Dumb K-Pop Fanfic moments #10

-Every freakin' song is written about her.
'Someone, call the doctor...'
I agree.
- Wounding each other whilst making out has turned into a habit.
- 'Our lips crashed together.'
This isn't a car accident.
- Having in an airplane cubicle is so y.
- A guide to symbolism:
Leather jacket=Bad boy
Black car=Kidnapping
Rain=Either something bad's going to happen or there is a hot singer in the room.
Paintings=A deep dark secret
Short dress= against a wall
And the list goes on.
- They're always on a world tour.
- Catches her self-harming, tells her to stop without getting into details.
- Everybody has habits like drinking alcohol or smoking but biting nails is too much of an imperfection.
- She's never taken any instrumental lessons but as soon as she sits to play the piano, she turns into a virtuoso.
Please tell me how you do that.
- Everybody goes to a normal, public school no matter how rich they are.
- She sleeps with 839202837 men but never gets pregnant or catches an STD.
#besafekids
- The families and companies are absolutely fine with 7 guys, being head over heels because of one girl.
- She always has to go on her tiptoes to kiss him even if she's wearing heels.
I don't think anybody's that short to have that they have to wear high heels and go on their tiptoes to kiss Taeyang.
- She's always good at English but terrible at Math.
- She works as their y secretary.
- OR she's their maid.
- 'His teeth bit into my skin and I moaned with pleasure.'
If I were you, I'd be screaming in pain.
- In angst/horror fics, they exchange blood as a part of their bond without considering blood poisoning.
- They're twins who've been separated at birth but have been linked by a necklace.
- Even though they have the same mother, they still fall in love with each other.
I just can't approve of that.
#sorrynotsorry
- She can go days without human interaction.
That's called driving yourself mad.
- Domestic violence is totally acceptable.
- He's a killer and she's his innocent victim who saves her life by becoming his slave.
- She gets pregnant at 16 and goes to school without running into bullies.
You are either tiny or you're dreaming.
- She's never held a gun before in her life but when in extreme situations, she knows how to use one and get it to shoot where she wants.
- A guide to ordering drinks:
Mornings=Coffee 
Shopping=Milkshake
Gym=Energy drink
Depression=Alcohol
Sports game=Alcohol
Fancy restaurant=Red wine or champagne
Note: Don't ever drink water. It might kill you.
- 'I watched Vampire Diaries then Pretty Litle Liars then Friends then modern Family then...'
If I wanted to know what was on TV, I wouldn't have come here to READ.
- They always have time for movie marathons.
- They never consider doing a real marathon.
- He stalks her and she thinks it's romantic.
- They stare up at the sky and see the stars clearly in the middle of New York.
I believe there is something called Light Pollution.
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I'm sorry for the short chapter but I have school tomorrow for the first time in 6 weeks and I have to sleep. Wish me luck, TheOfficialVIP.

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yaminohime
#1
never been guilty of any of these. and my characters love water. XD
ficsystem #2
Hhaha the authors need to drink water
captivateinsgraphics #3
Omfg you cant believe how much im laughing over this now 3 in the morning! theyre so true! Oh lololol!
And good luck to you~~
Yeonnie
#4
Hahahaha! This is true x)

Oh, and she always shares room with him, and nobody finds it wrong. Even parents finds it cute if it seems like they have y times!
-seriously?