Confession

I have a confession to make.

I have a gay acquaintance. A gay Asian acquaintance. A gay, male, Asian acquaintance who's cute as . He's got the KPOP slant hair and the pretty jaw. Slim, average height, and a super plump bum.

Whenever I see him post pictures of himself, my erse author mind starts ticking about how he'd be such a perfect bottom to one of my fics. As a straight woman, I often think how possible it would be for me to nail him if I were a gay man.

Seriously, every time I see his pictures, I think to myself, "Damn... he's just so...bottomable!"

It's reflex.

Dear acquaitance (because really, I don't know you well enough to call you a friend)... I'm sorry for unleashing my erse thoughts on your cute . I do feel bad (only sometimes) but it's totally unintentional and completely reflexive. Be grateful that you'll never know.

Forgive me for I have ersed.

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terramomi #1 Aug 22, 2014 17:48:15

I always wondered if other people felt this way haha. In my school I keep noticing a ton of possible ukes and if there just so happens to be a seme-ish guy nearby....well their fates are sealed in my mind. Just the other day I KID YOU NOT one of the guys from my badminton team was singing along to the music on his ipod. He ended up singing the line "I LOVE YOU" to his friend and put him in a bear hug. So my friend and I did that eyebrow wiggle thing like "did you see that?" and started laughing. lucky they had no idea why XP

AnVocNighMa #2 Aug 14, 2014 01:01:37

I also wanna see his picture! How cute is he??

AnVocNighMa #3 Aug 14, 2014 00:58:38

Haha that's me!! I am engrossed in Anime boys so I don't care about actual boys in my class(possibly will soon, sigh, my mind doesn't work like a normal girl). I also just go crazy over Jaejoong so I don't have time for real boys again. But when I read I will always be like "If I was a guy, I will certainly be gay!! I so want that type of romance! So cute!" but when reality hits I know I will be dead, DEAD, if I was gay. South Asian parents are harsh. I also want a gay friend! I should first hangout with more boys. This school year, I need to get a guy bestfriend even if he is not gay. I also need to be in a dramatic things and support my gay friend and go against society!! I have weird wishes. Sigh, I am so damn weird!!

oppach #4 Aug 13, 2014 14:13:26

I love you so much. lol

yoojung9493 #5 Aug 13, 2014 02:03:56

that guy is gay?

annalulz #6 Aug 12, 2014 22:29:20

I shouldn't laugh but I am. Sorry.

Bit if I were you I'd be past the apologies and I'd be having that cute bottoming for all my kpop biases.

stardrop #7 Aug 12, 2014 21:54:18

That's bloody awesome! Haha xD