This is just an assembly of cute ideas and short stories that crossed my mind when written the main plot

Note: since I even easily confuse myself with my writing style, the stories are NOT consecutive in time.

The choice of titles might look... weird to some (but I am weird by nature, so what can I do XD

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A first date is always stressful,

especially one surrounded by your members giving unwanted illicit advices and critisms, 

from Wonho following him around, insisting on picking his outfit to Hyungwon making fun of the amount of gel in his hair,

even their youngest couldn't seem to contain the excitment in his voice,

"We won't mind if you don't come back to the dorm tonight" winked I.M towards his hyung which was returned with a harsh slap on the back by their leader.

"None of those inappropriate advances, DO YOU HEAR ME LEE MINHYUK!" yelled Kihyun acting like a mother figure next to the father figure Shownu now chasing after their maknae.

Minhyuk groaned, did he really seemed that naive to do anything to Jeonghan on a first date?

When he finally reached Seventeen's dorm,

he was greeted with Seungcheol suspiciously looking at him, scanning him from head to toe, before slowing removing his feet to let their guest in, letting him know that Jeonghan would be there any seconds, but first, he had a few questions in minds.

It started with simple ones, like the where they were going, when would they be back, which Minhyuk strongly doubted that he already knew the answers from Jeonghan. Then it turned towards a weird direction of how many people he dated before, how far did he go with those people, and other akwardly specific things.

Luckily, Jeonghan came out his room just in time, as his mouth was on the edge of cracking from dryness, 

"Stop sounding like a maniac father letting his daughter going on a date for the first time" Seungkwan sassily commented from the back. 

As the couple walked up to the door with the other twelve members following after them like they were some kind disciples following their prophet, Seungcheol persevered in his warnings:

"Don't do anything inappropriate to our Jeonghan!"

why does it sond so familiar, Minhyuk sacarstically thought to himself, yet still politely agreed and defended the purity of his love towards their angel. 

Yet, S.Coups' suspicion didn't stop there, he eventually yelled out: 

"Swear on it" branding a wodden cross to the latter's face, probably stolen from Joshua. 

Jihoon couldn't take all these idiocies anymore roughly dragged their leader back inside while Vernon pushed the couple outside and shouted:

"Run Juliet, Run!"

"Come back at 11PM exact, you hear me! Not one second more!" Seungcheol voice resonating from inside into the hallway. 

"Yes, appa" Jeonghan tired replied, before tightly linking his arm to his now boyfriend's and sweetly said "Shall we go, Romeo?".

Minhyuk never had any weird , especially not cosplay.

That view completed shifted when that high school unifrom fitted so well on Jeonghan who wore it for the promotion of Mansae,

In his wildest fantasies, the delicate looking boy was a high schooler that would most likely be popular and exceed in his studies, that against all expectation has fallen in love with some bad boy (AKA him) of another school.

He never told Jeonghan any of this, until one day, during their usual cuddling session in one of the empty waiting rooms between music shows,

Minhyuk started out of nowhere with Jeonghan sitting on his lap:

"Call me hyung."

Now used to his boyfriend's unpredictable absurd ideas, Jeonghan asked casually "Why that all of a sudden?" fingers busy taping the keyboard of his phone without sparing him a glance.

“Nothing, it is just you look a little too good in that uniform” Minhyuk bited his lips suggestively the latter's arms lovingly

This reply successfully captured back the younger's attention, with his mouth half open in shock, Jeonghan mumbled:

"Don’t tell me you are you thinking of some role playing" 

Minhyuk simply smiled his usual warm and attractive smile, and continued:

"Or better, call me sunbaenim!" he shook the long haired boy in his arms enthusiatically "oh come on, Jeonghanie, pretty pretty please?"

Jeonghan rolled his eyes, then lighted up his expression with a dreamy eye smile and started with a sweet voice making the elder feels like melting:

"Minhyuk sunbaenim, would you let me go before I'll let your teacher also know as Shownu hyung learn that you are messing with me again?"

“Not before you kisse-” A abruptly hand landed on the back of his head before Minhyuk could finish, and his leader was standing there, eyes in fire, 

dragging Jeonghan's whining boyfriend out of the room. 

Once alone, Seventeen's angel grumbled to himself: 

"Why do I feel like I am dating an ajhusshi with strange quirks sometime?" 

Yet the curve on his lips exposed his little white lie. 

Instagram, Twitter, all SNS have became a tool to follow the activities and most importantly save some pictures of his beloved one, 

he even joined a few less known fansites just to uncover some well-hidden gems 

It almost reached a sasaeng level of stalking as criticized by Kihyun. 

When they finally went official, Minhyuk had to sadly erase all trace of his hard works that could potentially creep out his new lover,

one day as Jeonghan was playing with his phone, the long haired boy asked out of nowhere:

"Why did you delete my photos?"

Minhyuk's heart almost stopped at that comment, before difficultly articulating a question:

"...How did you know?"