3/15 - vmin: “just jam your knee right up my crotch. this is fine”

cuddling in bed with jimin (as usual), taehyung felt a sharp pain to his groin. the hurt was so great, he felt tears forming in his eyes. he was closing his eyes in pain, and he squinted to see that jimin's ing knee was annihilating his manhood (and not in the good way). how could he not know that he is murdering my ? taehyung thought in agony. 

"yeah, just jam your knee right up my crotch. thist is fine," taehyung stated sarcastically. 

jimin's leg moved away from him, and taehyung breathed a sigh of relief. 

"i'm so sorry! i didn't know that my leg was on your groin!" jimin said apologetically. 

"should i kiss it better?" jimin winked at taehyung and taehyung's face heated up before squeaking out, "n-no! i-i'm okay! i'll j-just leave to," taehyung paused to think, "check my injuries, yeah." and with that, he ran away in the bathroom, with jimin cackling madly at his boyfriend's actions.