Guardians of Galaxy Movie Blarghing

OH

MY

GOD

I love this movie. I LOVE IT. Okay I know I'll sound biased, but I love love love Marvel movies. They're fun, silly, fun, FUN. DC, I'm sorry, but I'm a Marvel girl. 

WARNING: This is going to be a spoler filled talk (not really review per se so...) Sorry for those who haven't watch it...

Okay so, what's up with movies who want to rip my heart out five minutes into the movie? Up, Godzilla, now this? Like... FRICK MAN, I just sat down with popcorn ready to eat and you expect me to cry?! ... Okay I didn't cry on this one (the mom's makeup kindda took me out from the emotional bubble).

Plot wise, I think there are some... questionable motives from the characters. Why did Ronan wanted to destroy the Nova Planet in the first place? So that he can continue being an ? How did Peter Quill knew about the orb? Etc etc I couldn't remember my questions well, it's been a few days since I watched that movie. 

BUT I ADORE THE CHARACTERS. I cared about them. I cared completely about all of them. The main five, Nebula, John C Reilly's character, EVERYONE (aside from Ronan, of course... He's just... Eh... Lee Pace... I didn't even know it was you...)

Talking about crying... I CRIED LIKE A BABY ON THE THIRD ACT OF THE MOVIE. Like , Marvel you said this is a comedy space adventure . WHY DID I CRY MORE ON THIS THAN WHEN I WAS WATCHING MARLEY AND ME (the only other movie where I cried like a baby in the end). 

The tears started to fall when the Nova Prime sky army (I forgot what's it called? Sky navy? Forget it) began to link their ships together to hold Ronan's ship from falling to the ground. LIKE . THEY'RE ALL DEAD. THEY'RE ALL DEAD. ALL THOSE PEOPLE, THEY'RE ALL DEAD. WHAT ABOUT THEIR FAMILIES?! THEIR LIFES?! .

Then Groot began to act like a self sacrificing . . And then Rocket cried. . And then Groot wiped his tears away. . I cried so hard. I tried to back the tears, but I CAN'T. I knew that Groot would grow back, BUT . I COULDN'T HELP IT.

And then Starlord was being an and began to dance around while singing (Gamora's headshake was hilarious) and I was like, still crying but I couldn't help but laugh. I looked utterly stupid. Then he touched the gem and all his friends helped him and I was like I MISSED MY FRIENDS. I'M SO ALONE AND I MISSED MY FRIENDS. And I continued to cry.

Then after it was all over, Rocked began to cry a forced cry over Groot's remains. I cried. Then Drax sat beside him and began to pet him and it was like DAWWW. And I cried even harder because I MISSED MY CATS. I'M SO ALONE WITHOUT ANY CATS AND I MISSED MY CATS.

Then Peter opened his mom's present and it was a tape and the song was AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH, AIN'T NO VALLEY DEEP ENOUGH, AIN'T NO RIVER WIDE ENOUGH, TO KEEP Me away from you baby? (Okay I forgot the lyrics, but that song was in the end credit of Sister Act 2 and that movie was my childhood and it was in the tape from his mom and I cried even harder because I MISSED MY MOM. WHY OH WHY YOU HAVE TO PLAY THAT SONG. All during the movies, I didn't know the songs at all. Except maybe Hooked on a Feeling, yes maybe that. But THEN IN THE END YOU HAD TO PLAY THAT SONG, DIDN'T YOU?! AND MAKE ME CRY LIKE A BABY AGAIN?)

Okay then the moral you could get from this is that I cried easily during movies (Not all the time, but really, I don't know what made me cry this hard on a MARVEL movie, out of all...) 

I can't wait for the sequel! ROCKET AND GROOT ARE JUST THE CUTEST TT^TT

And then in the end there's Howard the Duck... Lol that's so random :P

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