People always say that romantic movies and love stories were too over the top and filled with wonky coincidences that they couldn't possibly apply to real life.

And they're right.

Jihoon's life isn't a love story and if it was, then he wasn't it's protagonist-- Doyoon was. Because it's Doyoon who had Seungcheol's arms around him, the one who gets to wake up to his smiles and sad looking pancakes, the one who gets to cheesily shout out his love with Seungcheol in the middle of Namsan bridge, the one who is The One for Seungcheol-- and Jihoon can list all the stereotypical, disgustingly sweet things that they could be doing as they drowned in their cloying love but unfortunately he'd just retched on one of the cleaning staff at the theater and it's getting a bit hard to breathe through the puke clogging his throat.

A/N: I honestly hate myself for writing this. The premise is so cliche and I don't even know how to write Doyoon properly like ???? But it wrote itself so, mansae for more Seventeen!!!!