Idols Who Are 205% Gay (yes ontae that means you)

Before I begin, let me say this: this isn't meant to be taken seriously. I'm just a bored fangirl who spent the last 6 hours on tumblr and my sister and I jokingly decided to make this together. What I'm saying is by no means fact, just me and my sister's own observations XD No hate please~

Now, on to the list! 

In no particular order....

 

1. ONEW and TAEMIN (SHINee)

I figured I'd get these two out of the way first, seeing as though they're the most obvious choice for this list. 

Our reason why: Onew is a little harder to read. He's very quiet on radio shows whenever they bring up ideal types and future plans on marrying, and in general it seems he is very careful about how he words anything to do with his romantic/ual interest. However when he is with Taemin, he has a clear expression of adoration and love whenever he looks at the younger.

 

You can see in his every movement how he cares deeply for Taemin, to the point where I really doubt his feelings for the younger are platonic at all. Yes I'm shamelessly promoting my own OTP deal with it

Taemin on the other hand..... I have no words for how gay he is. So instead, I'll just show you some pictures as explanation. 

  

  

(damn Taemin has a thing for thighs don't you think? XDD)

I have no picture for this, but Taemin has said he wanted to adopt when he got older. And that in itself pretty much proves my whole point. Why would he say adopt, not have a flesh and blood son or daughter unless he knows there's no chnace of him getting together with a woman?

 

2. J-Hope and V (BTS)

Our reason why: J-Hope loves men, and he isn't afraid to admit it... all the time. s have said so several times as well. And then there's V, who is super delicate and a total spazz at the same time and these two both just go around being gay with each other and trying to turn everyone else gay.  

   

 

 

 

3. TAEYEON (SNSD)

I bet you all thought this would be a guys only list. Please. Male idols aren't the only ones with the hots for the same .

Our reason why: From the moment I got into SNSD I thought Taeyeon liked girls. I've always thought that, and always will. "But she's dating Baekhyun!" you say? Pfft. Ever heard of the term 'beards'. It's when someone who is gay pretends to date someone of the opposite so they seem straight. Those two date each other so they can seem less gay (it doesn't work) 

 

        

 

4. MINHO (SHINee)

Our reason why: Like Taemin, he's pretty much the poster boy for homouality. I mean, the guy is literally nicknamed "hyungwhore" for godness sake. He's probably bottomed for every member of Super Junior, TVXQ, and half the other male idols in the industry XD (I love Minho no hate)

  

But then again, sometimes I feel like he actually doesn't go to them, but the other way around...

  

 

5. LUHAN and XIUMIN (EXO-M)

Our reason why: I could go into a long thing about how Luhan's manly complex shows he's trying to compensate for being secretly gay, and how Xiumin has his whole harem of boys following him around and vying for his attention, which he happily gives them, but what I'm  really going to say is that these two have the hots for each other and don't even attempt to hide it. Talk about Ontae being obvious, but these two *rolls eyes*

  

  

 

6. AMBER ( f(x) ).... and all her girls

Our reason why: Okay. Is she into girls? Yes, it's likely. But that's not why she's on this list. She's on this list because she turns all the girls gay.  ALL OF THEM.

     

 

7. G-DRAGON (Big Bang)

Our reason why: G-Dragon has always given off a biual vibe to me, from the very beginning. And he's pretty much admitted it a couple times. 

 <--- G Dragon's bed. When showing it off, he said he liked to sleep with the man and woman. 

Oh and there was that one time he said this: “I almost fell in love with TOP. There are times when I was joking with TOP in the car, and I felt attracted to him.. if I were a girl I would ask to be in a relationship with him on the spot."

 

8. JO KWON (2AM)

Our reason why: Jo Kwon has always been a very open and accpeting person. The only thing he doesn't tolerate are people who are not accepting of others. He jumped at the chance to play a gay drag queen in a musical. But sometimes you wonder if he isn't gay himself.

   

 

 

9. GIRL'S DAY 

Our reason why: Oh just look at the damn gifs

 

 

 

 

10. EXO-K

Our reason why: Originally I was going to say Sehun was gay. Then I added Baekhyun to the list. And then I thought "well, Suho isn't all that straight either, and neither is Kai... or any of them for that matter." So yeah. All of EXO-K are straight as cooked spaghetti (yes I stole that from the title of a kaisoo fic sue me)

Here's why.

BAEKHYUN and CHANYEOL

Chanyeol looked like Christmas came early after Jimin went shirtless, and Baekhyun literally had his fingers in his mouth. That eyeliner obsessed diva is thirsty for Jimin and you know I'm right.

SEHUN

 

Not only was reaction to getting to share a pocky stick with a man a little over excited, he seemed to have forgotten the point of the game was to leave the smallest bit possible, not eat the whole thing and try to kiss his group mate. 

SUHO

Okay, maybe not gay. He's just Lu-ual.

 Like, seriously, come on. He has a thing for Luhan.

  

 

KAI and KYUNGSOO

eh, they're gay for each other.

  

The love stare is strong with this one

 

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Now that this list has come to an end, a lot of you are probably wondering where Key is. And let me tell you, he's right here:

Some of you are probably wondering where Key is and I'll tell you, I really don't believe Key is gay. I know a lot of people think that he is because of his appearence, but unlike some other people on the above list *cough*ontae*cough* he has never seemed gay to me. I have another word for him, that I think fits him quite well: metroual. (Definition: derived from metropolitan and heteroual, describing a man who is especially meticulous about his grooming and appearance.)

I know people will probably argue about this XD but this makes more sense to me. Unlike people on the list above, he has never shown (at least that I've seen) attraction to guys. He is flamboyant, yes, and fashionable, and obviously cares very much about his style and looks. However, that does not make a gay man. And that is why he is not on this list lol

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DarkArial49
#1
OMFGAHHHH!!
THIS IS AWESOME!!!
ishouldstopforgettin #2
YAS!!!! DIS IS TRUE!!!!! EXO IS GAY DEF!!!
ontokki92
#3
AMEN to all u just said XD this post just made my day and its funny lol XD and yes tae loves jinki thighs and yup jinki is always so mysterious about his love interests and nope never seen tae with any girls lol XD MIMHO THE HYUNWHORE!!!! lol ask any of suju hyungs who is their beloved biatch XDDDD no offense i love minho <333 kekek XD and YESSSS I REALLY SOMETIMES FEEL THAT key is straight too XD kekeke but my heart yearns for jongkey keke XD i wouldn't mind if he isn't gay though but if ontae turn out to be NOT GAY THAT DAY I WILL DIE LOL XD (look at me being all biased for my otp XD) and AMBER TURNS EVERY DAMN GIRL GAYYY!!! jdjdjdjdjdj I love her *spazzes* kekeke XD and l exo-k lol XDcant agree more and yup gdragon gives me the vibe too even though I dont know him much XD all in all this post was awesome XD <3333
Snowflake21
#4
Vixx too! x)
Supporter #5
AIGOOO THAT WAS SO CUTE ASDFGHJKL;;
luedobi
#6
hahahaha XD gay is happy.
minaikey
#7
Are you kidding me? Minkey exist! XD hahahaha sorry for that. And yeeeeees ontae on the first list! See? Even you can tell that what they have is more than just friends ♥
Cephei #8
Your commentary made me smile! Super cute gifs ^^