Why Is Chen My Ultimate Bias?

So someone asked me this, so I decided to answer it more throughly.
Some of you shiets dont care anways X'D
Meanies. > <


Yes~ ChenChen's my Ultimate Bias, AHHHG.
He maybe tied with Luhan, Idk but..
 


I'll start off easy.
 



- 1 -
Kim Jongdae, the most adorable, 'He is so AWEEEEEE' guy in the world. I wanna cry. Chen's so adorable and I'm sure alot of you know that. He's just so 'Awwe' you just wanna cuddle with him all day. Well, that's how I feel like, at least.

 
- 2 -
His smile. Hissmilehissmilehissmile. I wanna scream, god. THE CURVES OF HIS LIPS ARE JUST SO FCKING ATTRACTING I CANT- AHHHHHHHHH. YOU JUST, YOU KNOW, WANNA KISS HIM. WHEN HE SMILES IT'S EFFIN HEAVEN ; - ; AND HE DOES THAT THING WITH HIS LUCIOUS LIPS AND YOUR HEART JUST DOES A LITTLE SPIN INSIDE.

 
- 3 -
AND THEN THIS LITTLE DOES THAT EYE-SMILE THING AND YOU JUST LOOSE IT AND YOUR HEART GUSHES AND YOU SQUEAL AND YOU FORGET EVERYTHING ABOUT ALL YOUR OTHER OPPARS THAT YOU SPAZZ OVER AND YOU JUST WANT HIM ON YOU BED. AND LIKE AGHGHGHGHGHGHO;GH;ISHGFHG.SO





- 4 -

THIS GETS PEOPLE TO LAUGH EVEN WHEN HE DOESNT TRY UGGH. I LOVE HIM. I LOVEHIMI LOVE HIMILOVEHIM/ /// FML. I SWEAR HE'S LIKE A DRUG A;OGHFHF.;SADGJ

HE FAILS TO PICK UP CHICKS- IT MAKES HIM MORE ATTRACTIVE-




WAIT.
THERE'S MORE. DONT LEAVE NOW.





- 5 - 


HE WAS A STRIPPER IN HIS PAST LIFE. I SWEAR. LOOK AT THOSE GRINDING MOVES.

HE MAKES EVERYTHING UAL, MINSEOK TAUGHT HIM WELL.

HE DA BAE <3







- 6 -

HAVE YOU SEEN THE JONG GUN SHOW? DONT WORRY, I GOT TICKETS.


AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,




- 7 -
TROLL HIM, HE TROLLS YOU BACK GOOD.
 

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memoirQue
#1
Chen is not my UB. But he's my bias in EXO-M. ^^,
He wrecks bias lists. Tbh. ;_____;