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From: [email protected]

Subject: policy change

Due to recent events which have transpired on this floor, employees are NOT allowed to drink during office hours. If I or anybody else suspects an employee of drinking during office hours, they will promptly be removed from the facilities and sent home. Luhan, I’m not being racist against Chinese people when I tell you to put away your flask. I know there’s vodka in there, and not Kool-Aid, as you claim it is.