Get Food

You can’t help but feel totally worthless and sad. At times like these, there’s only one thing to do. Eat. Duh.

What do you mean call up your hot male childhood friend to consult you? That’s in the other option. You missed your chance. What a shame. Such a shame. Who can understand your pain? FOOD.

You picked the right option after all.

Good thing you’re in the center of the mall. Right next to the food court. You observe the fast food franchises. What’s on the menu? Well, there’s fried chicken, salad, and some sketchy looking Mexican food. You crinkle your nose at the severe lack of food options. Maybe you should just go home.

You hear a loud rumbling noise.

I-Is there an earthquake?

Oh. It was just your stomach. Nevermind, everyone. False alarm.

HOW QUIRKY AND UNPREDICTABLE CAN YOU GET, HA HA HA.

No. Really though, enough snide comments to yourself, you’re starving.

Where do you eat?

Kentucky Fried Chicken #TuesdaySpecial

Salad Bar #Vegan #Salad #Leaf #GreenStuff

Sketchy place that sells questionably safe to consume goods which some-what resemble Mexican food. You think that’s probably a taco? That’s maybe supposed to be Chili?