Warning: Do not take the content too seriously. If you are sensitive to and/or easily offended, please don't continue. Profanities will be used.every chapter. If ever any of the contents come across as similar to other crackfics out there, that is purely coincidental. I do not and would never intend to steall people's hardwork.

CRACKAF. NO SOLID PLOT. AUTHOR'S HIGH EVERY TIME. IDK WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE.

BARE WITH ME PLEASE IF I'M TAKING TOO MUCH OF YOUR TIME, I'M GONNA MARRY YOUR DAUGHTER, AND MAKE HER MY W-- OKNO WTF.

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