when life gives you lemons, you send them on a reality rehab.   Yoongi does yoga, Taehyung talks to goats, Jungkook falls asleep in trees and Jimin converts to an universal philosophy. Hoseok screams japanese rock songs, Seokjin is addicted to Starbucks and Namjoon couldn't care less. And who was the idiot to send them to the abandoned island?

In which Taehyung keeps dozing off on the roof, Hoseok won’t stop screaming about some muggle-band called SNSD, Namjoon misses half of his classes and Yoongi can’t get their attention for long enough to explain that no, he isn’t actually cold and heartless, he just likes boys.

      That time Bangtan mistook someone and almost got sued for kidnapping.      

  All Joonmyeon wanted to, was quietly starting up a newspaper. What he didn't expect was the eleven idiots he would be hiring. Now he has his hands full with keeping them from destroying everything rather than actually writing articles like he wanted to, having a mental breakdown every now and then.

Jimin locks himself in his room after a tragic loss, and Taehyung decides his mourning is becoming ridiculous.  He proceeds to drag Jimin out to help him get over it, though the latter plans to sulk the whole night anyways (luckily things never go Jimin's way).