Woman where r u.

Coming home soon.

Busy af rn, i'll text u later.

U SAID THAT THREE HRS AGO!!!

bye.

I will mess up everything in the kitchen if you don't get home soon.

uhm, no you not.

STAY AWAY FROM THE KTICHEN BRAT.

DONT LEAVE ME ON READ PUNK. I WILL END YOU.

Yoongi, I ing swear I will tear you limb from limb.

I'm no genius but I think you have to be physically present to do any of that.

when are you coming today, i think i'm about to starve to death.😾😾

I'm already on my way over. Made you the porridge that you enjoyed. Added a bit more meat in it too since you were whining like a baby that there wasn't enough last time. 

Anything wifey makes is delicious hehe! And for the record, I did not whine!

Why are you like this today???

Whachu mean? like what? Also, can you send me a selfie for the time being bc yOU Are TaKiNg TOO LONG. Are you wearing something y today? Maybe a dress that's easy to undress? 😉😉

i'll be there in a couple of minutes. you'll survive. and no, i'm in a pair of overalls that require much effort to take off. regretting my clothing choice today actually. maybe i should just slip into one of those hospital gowns since they're more comfy? but would i look weird in it?

i guess i'll just use this picture as your contact id on my phone then. 

and you look beautiful in whatever you wear, i would def suggest you change in my hospital room though.  

where did you find that image??!?

🤷🤷🤷

i was going to let you choose the pic you like from my phone once i got there, but i'm seriously rethinking it right about now!

there's room for negotiation if it's a . 😀😀

what do you think about going to Golden Moon for dinner tonight? 

Are you in the middle of a shoot??? I don't remember seeing that on your schedule though.

Lyra, are you ok? I'm starting to get worried here. Reply soon so I know you are alive and breathing please.

So uhm my call didn't go through. Seriously, call me.

I'm pranicking like crazy right now, i'm about to call the cops. 

you need to calm the down. can't a princess have her girl's day with a couple of friends without her husband being up her all day about it?

Sorry, i just got worried. You usually reply to my messages quickly, especially when it comes to dinner. I'm getting out in less than hour that's why. Sorry for bothering you.

whatever. i'm grabbing dinner with the girls so eat on your own.

But we made a promise to always eat dinner together.

Nevermind, you must miss your friends a lot. I'll take care of myself for dinner so have fun! Let me know if you need anything, I'm just a call away. 

No its fine. I'll meet you at Golden Moon at 7:30. If you are even one second late, I'm leaving.

How can I possibly make your royal higness wait for a peasant like me. I'll arive at 7 so you can take your time! 

U FOLDED THE SHIRTS WRONG AGAIN OLD MAN. 

what you mean? i did it exactly as you wanted.

no, you obviously did not!

i followed your instructions to a perfect T. one sleeve over another, one corner to another.

i purposely said not one sleeve on top of another

it's okay, clothes all look the same when you put it on anyways

idk what i was expecting from you....

sorry, i'll do better next time.

you say that all the time.

sooo what does my BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL wife want for dinner tonight?

do you even need to ask.

I'LL BE HOME WITH FRIED CHIKEN, FRIES, AND GOOD OLD SOJU IN TEN MINUTES.

And for dessert, we can make fun of my students' essays again.

YOU DIDN'T FLIP THE SOCKS INSIDE OUT AGAIN!!! 

jiyounggie, are you busy rn? 

i always have time for the beautiful love of my life

i'm craving mochi again.

are we talking mochi ice cream? mochi waffle? mochi chocolates? regular mochi?

would it be too much if i asked for all?

i would travel to the moon and back if you wanted mochi from there

would you stop saying stuff like that, it's making me lose my appetite.

i'll fetch the goods right away! don't lose your appetite.

thanks. 

don't ever say thanks to me again. we're a married couple, not some ing strangers.

alright, i'll remember that next time sheesh.

that's the love of my life.

ugh

so it looks like we'll have an unexpected guest over again.

can he really be considered unexpected anymore?

i think you should tell your brother to stop coming over everyday :)

easy peasy. but you can't complain about how i actually do it.

WHAT IS HE GOING ON ABOUT BECOMING AN UNCLE SOON?!

you told me to handle the situation. i did just that.

what did u say to him?!

well he's the one who kept pushing us to make a baby, so all i said was that he needs to give us privacy if he would like that to happen sooner.

i merely used a small lie, but i will glady turn this lie into an excuse.

wow u have no shame. this is all part of your scheme isn't it

I'll see you in a while.  

look who wants to say hi!

hi, my loves!! doesn't byulie look extra happy today haha.

wait... did you allow her to eat more chocolate than she was allowed again?

oh wow would you look at the time! time for our little love to go to take a nap. she says bye!

she's wondering why papa bear is so late today

sorry mama bear, i have to stay at the company later than expected bc of a last minute project. i'll be home soon, with a surprise!

okay, hurry home soon!! we miss you. 

leaving now bc i can't bare to stay away from y'all a minute longer!

don't forget the surprise!

can the surprise be the amount of love i have for you?😘😘

byulie too! play! mama bear no! 

what byulie meant was that she wants you to hurry home so that you can play with her too. she's whining that we're playing without her.

your wishes are my command.

lets bring bada to the beach this weekend!

bada can't even walk, what will she be doing at the beach.

didn't you know it's easier teaching her how to swim when she's younger?

i have a dream where this father - daughter can take swims together.

i would love to help you achieve that dream, but when bada is a bit older.

it's so hot now that there's bound to be hundreds of people. i don't want to risk losing bada in the crowd.

we'll keep ours eyes on her at all times! eunhyuk and jaein said they were going to tag along too so that's 4 pairs, 8 eyes on our little girl.

what if there's a moment of confusion or someone stirs up and someone takes advantage of this moment and steal our child!

sugar, you're overthinking this way too much. tons of families bring their kids to the beach all the time!

besides, don't you wanna see this fine speciman (aka my abs) at the beach?

i can literally walk over to the bedroom right now if i want to see it.

but i wanna see you looking like a hot mess after a day at the beach.

r u sure? bc i think i'll get alot of unwanted attention if i'm in a swimsuit. imagine all the young, hot blooded youths with 6 packs....

now that i think about it, i think you're right that bada should wait til she's a lil older before she enters the mystic world of the ocean. also, you need to buy a pair of less revealing swimsuit soon.

sweetheart, plz tell me you're still at the cafe.

i stepped out to deliver lunch to yitian. is something the matter?

i'm especially craving for the tea you make today so i was gunna stop by during my lunch break.

so you're only here for tea.

ofc not! the tea was my excuse to surprse you at the cafe. i can't just outright say i've been missing you all day right?

not like it matters anyways since someone is busy delivering food for her best friend. you don't even deliver food for me!!

that's because we live together you dork. i personally hand you the lunchbox every morning.

i think i'm going to start forgetting my lunch by accident.

you're such a baby.

your baby. heh.

i'll be back at the cafe during your lunch break so come.

I GUESS SWEETHEART MISSES ME AS MUCH AS I MISS HER HUH.

good luck with your game tonight, darling!

thanks! are you not coming to watch me play tonight?

i haven't finished writing the lyrics for an upcoming song yet. i'll see you at home.

you got thisssssss.

u want me to pick you up from work?

no it's fine, you must be tired after the game. how was it?

doosan bears won heh.

congrats darling! we can celebrate when i get home. 

oh believe me, we would. im all hyped and energized rn hehe. 

no, i'm too tired for that type of celebration.

what if i make my mac n cheese special?

tempting, but no. 

i'm okay with just cuddling for the night.😥😥

r u done yet?!

i'm just trying to take a in peace. y u like this.

bc my craving for mcds fries is getting out of control! i need it. like rn.

we'll go as soon as i've finished taking care of my business sheesh.

hurry the up before i charge in there and help you.

you're disgusting.

if u don't want me to break down that door rn, you better watch your mouth.

plz accept my humble apologies princess.

also, i'll be out in a few minutes so u can start getting ready.

i don't think you were ever that excited to see me.

ugh you're lucky you're cute.

how did the doctor visit go? did you have someone accompany you? did you eat yet? if you're hungry, do you want to grab something to eat right now? i'm heading out for my lunch break soon.

i'm still waiting for the doctor to see me so i won't be able to eat with you, sorry.

not a problem at all! is there anything you want to eat right now? did u eat yet?

i had some bread this morning. i'm going to get food as soon as the appointment is over.

my poor boo 😭😭

tell me what you want to eat, i'll fetch it for u!

no, it's fine! you must be tired from overworking yourself, i don't want to trouble you.

anything for you and the baby will NEVER be a trouble for me. i'm hurt that you even said that. 😭😭.

you're weeping alot today, did something happen at work? the new dental assistant pissed you off again?

actually no. i drove him out of the company

he can't even begin to compete with my efficiency and work ethic

i don't believe any normal person would be able to handle 23 customers per hour. questioning whether you even cleaned their teeth right.

y u gotta hurt me like this

sorry, i didn't mean it like that!

u gotta make me feel better now. luckily for you, i'm standing right outside the obstetrician clinic.

with your favorite pasta hehe

i miss you. can we meet this weekend?

why are u up so late? don't you have work early tmrw?

are you free this weekend?

go to sleep first, we can talk about this when you wake up.

answer my question and i'll go to sleep.

i have to double check my schedule

are you checking?

i'm already lying in bed...

and?

i'm not getting out of bed rn just to check the ing schedule dojoon. go to sleep.

why can't you text without cursing?

sorry, it just came out. you know how i am already.

 

 

 

 

why are you so busy chatting it up with wookjin instead of finishing the report?????

i'm working very hard!!!!!

do i need to send u pics?! i see y'all from my office!

he's helping me out bc he knows what our boss wants better!

our, as in me and wookjin. not me and you.

u take that back rn. how dare u group yourself together with another man as 'our'.

no. why should i? it is true me and wookjin report to the same person.

if you need help, you can just ask me!

i don't want to. now can i please go back to work, bossssss? you don't want me to have to do overtime again right?

hmph!

I'll cook tonight!

why? we both know i'm the better cook. scratch that, even everyone at the daycare knows.

that's why one should always strive to improve.

that, i wanna have good food when i get home. leave the cooking up to me.

but i really want to cook today

what are you planning on making?

what would you like to eat?

just do something simple.

pork katsu!

bibimbap or kimbap.

you can make extra to bring for your kids too.

that's a good idea. i guess i'll make kimbap then.

okay, i'll be home soon so we can make it together.

you can supervise and give me tips. but you're not touching the food.

yeh, yeh whatever.

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