Hi guys! 

So...I had this dream last night, and I just couldn't not share it with you guys. I've been doing a lot of writing lately- especially to update stories and work on the ones I had planned...well by doing all this writing- I think my dreams have caught up with me O.o 

I had a dream last night that I came home and all my stuff was moved around in my room and for some reason I immediately knew it was my mother >.> so I called out to her and asked why she did it. When she answered she was acting all weird so I approached her and literally she sat me down on our sofa, put a hand on my shoulder and said "Honey, I don't mean to alarm you, but I think we need to seek professional help." 

"Wah? For what? Do we have like cockroaches or something? Omg the dog has fleas again doesn't he?" 

"No honey...no I mean for your....your past time."

"Shinee? LOL OH MOM there isn't a cure for that! lol..." *Starts sweating nerviously*

"It's not them....it's what you think about them..." *Proceeds to show me my little black book of fanfic*

"Oh. My. God. Mom. No mom, it's not like that. It's not what you think...I um I use them for stories! They help me write better for ummm....future film projects? AND BESIDES my professors say that fanfic and is great to write! Its outside the box and it looks amazing when tastefully done! So I'm just like fulfilling my...creative sense!"

"Oh honey! No! You're writing is amazing! Better than I could ever write!"

"Excuse me?"

"I'm talking about your descriptions of the male figure...you obviously have some things very wrong....like what the hell did they teach you in school!? Oh right....you went to private school..."

"Oh I dont know mom, me being bi and all I know a hell of a lot more about a girls' body  than a boys.'"

"What?"

"WHAT!?"

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AND THIS LADIES AND GENTLEMAN IS THE DREAM I HAD ABOUT NOT ONLY COMING OUT TO MY MOM BUT ALSO TELLING HER THAT I WRITE /. YAY. FOR. ME. 

*Steps away and burns all paper copies of fanfics, locks computer with unguessable password*

Play dangerously, Write secretly, Always use password protection.

~S.I.R.