The Eventual Heat Death of the Universe, or: How Not To Be a Loser 101

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“Jongin got constipated once after eating nothing but rice and samgyeopsal and protein shakes for two weeks straight,” she says unhelpfully, and takes a drink of her own beer. Zitao nods sagely like she’s just confessed her deepest insecurities to him. Kai/OC

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gestaltshouts #1
this is an awesome story! laughed and cried along with the plot!! Love it :)
Serene #2
Chapter 2: Aww this was super cute in a funny way. Although, the science totally flew over my head and certain new York bits were off.
keuraewolf #3
Chapter 2: I love this story! ♡♥♡♥ And he proposed~ Awww ><
hoinseok #4
Chapter 2: This was just perfect in every way possible. Realistic (somewhat) and cute in that non-fluff kinda way. One of my favourite one-shots. The epilogue just topped it off. *round of applause*
ohmysupergirl #5
Chapter 1: Awww super cute but I think it repeats about four times
ShawolMBLFT #6
Chapter 1: Lolololol every time Tao had a part I couldn't stop laughing like , especially at the end when he was all like,"Our boyfriends are so stupid."
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