exo fanfic gems plus other fandom pearls

A case of dyed pink hair, an argument with la madre, and a freak encounter with an EXO member in the park after being hit in the head by a plate find Leigh Lee on a plane to Seoul the next day, with little recollection of how she got there and EXO's maknae intent on calling her hyung.  She's also clutching Luhan's passport, missing her own, and widely mistaken for the second oldest boy in the group when she doesn't speak a word of Chinese.  And to make matters worse