Donghae has a new phone. Hyukjae finds himself the receiver of many strange and frustrating messages.  The autocorrect is strong in this one.   I blame Vic_aino and her "brother shower

  Donghae thinks he might just be able to push the button on his chest to make it glow and then fly around over the heads of all the non flying people down below, swooping down like a true superhero to solve any crimes he happens to see. ‘I am Iron Man.’ He whispers under his mask.  

Hyukjae needs to buy a pilates ball and not just any old pilates ball. Donghae helps... sort of.        Inspired by a pic I found it on 9gag.

  I'm not sure what possessed me. But here I am high on sugar, tired, supposed to be asleep but instead writing an epically weird oneshot inspired by bananas