1) Are you in a relationship with somebody?

Yo...It's not really like that. We're just taking one day (and night ayyyy) at a time. ;D 

 

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?

 

Uhhh. No. Only 2.

 

3) How many houses have you lived in?

Just the one. Yeeeee.

 

4) Favorite chocolate bar?

Hmmm. Tie between Divine (fairtrade English brand) chocolate and the Swiss chocolate my friend brings back whenever she's gone home.

 

5) Favorite shoes?

Depends on the occassion. I can't live without my 8 inch wedges nor my 5 inch platform sneaks. Shoes with height, essentially.

 

6) Have you ever tripped someone?

I tend to trip myself - be that on purpose or accident.

 

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?

Hell yeah! My Prerogative! Looool. She was already going downhill from that point, tbh.

 

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?

Er. On an airplane when I was a little Asian. Does that count as in public? 

 

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.

Time. If time is money I'm so poor~

 

12) Favorite genre of music?

K - Hip Hop.

 

13) What is your zodiac sign?

Leo! Rawrsome! ;D

 

14) What time were you born?

9 in the morning. Yeeee.

 

15) Do you like beer?

Ew. No. "Beer is nothing but piss water. A real man? Takes rum".

 

16) Ever made a prank phone call?

Actually, no. :( Too much effort LOL.

 

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?

...*mumble mumble* High School Musical 1 AND 2 *mumble mumble /dead*

 

18) Are you sarcastic?

Darling, I'm English. Don't be silly.

 

19) What are your favorite colors?

Red. Black. White. Pink. Yellow. Aqua.

 

20) How many watches do you own?

My one gold vintage Gucci wristwatch.

 

21) Summer or winter?

Summer! Although I adore winter nights...there's something just so romantic about dark winter nights, cold, maybe snowing, with stars in the inkwell skies....

 

23) Favorite color to wear?

Black or white because it contrasts with my tan skin and white hair.

 

24) Pepsi or Sprite?

Sprite. All that Coke, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper or whateer are brown so they stain your teeth and .

 

25) What color is your cell phone?

White. Samsung Galaxy Note 3 just like in the Heirs LOOOOL.

 

26) Where is your second home?

Year Zero London cus I go there at least 3 times a week LOL #TROOF

 

27) Have you ever slapped someone?

Oh, everyone. If I haven't slapped you, we're not friends. Or unless you're my mother. Or a delicate and beautiful girl. Or my lover. LOL JKS MY LOVERS GET THE MOST SLAPS IN BOTH THE DIRTY AND ANGRY SENSE.

 

28) Have you ever had a cavity?

Think so. Ewww. I hate the dentist.

 

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?

4! One hanging from the ceiling, one that stands on the floor, one in my alarm clock, and one in my humidifier! I used to have a bedside one but it broke. :/

 

30) How many video games do you own?

Too many.

 

31) What was your first pet?

Fish? Lame. I prefer Ash/Bim/Bibimbap/Bimbimbap/Bimmy/BB/Bimdy (my rabbit).

 

32) Ever had braces?

No. Thank .

 

33) Do looks matter?

 

Oh, yes. #youcantsitwithus #vain #narccissimatitsfinest

 

34) Do you use chopstick?

Mainly for Asian meals but whenever it's convenient tbh.

 

35) Name 3 teachers from your Middle School: 

Duuude, no. I don't wanna remember school - I freaking graduated this summer!

 

36) American Eagle or Abercombie?

 

What the ?

 

37) Are you too forgiving?

Aw hell naw. Opposite.

 

38) How many children do you want?

I would say 2 because one of each gender (preferably, this ain't the Sims YOOOO). But I was discussing this with my mother the other day, and I told her that I'd ideally only want 1 because of favouritism problems, and she argued that only 1 isn't nice and it's lonely. Then again, how would she know? She was 1 of 3, and only because her father wanted a boy, and the first 2 babies weren't, so he wasn't gonna stop til Uncle Shiny was born. Duuuuudddeee.

 

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?

The .

 

40) Favorite breakfast meal?

 

Rice. lel. /aznftw

 

41) Do you own a gun?

Yup.

 

42) Ever thought you were in love?

Was. Not anymore. Moved on.

 

43) When was the last time you cried?

Last night when I was devising a storyboard in my head. May actually be my next story on here if I decide to get the idea down in words. #ledramatic #alltheworld'sastage

 

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?

Hmm. Lemme think. I don't actually remember. Lol.

 

45) Olive Garden? La Panera?

What are these things??!!

 

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?

 

Ew, what?!

 

47) Have you ever been in a castle?

Yeah. Tons of those here in Europe.

 

48) Nicknames?

 

Oh dear. Far too many. Law. Lozzer. Laurser. Saint Laurser. Yes Saint Laurser. Loruh. Lolo. Rola. The Asian. Rockstar. GD. G-Dragon. L-Swaggin'. The Leader. Pissface. Pussface. Oh, dear god, I just remembered Beezy's favourite one - "Whorey Laurey". GOD DAMN YOU TEENY WEENY. ¬_¬ Amanda. Amandy. Sissy. Royalty. Jaden Yuki. Jaden Pukey. Brat. Furball. Crooked Girl. Blondie. GG. GoldenrodGirl. GoldenrodGuy. GoldenrodGod. There's probably more, but that's what I remember off the top of my head.

 

 

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?

 

"BERTH?!" Haha! Don't ask. #highskooltimes

 

50) Ever been to Kentucky?

 

Ew, 'Murica. No thanks.

 

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?

Again. Da faq?

 

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?

 

Hell yeah - me! :D

 

53) Have you ever called someone Boo?

 

MY BOO, MY BOO, MY BOO, MY BOO~ MY BOOOO~~OOO~OOOOOOO~

 

That was a good song with Alicia Keys and...Usher? Or Chris Brown? I don't remember.

 

55) Do you own a diamond ring?

Yeah~ Diamonds are a girl's best friend~

 

56) Are you happy with your life right now?

Oh, yes. ing ecstatic. I can't really believe it, so I'm pretty nervous now, but oh wow. This is amazing. Thank you, satan, for rewarding my patience.

 

57) Do you dye your hair?

 

Yup! Bleach-white! But actually decided to dye the end of my G-Weave aqua blue recently.

 

58) Does anyone like you?

Oh hell yeah~ ;D Shout out to mah boy and all the other creepy weirdos I wish I didn't know out there~

 

59) What year were you born?

1996!

 

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?

Er...sadly, I was "still behind the oak tree", as my mother calls it. I don't even want to know what that means.

 

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?

Nope.

 

62) McDonalds or Wendy's?

NEITHER.

 

63) Do you like yourself?

no. I LOOOOOOVVVEEE me. :'D

 

64) Are you closer to your mother or father

"Should you ever have to choose between your parents, choose your beggarwoman mother over your emperor father".

 

Mother. Without doubt. Sorry, not sorry, Dad.

 

65) Favourite physical feature of the preferred ?

Face. You gotta have a good face foremostly. Obviously, nice build as well, but face is always most important. I (as well as Beezy ¬_¬) used to think I had a collar/bone , but I don't particularly care about it on my current guy. Probs cus his don't protrude much LOL. Well, not as much as mine. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

 

66) Are you afraid of the dark?

I can only sleep in the dark. Light is ing annoying.

 

67) Have you ever eaten paste?

Paste?

 

68) Do you own a webcam?

Built in my laptop, so I cover it with a sticker. AIN'T NO CIA CREEPING ON ME MAN FUUUUCCCKKKK

 

69) Have you ever stripped?

Reckon I have a lot recently... ;)

 

70) Ever broke a bone?

Dislocated kneecap. Isn't that just as bad?

 

72) Do you chat on AIM often?

 

wut

 

73) Pringles or Lays?

You can only get Lays outside of England. Lol. But I love Pringles.

 

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart?

Yeah, so? #notmyproblem #die

 

75) R.grats or Doug?

Do you mean Rugrats? But what the is Doug?

 

76) Full House or the Brady Bunch?

WHAT?

 

77) Did you like your middle school guidance counsellor?

THE ?

 

78) Has anyone ever called you fat?

Grandma did last month, and everyone stared at her like a bomb had gone off. I told her, "GREAT, THANKS GRANDMA, I'LL JUST LIVE MY LIFE MAKING EVERYONE ELSE HAPPY BUT ME", but it was more frustrated confusion because I'm not fat. I admit I could tone up some more, but I'm the opposite of fat tbh (uh literally buying size zero dresses here lol). I was calorie counting and got super skinny at the start of the year for 4 months, but then lost track during exams lol and gained back an inch on my waistline. I should get back on that after this weekend. 

 

80) Do you own a car?

NO. NEVER DRIVING.

 

81) Can you cook?

Nope. Let me give you a quote from my Beezy Bro: "STOP COOKING. YOU ARE GOING TO HURT SOMEONE". #tootrue

 

82) 3 things that annoy you: 

 

-When Smelly pees on the bathroom floor and there are these mysterious sticky wet circles on the floor DAS GROSE

-When people don't reply back under a time limit (say we're meeting in an hour but haven't heard back )

-When people are ing late AND MAKE ME WAIT

 

83) Do you text message often?

 

Yeah.

 

84) Money or love?

BOTH!

 

85) Do you have any scars?

So many on my legs, and one on my back, and one on my elbow. Either from biking or tripping or skinning when dancing/running/biking/rock climbing. I'm proud of them because they display hard work and ruthlessness.

 

86) What do you want more than anything right now?

To stop freaking out over the weekend. It's gonna be fine~~

 

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?

OHSHJHSHHSKJSJKSJ NO

 

88) Relationships or one night stands?

Right now? I hope this is leaning more towards relationship than buddies.

 

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?

Wut?

 

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?

No. Make me feel sick. Can't eat Chinese food in this country cus of all grease and MSG. /pukes

 

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?

Uh. No.

 

92) Do you own a box of crayons?

GET YOUR CRAYON!!!

 

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you?

Probs Mum. Or Double D. Or Hoeseph.

 

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?

Domo. That pinata . LOOOOOL JKS JUST JOKES. My father. He did that Asian parent thing just cannot urgh /sighs.

 

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?

Pinata . And he felt SOOO BAD ABOUT IT L M A OOOO DAS RITE. But now we're back together WHOOPS LOL. Or, uh me, if you count my imagination. STORY EMOTION IS SO DUH POWERFUL~~ But that's why I'm such a great actor.

 

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?

 

Mum. She keeps calling Ash "Bimdy" and we have no idea why, and it's ing hilarious cus you can just tell he hates it. I don't know why it's so funny! Bimdy! Bimdy Bimdy Bimdy! It sounds like ing Mindy! I think it's just cus it's a girl's name. I've given Bim so many nicknames, but none have been a chick's name to be fair.

 

98) Who was the last person that you fell for?

Yo, Domo, you better catch me, a-iiiight? #sentimentalsweg #swegtimental

 

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you?

Hoe or Double D. Think it might've been Hoe cus he was talking about his birthday. Double D and me kinda drifted off when we stopped talking about houses, but I think it's cus she's gone to bed. With Loman. EW. MY EYES!!! TOO MUCH IMAGINATION!!!

 

100) Who was the last person that called you?

Unnieyooooo Shenae. I never called her back. Whoops!