A/N: Hey, I'm back with another update, how have been? I’ve realised that my updates are just becoming longer and longer, I apologise, I don’t intend to make it long to read, it just happens. I do try to shorten them but it leaves it loose ended and I don’t really like that. Again, I still haven’t managed to incorporate the bit I’ve been trying to do but oh well and before anyone asks, ‘Did Jimin end up getting help in the end?’ the answer is ‘No. Bangtan is useless like that.’ But we love them really. I was meaning to update a couple of days ago but I didn’t quite like it enough, but it's good now. That bit at the end came to me on a whim but yeah, I like it too. *^-^*

 

Listening to:

DEAN ft. Gaeko (개코) – D (Half Moon) DEAN – 21 DEAN – Bonnie & Clyde DEAN – 어때 (Outro) Crush (크러쉬) ft. Gaeko (개코) – Hug Me

Just do yourself a favour and get acquainted with DEAN and his albums, he’s hot, his voice is fire and his music is lit <-- See what I did there… I’m trash don’t mind me. Whilst you’re at it check out Crush, you’ll totally have a ‘crush’ on him <-- …and she’s at it again… I’m going to stop now. I hate puns.

 

Warnings: Suggestive language, Innappropriate language, slight other group mentions. (I don’t even know why I do this, you should know me by now)

 

 

 

  J-Hope’s Emergency and the aftermath of the B.A.P dorm visit.

 

 

----28/01/16----

 

(Mrs. Baozi, RM, Yoongs, Kook, Jinnie, JM and VVV have joined the chat)

 

 

--> Mrs. Baozi is online

--> JM is online

--> VVV is online

--> Kook is online

--> Yoongs is online

 

Kook: dammit, I come online for a minute; just a minute and you start this.

 

VVV: My hour of peace… gone in the blink of an eye.

 

Mrs. Baozi: This is an emergency… like seriously, I’m not even taking the piss.

 

Yoongs: What did you catch an STD?

 

Mrs. Baozi: I don’t even know whether I should be offended or in shock.

 

Yoongs: My question is valid.

 

Mrs. Baozi: As is your deficiency in height

 

Yoongs:  Just as well as my middle finger.

 

Mrs. Baozi: Touché

 

VVV: Then are you pregnant?

 

Kook: … Well… I’m might just go offline…

 

Mrs. Baozi: But… why?

 

JM: Taehyung-ah, you okay up there…

 

VVV: It’s a question; you said it was a ‘Serious’, ‘Emergency’

 

Mrs. Baozi: I’m a man.

 

Yoongs: Sometimes, I hate this group, this is that time. You berate my height but look at this , at least my statement was ing valid.

 

Mrs. Baozi: Oh, shut up, you grumpy oaf. It’s none of those.

 

JM: Then what is it?

 

Mrs. Baozi: Where the is the food?

 

VVV: Oh ~~ this is serious…

 

Mrs. Baozi: That’s exactly what I’m saying… I swear to god Seokjin hyung was cooking.

 

Yoongs: The , you trying to tell me I’m heading back to a house with no food…

 

VVV: , this is no joke… the kitchen is a clean as a baby’s bottom and there’s no food.

 

Yoongs: you people; I’m getting a take out.

 

JM: Yoongi hyung, Namjoon hyung said join us…

 

Mrs. Baozi: Has he lost the ability to speak for himself.

 

Jimin: Namjoon said to ‘kindly off’.

 

Mrs. Baozi: Rude gentleman.

 

VVV: He’s giving Jimin twice the presence he needs, yet he’s still invisible.

 

Jimin: ^^Thanks, you keep choking on .

 

Kook: Lol

 

JM: So, Gramps he said join us…and I said no… what’s your decision?

 

Yoongs: Hmm… he’s paying right?

 

Mrs. Baozi: Haha… Jimin’s technically saying, ‘show your and I’ll cut you…’

 

Kook: ‘…Ruin my date; I’ll ruin your life’

 

VVV: ‘Three’s a crowd, get your own boyfriend’

 

Jimin: We’re a smart group after all…

 

Mrs. Baozi: Park Jimin you’re the only one who holds us back…

 

Jimin:  ^^ As do your drawings…

 

Kook: LMAO

 

VVV: Savage

 

Mrs. Baozi: Ouch, do we have to go that far…?

 

Jimin: You started it.

 

Yoongs: Because you said that, I’m going to show up.

 

Jimin: At your own risk.

 

 

--> Jin is online

 

 

Jin: Okay… So apparently, you can’t have words with Bang Yongguk.

 

Kook: Haha, Lol.

 

JM: What a surprise…

 

VVV: What happened?

 

 Mrs. Baozi: Where did you put the food hyung…? WE’RE STARVING!

 

Jin: We took it to the B.A.P dorm.

 

Mrs. Baozi: Excuse me… YOU WHAT!

 

Jin: Jeon Jungkook this isn’t funny.

 

Kook: Of course it isn’t… we are all very traumatised by the issue.

 

VVV: Omg, what the happened?

 

Jin: Oh, shut up, this is entirely your fault.

 

JM: You didn’t actually go start a war over there did you?

 

Kook: War… hahahahaha… war… funny hyung, very funny.

 

VVV: O.o

 

Jin: YAH!

 

Kook: I mean thank you mother. It’s all solved now.

 

Jin: Yeah it’d better be you little .

 

Yoongs: Oh c’mon, we’re getting tired of the filtered talking, someone tell me that you recorded the damn fight. We need the laughter.

 

Kook: What fight?

 

Yoongs: ¬_¬

 

Mrs. Baozi: I’m sorry but why is no one concerned THAT THERE IS NO DAMN FOOD IN THE ING HOUSE.

 

VVV: Guys, I’m scared… Hopey hyung looks like he could kill for food.

 

Yoongs: for you, and probably Bang PD-nim. Your replacement will cost a fortune.

 

JM: Daehyun and Baekhyun’s net worth are probably through the roof.

 

VVV: ¬_¬

 

Kook: Don’t worry, we’re bringing back food.

 

Jin:  The only fight I recall was trying to drag our maknae’s out of that dorm. Jesus I haven’t seen him that since he was born.

 

Mrs. Baozi: Yay!

 

Mrs. Baozi: OH SNAP! WHAT NUD