I have been distant and unable to write and update my stories for a very long time. So what happens when my muses get tired of it and decide to pay a little visit? Muses: DBSK, SUPER JUNIOR, SEVERUS SNAPE, LUCIUS MALFOY AND OTHERS. Warnings: Crack, Self Insert, more Crack. Sounds boring, but trust me, this is what has been going in my head for the past few months.  I do not own any character\person in this fic. If I did though, I wouldn't be here writing about

"Yunho?" "Hmm? What is it Jae?" he asked his lover, softly caressing his white silky cheek. "Who do you love more? Me? or the Harry Potter series?" He stared surprised. What a silly question! "That's a really idiotic question Jae. Of course I love-"