A/N: Okay I'm back and again this chapter ended up too big but I couldn't cut down anymore, it was beginning to drag... urgh I have to write another chapter before midnight, god give me the strength. Happy TaeTae Day Everyone!! Our V is no longer a teen (International age) it's okay in my heart he's twenteen (what...)

 

 

Listening to:

黄子韬 (Huang Zitao) - Alone 빅스 (VIXX) - 대.다.나.다.너 (GR8U) 원해 (WANT IT) feat. (천재노창 & 비프리) Love Line - 효린, 범키, 주영 (Hyolyn, Bumkey, Jooyoung) Luv Me - AOA

 

Warning: Suggestive Language, Innaproprite Language.

 

Warning: Read the previous chapter before this one to refresh your memory ^^*

 

 

 

Park Chimchim’s Private Chat Part II

 

 

 

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Jihope-Is-Real<3:  Now, now chim. Let’s not be rash here…

 

 

Jihope-Is-Real<3: There are much more important matter’s at hand here, like the main purpose of the chat.

 

 

The-Idiot: I’m listening… with every possible social media open and a screenshot of your confession.

 

 

Jungkook’s-: Post it! The fans will take us to EXO. There’s not enough drama these days.

 

 

95line-Vmin: True dat.

 

 

Yoonmin-Is-Cuter: Why is this idiot talking as if he’s even close with EXO?

 

 

The-Idiot: Wow, Min Yoongi (hyung) out of all people, I never expected you to j-trash me like this.

 

 

Yoonmin-Is-Cuter: I’ve moved on Chim…

 

 

The-Idiot: I’m melancholic…

 

 

95line-Vmin: I’m a melon.

 

 

Jungkook’s-: ^^The real idiot. ^^No hard feelings hyung.

 

 

95line-Vmin: *Makes Blender Noise* Okay.

 

 

Kim-‘Min’-Seok: Like… so are we going to get to the point of this or are we going to mope about non-existent relationships…

 

 

Jihope-Is-Real<3: Fine~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

 

Jihope-Is-Real<3: The reason why I made this is simply because; I’m tired of this .

 

 

95line-Vmin: What?

 

 

Jihope-Is-Real<3: Park Jimin is an Idiot.

 

 

Jungkook’s-: Pretty much

 

 

Yoonmin-Is-Cuter: Valid.

 

 

The-Idiot: Hey!

 

 

Jihope-Is-Real<3: Kim Namjoon is an Airhead.

 

 

The-Idiot: Hey!

 

 

Kim-‘Min’-Seok: Oh, I get it…

 

 

95line-Vmin: Hello Xiumin sunbae-nim.

 

 

Kim-‘Min’-Seok: off.

 

 

Jihope-Is-Real<3: How is it so hard for someone to pull someone to the side give him a mind-blowing and say ‘Hey, I really really like you’

 

 

Jungkook’s-:  Take us to church!

 

 

95line-Vmin: Hallelujah, Preach my brother!

 

 

Kim-‘Min’-Seok: Amen.

 

 

Yoonmin-Is-Cuter: Damn straight.

 

 

Kim-‘Min’-Seok: ^^Why? You ruined it. You just had to curse.

 

 

Yoonmin-Is-Cuter: Oh well, life just bite you in the didn’t it?

 

 

Kim-‘Min’-Seok: -.-

 

 

The-Idiot: Fair enough, but do you really think that’s an appropriate way to confess to someone.

 

 

Jihope-Is-Real<3: It’s perfect; they’ll be so emotional after that , the chance of rejection is almost nil.

 

 

Jungkook’s-:  Why wouldn’t it work?

 

 

Jihope-Is-Real<3: Is there something you’re not telling us Kookie?

 

 

Jungkook’s-:  No…

 

 

95line-Vmin: >.>

 

 

The-Idiot: >.>

 

 

Kim-‘Min’-Seok:  BOY~~ YOU’D BETTER PRAY I DON’T FIND OUT!

 

 

The-Idiot: Okay~~~ moving on.

 

 

95line-Vmin: Well to be honest, it’s better than tying me up and taking cringe-worthy selfies with Namjoon hyung.

 

 

Kim-‘Min’-Seok: My goodness is that what you were doing.

 

 

The-Idiot: Well yeah… what did you think?

 

 

Yoonmin-Is-Cuter: ing Idiot.

 

 

The-Idiot: Ouch.

 

 

Jihope-Is-Real<3: To think I thought you had the brain capacity to pull an amazing stunt and get Namjoon to screw you in front of V

 

 

The-Idiot: Is that what I have to do…? I mean I can but... Omg.

 

 

The-Idiot: *^^*

 

 

Jihope-Is-Real<3: Well duh…? That smart obviously can’t see that you like him with your lame attempts… so step it up a notch…a big notch.

 

 

The-Idiot: Okay… So how would you suggest I confess to him?

 

 

Jihope-Is-Real<3: I already gave a method, anyone else? Jin hyung?

 

 

Kim-‘Min’-Seok: Just tell him ‘honestly’ how you feel, he's smart enough to get it.

 

 

The-Idiot: Noted.

 

 

Jihope-Is-Real<3: Urgh talk about anti-climactic.

 

 

Kim-‘Min’-Seok: Well sorry I don’t go around choking on Hoseok.

 

 

Yoonmin-Is-Cuter: How refreshing. Today’s a good day.

 

 

95line-Vmin: Seokjin 185045637593, Hoseok 0

 

 

Jungkook’s-:  Ooh burn… you pissed Jin hyung off. HA.

 

 

The-Idiot: Lol.

 

 

Jihope-Is-Real<3: Ouch hyung.

 

 

Kim-‘Min’-Seok: Shut up, I’m still pissed at you.

 

 

The-Idiot: Yoongi hyung, tips?

 

 

Yoonmin-Is-Cuter: Why would I give you tips…?

 

 

The-Idiot: (._. )

 

 

Yoonmin-Is-Cuter: Nah I’m kidding, don’t do that face.

 

 

Yoonmin-Is-Cuter: I'd love to see you roughen him up, curse him or hit him if you have too. You have to call him a ‘ing idiot’ no backing out.

 

 

Kim-‘Min’-Seok: Sadist alert.

 

 

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