Dumb K-Pop Fanfic moments #1

-When the writer sets the story in Korea but uses Dollars as the currency.

-The writer turns grown men into childish, mentally five year olds.

There is bound to be at least one person who is childish in a group but to take the whole band and making them act as if they have had a sugar rush is just plain stupidity.

-When writing a fanfic, the writer thinks it's a great idea to turn the entire group gay.

Let's get our facts right here. If I'm not mistaken, the world's homoual population is 3%. There are 12 members in EXO. If the whole group is gay, then SM's done a good job of scraping openly gay men who are also talented and willing to be entertainers.

-Again in the fanfics, apparently everybody seems to be fine with homouality.

In case you forgot, this is South Korea we are talking about. People don't accept ordinary, gay men and you make them accept idols who are gay?

Girl, that's a big, fat NO.

-The girl is 16 and evidently, the whole group had been looking for someone with the same age difference their entire lives.

Come on people. Big Bang's T.O.P is 26. I highly doubt he'd go for someone with the age difference of 10 years.

#ealert

-The girl gets into one of the entertainment companies and either becomes best friends with a certain girl group or mortal enemies because they want the same man.

-The main character is described as 'angelic' but gets bullied everyday at school.

-The most overused phrase: "My life is turning into a K-Drama."

Big fan of Lee Min Ho, huh?

-The writer makes the group that they don't like into the baddies even though the two bands seem to be perfectly fine with each other.

-Nobody has any religious duties to attend to.

-They drink, do drugs and around but no fans are present during any of these events.

Is your bias group that unpopular?

-"Call me oppa." He said to the other man as they crashed into a passionate kiss.

Okay, okay, okay. Wait. Oppa is the term used when a younger woman is addressing an older man. I think the word you're looking for is hyung.

Last time I checked, SHINee, Super Junior, BTS, VIXX, B.A.P, Big Bang etc. were all men.

-The girl claims to have been single all her life but as soon as she gets EXO to her, she turns into a Goddess.

-(Y/N) closed the door behind her as she left the man.
"(Y/N) come back to bed." He shouted at (Y/N). At that moment, the bell rang and (Y/N) opened the front door. A delivery man was waiting, holding a package.
"A delivery for (Y/N)."

-'At my school, Big Bang are the most desirable boys. They never go to class, girls are lurking all around them, they have a fan club and a fan cafe, they're super rich and they are the most feared bullies. But I can never fall for them.'

#boysoverflowers

I'm scared that G-Dragon will whip me with his Fantastic Baby hair and that Taeyang will blind me with his abs and that TOP will kill me with his gaze and that Seungri will torture me with his and that Daesung will stab me with his smile.
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Okay, first chapter finished. I hope that you understand this is all for fun and they are exaggerations. Please don't be offended by them. And always enjoy reading them.

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Snowflake21
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hahahah, this is good :p