A/N: Oh my god it's almost three in the morning and my head is bursting. So, I started writing this chapter yesterday in intention of it being a filler; that I had written into my phone a couple months prior, considering I haven’t updated in a while yet it turned into a chapter and I didn’t even get to write the bit which was on my phone but, oh well, maybe the next chapter. Chances of grammatical errors and spelling are very high, since I'm half asleep right now

 

Listening to: I’ll do this in the morning… I’m so exhausted, I don’t even know what I am doing. 

 

Warnings: Inappropriate language, Suggestive Language. No Namjoon this chapter.

 

 

 

  Jimin Needs Help and BTS to the rescue… or not…

 

 

 

----28/01/16----

 

(Mrs. Baozi, RM, Sugaman, Golden-Maknae, Jinnie, JM and Tae-Hyung have joined the chat)

 

 

 

--> JM is online

--> Tae-Hyung is online

--> Mrs. Baozi is online

--> Golden-Maknae is online

--> Jinnie is online

--> Sugaman is online

 

 

Mrs. Baozi: Omg please no… god we were doing so well without this .

 

Tae-Hyung: Hyung! Why did you say something now he knows we aren’t doing .

 

Jinnie: Well it’s a bit obvious with you all lounging over the sofa.

 

Tae-Hyung: We just came back from practice; it’s 7 pm. What do you want from us?

 

Jinnie: I’m making dinner. You could help me cook.

 

Golden-Maknae: Are you really sure about that?

 

Tae-Hyung: Kookie and I, are a 1+1 package.

 

Jinnie: On second thought… I think I can cope alone.

 

Golden-Maknae: Suits you… your missing out on a bad ‘Sous Chef’.

 

Tae-Hyung: More TV for us

 

Sugaman: Unlike you lazy ers, I’m actually working.

 

Mrs. Baozi: Yeah right. On that mixtape or your ?

 

Sugaman: Both, and what?

 

Golden-Maknae: O.O

 

 Tae-Hyung: Well that escalated quickly.

 

Mrs. Baozi: Dirty bastard.

 

JM: GUYS I NEED HELP!

 

Sugaman: The bastard is finally here.

 

JM: //Flips middle finger

 

Jinnie: Oh god, what did you do this time?

 

Jinnie: Please tell me you didn’t recklessly join another dance competition and have 100 men after your again.

 

JM: I didn’t…

 

Jinnie: I TOLD YOU TO STOP DOING THE Y AND TURNING PEOPLE INTO YOONGI, I LITERALLY CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW, MAMA’S NOT READY FOR WHIPPING AGAIN.

 

Sugaman: Absolute killer.

 

Mrs. Baozi: Pahahaha…lmao…‘Yoongi’

 

Golden-Maknae: Jin hyung wins

 

Jinnie: I SWEAR TO GOD PARK JIMIN, YOU’D BETTER HOPE THAT NAMJOON SAVES YOUR THIS TIME.

 

JM: It’s not that, I just need help.

 

Mrs. Baozi: God dammit Chim, I’m not helping you with that for Namjoon anymore ask Tae.

 

JM:  I didn’t do anything…

 

JM: It’s not that

 

Tae-Hyung: What’s ‘’? Is that an ice cream flavour because I only like vanilla.

 

Mrs. Baozi: ¬_¬

 

Golden-maknae: ¬_¬

 

JM: ¬_¬

 

Tae-Hyung: (  ._.)

 

JM: Anyways it’s not that either… For that, I’ve got tricks up my sleeve.

 

Sugaman: ^^I swear to god if those ‘tricks’ involve our shower or our workroom, I will ing kill you on the spot, main dancer or not.

 

Jinnie: I won’t allow any form of violence in this group without valid reason.

 

JM: I think it’s best I don’t answer that then.

 

Sugaman: PARK JIMIN YOU DID NOT LET NAMJOON YOU ON MY CHAIR.

 

Golden-Maknae: I betting £10 they did.

 

Tae-Hyung: Accepted.

 

JM: I DID NOT

 

Sugaman: -________- You better not have.

 

Mrs. Baozi: It was on the desk wasn’t it?

 

JM: So… what I was saying is, I need help?

 

Mrs. Baozi: I knew it. This can’t lie to save his .

 

Sugaman: PARK -ING-- JIMIN… I SEE YOU NEAR MY WORKROOM AGAIN AND I’LL CASTERATE THAT BOYFRIEND OF YOURS.

 

JM: HYUNG IT WAS LIKE ONCE… or twice… maybe more, AND WE CLEANED UP SO THAT COUNTS FOR SOMETHING.

 

JM: Both Namjoon and I need his . Don’t be heartless. Shave his hair or something, it wouldn’t be the worst hairstyle he’s had.

 

Sugaman: Listen to me clearly you asswipe. ‘Heartless’ is my middle name and I’m ing serious, come near the workroom and I won’t hesitate to permanently destroy your life.

 

JM: //Pouts. Yoongi hyung~~~~~ Min Yoongi-nim~~~~~ Jiminie’s favourite hyung~~~~~ Forgive me~~~ ^^*

 

Sugaman: No.

 

JM: Urgh~~ whatever you grumpy old bastard. That room has seen more than Taehyung’s entire life has and that’s saying something.

 

Tae-Hyung: ^^ //Coughs// Shut the up //Coughs//

 

Sugaman: I’m planning mass murder.

 

Mrs. Baozi: Like that wasn’t your life goal anyway.

 

Tae-Hyung: Anyway~~~~ ‘ better have