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All Joonmyeon wanted to, was quietly starting up a newspaper.
What he didn't expect was the eleven idiots he would be hiring. Now he has his hands full with keeping them from destroying everything rather than actually writing articles like he wanted to, having a mental breakdown every now and then.
Kim Joonmyeon: Editor-in-Chief, boss Kris Wu: Assistant Editor-in-Chief, Fashion Scene Luhan: Sports coverage Kim Minseok: editing the sports coverage Luhan writes Zhang Yixing: International coverage Park Chanyeol: Domestic coverage Kim Jongdae: Customer Service Huang Zitao: Economy Do Kyungsoo: Opinions Byun Baekhyun: On-field reporter Oh Sehun: Culture Kim Jongin: webmaster/youth culture |
What could possibly go wrong?
Two years ago, Kim Joonmyeon decided he wanted to start up a new newspaper. He got his best friend Kris along, and they started publishing from the basement of a building in the middle of Seoul. It was a rather small paper, but it grew unexpectedly fast and soon Joonmyeon realized he had to hire new employees. Kris, being responsible for the budget of the newspaper eventually came to hire ten people who were willing to work for minimum wage, because obviously he wasn’t hiring some professional journalists who knew how much they should be paid. Then again he also kept his ten employees as unpaid interns for a year but that’s another story. And with the hiring of these ten people, all of Joonmyeon’s troubles began. |
Foreword
You can see the full HD-picture of the coverpage here (featuring a questionable article by Zhang Yixing and some rather friendly paragraphs from Joonmyeon).
I played around making newspaper-pages for a little too long. I came up with this when I was in a class supposed to make a school newspaper but everyone acted like idiots and nothing was ever done. This is only an idea so far though, so I don't know if I'll make it into a story (unless it gains attention, which I don't expect).
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