Day: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wine had: NONE!! I cant,,,,not today,, no wine today

Tequila had: well,,,,itwas mixed???

choclate had: only like some. Today. Im not couhnting since I las wrote

Dear diary ,

iam sorry for forgetting you for solong. I lost you anf now I found you again. Have suspicions daehyun may have read you. He keeps mentioning abs. Ugh must remember to keep an eye on him

noe to self: buy gag

note to self again on the prev note: nvm that sounded kind a nno thank

final note to self: sharpen knives

I noticed I was about to ytell you a funny sstory well eell guess what I dont remember what it was going to be. Sad times. Im sure it was going to be full of my unsctnrollable charm and wit and funny one lines ahahah not tot mention my endless abs.

Ive noticed that jongu has been distubgingly cocky lately like,,,, sayn hes the msot attrctive member of baP????????? be that asit may he shouldnt say it aloud. To my face. I, the undisputed visual of the banddo not deserve this abuse. Will not have my crown taken from me, diary.

Note to self: actually buy crown this time

I must take him down with force. Strike by night. I am the bat.

Ill cut his hair off as he sleeps

ill ruin his look for the carnival comeback JUST YOU WAIT

lmao maybe ill even suggest rattails to the stylists >:)

another thing ive noticed: yongguks shoulders are good go౦ԁ thats ✔ some good right there right✔there ✔✔if i do saү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ O0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good

(note: junhong as been teaching me the mey-meys so imhip with the kids :P however many of these meymeys were of frogs,ad I worry we may have distrbed him somehow as a child when we got rid of his pet. . . )

al ths noticin diary, you know what thatis???? keen eyes. Of a hawk. I have so many amazing and good wualities about me aaaanddd im disresected all the time . Disgusting . Im glad I found you again diay, its been hard coping all by my lonesome self :'(
chat soon xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

hopsand dreams : regain status through cunning use of scissors as always and forever EMPRROR of visuals wow perfect me go himchan

xoxo himchan <3