnie!

(4:33pm) nayoung: damn haebin how do you not know who hyeyeon is talking about?

(4:33pm) nayoung: she writes a five page essay every time the girl so much as breathes

(4:34pm) haebin: i must’ve tuned her out

(4:34pm) haebin: i do that a lot with hyeyeon

(4:34pm) haebin: i do that a lot with all of you actually

(4:35pm) hyeyeon: guys i’m in love

(4:35pm) hyeyeon: i want to marry her

(4:35pm) hyeyeon: i want to cuddle and kiss her

(4:35pm) hyeyeon: i want to have her babies

(4:35pm) hyeyeon: i’d die for her

(4:36pm) soyee: woah that took a turn

(4:36pm) haebin: damn she has you whipped

(4:36pm) nayoung: easy there

(4:37pm) hyeyeon: i really love her what do i do

(4:38pm) soyee: for starters you need to relax

(4:38pm) sally: this kind of devotion doesn’t seem healthy

(4:39pm) mina: you need to kidnap her

(4:39pm) hyeyeon: mina you really think so? will that make her like me?

(4:40pm) haebin: HEY THERE HOLD YOUR HORSES

(4:40pm) nayoung: we’re not in some john green novel can we please be realistic here

(4:40pm) sally: kidnapping is bad! hyeyeonnie don’t do it!

(4:40pm) mina: lol i’m kidding

(4:41pm) mina: yeah hyeyeon don’t kidnap the girl

(4:41pm) mina: that’s probs a solid two on the illegal scale

(4:41pm) soyee: kidnapping is probably an 11 out of 10 on the illegal scale what are you even talking about

(4:41pm) hyeyeon: so what do i do?

(4:41pm) hyeyeon: how do i channel all this love inside of me?

(4:42pm) sally: what did you talk about today?

(4:42pm) hyeyeon: she asked me if she could borrow a pencil.

(4:43pm) nayoung: …

(4:44pm) mina: and ? ?

(4:44pm) soyee: there’s more to that story right

(4:44pm) hyeyeon: no

(4:44pm) haebin: you’re kidding

(4:44pm) haebin: that’s all she said to you

(4:45pm) hyeyeon: yes

(4:45pm) nayoung: i peed my pants

(4:45pm) nayoung: this is so damn funny holy

(4:46pm) haebin: i cant believe this

(4:46pm) mina: omg hyeyeon get a life lmfao this is so sad

(4:46pm) hyeyeon: !

(4:46pm) hyeyeon: she’s never even looked at me before today

(4:46pm) hyeyeon: i’m just happy she knows i exist

(4:46pm) hyeyeon: you guys are so mean ..

(4:46pm) hyeyeon: i’m running away

(4:47pm) sally: hyeyeonnie it’s ok

(4:47pm) hyeyeon: never to return

(4:48pm) soyee: let’s not be dramatic

(4:48pm) hyeyeon: i’ll never speak to u guys ever again

(4:48pm) mina: oh come on hyeyeon

(4:48pm) mina: we’re just kidding

(4:49pm) haebin: well that was a trainwreck

(4:50pm) nayoung: why are teenagers so theatrical

(4:51pm) sally: you’re a teenager too

(4:51pm) nayoung: don’t lump me in with you all

(4:51pm) soyee: hyeyeon?

(4:52pm) haebin: yikes she’s really mad at us

(4:52pm) mina: sorry hyeyeon

(4:52pm) mina: hyeyeon come back!

(4:53pm) mina: hyeyeon you can’t go!

(4:53pm) mina: don’t run away!

(4:53pm) mina: you still owe me seventy-eight cents

(4:53pm) mina: don’t you dare run away with my seventy-eight cents

(4:54pm) soyee: aweee poor thing

(4:54pm) mina: ikr my seventy-eight cents boo hoo

(4:54pm) soyee: no not you

(4:54pm) soyee: poor hyeyeon

(4:54pm) soyee: i feel so bad

(4:55pm) nayoung: welp i’m gonna take a nap

(4:55pm) nayoung: bye yall

(4:56pm) haebin: hyeyeon we’re sorry

(4:56pm) sally: hyeyeon we love you

(4:56pm) sally: we’ll help you get through this just talk to us!

(4:59pm) mimi: what’d i miss?

hyeyeon, hana

(5:05pm) hyeyeon: unnieeee

(5:06pm) hyeyeon: unnie where are you

(5:06pm) hyeyeon: i need you

(5:25pm) hana: sorry me and sejeong just got out of a student council meeting

(5:25pm) hana: what’s wrong what’s up

(5:25pm) hana: is everything alright?

(5:26pm) hyeyeon: unnie how do you know when you’re in love?

(5:26pm) hyeyeon: what are you supposed to do when you’ve fallen for someone?

(5:26pm) hana: oh

(5:26pm) hana: where is this coming from?

(5:27pm) hyeyeon: unnie i think i’m in love

(5:27pm) hyeyeon: she’s all i ever think about

(5:27pm) hyeyeon: i’ve never felt so strongly about anyone else in my life

(5:27pm) hyeyeon: i look forward to seeing her every day

(5:27pm) hyeyeon: she’s my sunshine on a cloudy day

(5:28pm) hana: i knew this was coming

(5:28pm) hana: my girl is growing up

(5:31pm) hyeyeon: unnie?

(5:32pm) hana: i’m sorry i just needed a moment to collect myself

(5:32pm) hana: you and mina have been best friends since kindergarten

(5:32pm) hana: if you think you love her then give it a shot

(5:32pm) hana: don’t run away from your feelings

(5:33pm) hana: don’t fight it just go with the flow

(5:34pm) hyeyeon: unnie i think you’re confused

(5:34pm) hyeyeon: mina?

(5:34pm) hyeyeon: u think i’m in love with mina?

(5:34pm) hyeyeon: kang mina with her smelly feet and annoying tendencies to never share her food? that same mina?

(5:35pm) hana: i ? wait? you don’t have a crush on her?

(5:35pm) hyeyeon: NO WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT

(5:36pm) hana: the two of you seemed so in love i just thought?

(5:36pm) hana: i’m really sorry for assuming

(5:36pm) hana: when i heard mimi and haebin betting on when you two would get together i started to see your relationship in a different light.

(5:36pm) hana: i should have never assumed i really am truly sorry

(5:37pm) hyeyeon: mimi unnie and haebin unnie did what!?

(5:37pm) hana: i’ve since had a talk with them about betting on other people’s personal lives. i apologize on their behalf as well.

(5:38pm) hyeyeon: why would anyone think i have a crush on mina?

(5:39pm) hyeyeon: that makes no sense

(5:40pm) hana: let’s put this all behind us.

(5:41pm) hana: who is it that you like then?

(5:41pm) hyeyeon: the same girl i’ve been talking about since school first started

(5:41pm) hyeyeon: unnie do u even pay attention to me when i talk!

(5:42pm) hana: of course i do sweetie

(5:42pm) hana: her name is jeon somi right

(5:42pm) hana: i just thought that you were confused with your feelings about mina so you were projecting them on to another girl

(5:43pm) hyeyeon: jesus christ

(5:44pm) hana: let’s forget i ever said anything

(5:44pm) hana: let’s start anew

(5:45pm) hyeyeon: u know what unnie i think i’m just going to start on my homework

(5:45pm) hyeyeon: thanks anyway

(5:46pm) hana: of course!

(5:46pm) hana: i’m always here if you need to talk