DAY 12? Myab? I shoulda used dates instead of numbers this was a bad idea

glases of win: 3 4 5

chocolate: non

sweeets: like ½ a bag it doesnt count

Dear Diary

Sigh if you like someones selfie that means they gotta rlaise u love them right??? I mean like evryone elses selfies bc im a good hyung and I wanna show im supportive and care abt them but whn I like yongguks selfies he sgotta know im doing it bc I thnk hes super hot right??? right???gh hes so dense when will he understand im hitting on him doesnt he relise that my friednly behaviour and generally good attitude to himmeans I want him to throw me against a wall and me until I cant see?honstly diarty he canbe so dense sometimes.

Hanyways I got some new clothes and i look super greta in them. They cover my supe hot body nicely bc lets be honest diary I hav so many abs and pecs and biceps and tricept tha tno one would be able to hanld.e im too y for the masses s i g h theyre not ready for my immense beauties. I do so much exersise and working out and being amazing that my muscles r literally bulging from my sweaters. My thighs arent soft ok theyre 10000000%%% muscles!!!!!!!

tday youngjae tried to insinitate that I wasnt as muscular and strong as I am he was all like

“hey hyung youre looking soft here also wow ur eyes are so beautiful did I ever tell u that?”

and I was lile “um no thats not soft thats just relaxed ABS okay imjust not tensed okay also yesi kn my eyes are so pretty you wish you were this ttracive”

and he was like “ah yeah hyung youre so attractive and cool in wish I was you”

even junhongie was amazed and enthralled by my pure beauties. True story. Every day I wake up and my dongsaengs are so amazed by my eternal grace and elegance they donte even know how they got this blessed tbh.

Anyway diary im gonnasee if yongguk will ever understnd my felings sigh its a hrd route being the prettiest and people not owing you love the sigh.

Till next time

xoxo hicmhan :)

ps homes and dreams : yonguk loveme please plea do tat thanks also instargam let himknow its not alike button its a LOVOOOVE button