Subject: Welcome! Hey, this is Kim Joonmyun, just checking in to see how you’ve been doing!  

“You shouldn’t keep leading him on, you know,” Kibum says. “Who, Jinki Oppa?” you ask in mild panic. Kibum scoffs. “No, you idiot. Jonghyun doesn’t know whether you’re in love with him or not.”  .college au.

“Jongin got constipated once after eating nothing but rice and samgyeopsal and protein shakes for two weeks straight,” she says unhelpfully, and takes a drink of her own beer. Zitao nods sagely like she’s just confessed her deepest insecurities to him. Kai/OC

when i met my guardian angel, i was dead and lying on the grimy floor of a gas station bathroom. sehun/oc, mild kai/oc

Because you’re the maknae of a veteran SM girl group, and you can’t help but to be interested in the new kids.

Luhan quirks an eyebrow. “I’ll be coming back to visit, you know that, right?”

You can't stay away from your jerk of a boyfriend, and Junmyeon can't stay away from a girl that's not his.